Thursday, August 06, 2009

Personal Style

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

So we were flattered to find some of the Women of Infomaniac attempting to mimic Mistress MJ’s signature pose …


[Photo via]



Not to be outdone by the womenfolk, Beast gave it his best shot as well …





Even the birthday boy, TAZZY (the finer half of Yorkshire’s favourite poofs), managed to find an orifice on his body that wasn’t already stuffed …


Happy Birthday, Tazzy!


We appreciate that you all covet that sought after Mistress MJ “look” but really, we encourage every one of you to find your own personal style.


Give it BACK, bitch!


Ahem. Returning to the topic at hand…

Describe your personal style to us.

What makes you stand out in a crowd?

53 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday Tazzy!!!


    As for personal style, well, I haven't given it much thought. So long as it makes me look good, I'll wear it! Although, a lot of people seem to get great pleasure out of my

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  2. and
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAZZY! :~D XOXO




    my personal style, sugar, is classic! xoxo

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  3. My boobs make me stand out because they always arrive 15 minutes before I do.

    Love the bottle up the arse. Such class.

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  4. Oh yea, Happy Birthday Ass...um, I mean Taz.

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  5. my hand wrapped around my huge... vegetables....

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  6. My paragraphs are short but my syntax gets tortured. Regularly.

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  7. I'd have been here first if I got here earlier.
    My personal style is to hide behind lampposts and watch people.

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  8. EROS: Happy Birthday Tazzy!!!
    As for personal style, well, I haven't given it much thought. So long as it makes me look good, I'll wear it! Although, a lot of people seem to get great pleasure out of my
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    The way you wag your tail is rather fetching too.

    SAVANNAH: 2nd!
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAZZY! :~D XOXO
    my personal style, sugar, is classic! xoxo


    Effortlessly classic.

    *resists urge to toss Savannah into the Plaid Room*

    RANDOM: My boobs make me stand out because they always arrive 15 minutes before I do.
    Love the bottle up the arse. Such class.
    Oh yea, Happy Birthday Ass...um, I mean Taz.


    This is a klassy blog.

    What did you expect?

    XL: My personal style involves feathers.

    And ruffling them!

    LEAH: My turnips.

    Are you in on something with Inner Voices?

    VOICES: my hand wrapped around my huge... vegetables....

    That explains your stagger.

    KAPI: My paragraphs are short but my syntax gets tortured. Regularly.

    Do as I do and just add exclamation marks to every sentence!!!

    HEFF: Happy Bottleday.

    I’ll drink to that.

    GINRO: I'd have been here first if I got here earlier.
    My personal style is to hide behind lampposts and watch people.


    That dog by your lamppost has its leg cocked.

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  9. Oh great! And now it's trying to shag my leg!
    *hops away trying to shake the dog off.*

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  10. GINRO: Being you isn't easy, is it?

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  11. Happy Birthday Tazzy.

    Style? Stand out? My middle name is Zelig ... Is that the dildo-testing-team above?

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  12. OH, I forgot to say Happy Birthday Tazzy.

    So, "happy birthday Tazzy!"

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  13. You don't know the half of it, lol.

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  14. Most of the Women of Infomaniac would be able to insert a couple of dozen bottles in that particular orifice and there would still be room for a thirty piece orchestra.

    Happy birthday Tazzy ( ... is he still going??)

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  15. Happy birthday Tazzy!

    My personal style involves among other things my pink iPhone.

    By the was, today is an awesome day as I'm going to see Kylie tonight.

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  16. That second picture is haunting.

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  17. Awww... thank you very much for all the birthday wishes *blush*

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  18. I'd just like to raise a glass for Tazzy's birthday.

    Happy Birthday!

    *checks the bottle of red wine thoroughly before pouring a large one*

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  19. MAGO: Happy Birthday Tazzy.
    Style? Stand out? My middle name is Zelig ... Is that the dildo-testing-team above?


    Do you want to sign up for a spot on the team?

    LEAH: OH, I forgot to say Happy Birthday Tazzy.
    So, "happy birthday Tazzy!"


    We understand your forgetfulness.

    Afterall, you’ve got your first kiss on your mind.

    GINRO: You don't know the half of it, lol.

    One can imagine!

    BETTY: Most of the Women of Infomaniac would be able to insert a couple of dozen bottles in that particular orifice and there would still be room for a thirty piece orchestra.
    Happy birthday Tazzy ( ... is he still going??)


    Including The Infomaniac All Girl Revue!

    Tazzy is still going strong but is usually upstaged by Piggy and can’t get a word in.

    CYBERPOOF: Happy birthday Tazzy!
    My personal style involves among other things my pink iPhone.
    By the was, today is an awesome day as I'm going to see Kylie tonight.


    You must be wetting yourself with excitement.

    Are you wearing “Sweet Darling” or “Couture”?

    HOSTILE 17: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    That second picture is haunting.

    It’s that Succubus of yours that’s giving you nightmares, not this photo.

    And while you’re here, I’ve a swamp cooler that needs fixing.

    Oh, and I’d like an autographed copy of 'Cooking for crazy' (365 crazy meals for a sane world).

    TAZZY: Awww... thank you very much for all the birthday wishes *blush*

    This isn’t the first time we’ve seen your cheeks redden (fourth photo down).

    ROSES: I'd just like to raise a glass for Tazzy's birthday.
    Happy Birthday!
    *checks the bottle of red wine thoroughly before pouring a large one*


    Admit it.

    You’re just here for the free booze.

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  20. Yes, alright, I admit it.

    *hangs head in shame*

    I am here for the free booze.

    But I quite like being corrupted too!

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  21. Obviously I'll be wearing Couture.

    And my pink and silver Kylie t-shirt.

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  22. Happy Birthday Tazzy.

    Black bin liner, smelly socks, 2 litre bottle of strong cider.

    That or tailor made suits with purple silk jacket linings.

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  23. and here i thought it was from all the alcohol...

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  24. ROSES: Yes, alright, I admit it.
    *hangs head in shame*
    I am here for the free booze.
    But I quite like being corrupted too!


    Management takes no responsibility.

    CYBERPOOF: Obviously I'll be wearing Couture.
    And my pink and silver Kylie t-shirt.
    I can't wait.


    Kylie will HAVE to adopt you this time!

    GARFY: Happy Birthday Tazzy.
    Black bin liner, smelly socks, 2 litre bottle of strong cider.
    That or tailor made suits with purple silk jacket linings.


    Flashing your lining would make Mistress MJ swoon so instead I’ll make a suggestion…

    Buy yourself a pair of these lilac shoes or better yet, go barefoot.

    With a drink in your hand, of course.

    VOICES: and here i thought it was from all the alcohol...

    When you encourage Cheese to “eat your vegetables” you really mean it.

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  25. Happy Birthday Taz!

    Oh, how I wish I wasn't eating my breakfast when I looked at these pictures.

    urp.

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  26. BOXER: Happy Birthday Taz!
    Oh, how I wish I wasn't eating my breakfast when I looked at these pictures.
    urp.


    Sounds to me like you’re having a liquid lunch.

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  27. My whole blog hangs off this avatar!
    Sx

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  28. We've decided we don't need any official documents.

    Bonding with shopping, dancing and cups if tea is enough for us

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  29. SCARLET: My whole blog hangs off this avatar!

    We have no idea what you’re on about, Miss Scarlet.

    Does this have something to do with Ginro’s “freebie”?

    And where is BEAST?

    CYBERPOOF: We've decided we don't need any official documents.
    Bonding with shopping, dancing and cups if tea is enough for us


    A girl’s day out, in other words.

    Will you be having your nails done together?

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  30. I am merrily skipping through a world of my own.. actually my comment is based on a line from Ab Fab when Edina remarks: My whole body hangs off these cheek bones!
    Mr Beastie is still trying to get rid of the stench of 5 week old banana puree.
    Sx

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  31. Yes I do need a mani pedi so it works well as I'm travelling stateside on Saturday.

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  32. "What makes you stand out in a crowd?"

    Not in a crowd so much, more often in a police line-up.

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  33. SCARLET: I am merrily skipping through a world of my own.. actually my comment is based on a line from Ab Fab when Edina remarks: My whole body hangs off these cheek bones!

    Mistress MJ cannot be expected to remember every catchphrase and every clever quip from every Britcom.

    This is exhausting.


    Mr Beastie is still trying to get rid of the stench of 5 week old banana puree.

    I’ve Febreezed Beast’s blog liberally but to no avail.


    CYBERPOOF: Yes I do need a mani pedi so it works well as I'm travelling stateside on Saturday.

    What does “travelling stateside” mean?

    Why does nothing make sense to me today?

    Is it because I haven’t had my first drink of the day?


    XL: "What makes you stand out in a crowd?"
    Not in a crowd so much, more often in a police line-up.


    How do they take your fingerprints when they’re covered in feathers?

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  34. Wouldn't it be easier to put the bottle up the *other* way?

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  35. BILLY: Wouldn't it be easier to put the bottle up the *other* way?

    Are you trying to confuse Mistress MJ?

    Honestly, none of you are making sense today.

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  36. What makes me stand out in a crowd? Why, my sparkly orange T-shirt, of course.

    Oh, and my fangs!

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  37. The ability to set my farts on fire usually attracts quite a crowd of people with their cigarettes extended who are looking for a light.

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  38. I am at the festival and can't find the VIP area. I need champagne and civilised people.

    Maybe that's why

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  39. MJ said:
    Honestly, none of you are making sense today.


    "Crikey" he ejaculated

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  40. IVD: What makes me stand out in a crowd? Why, my sparkly orange T-shirt, of course.
    Oh, and my fangs!


    You left out the bit about your freakishly bendy thumbs.

    And your warty wand.

    Shall I continue?

    EMMA: The ability to set my farts on fire usually attracts quite a crowd of people with their cigarettes extended who are looking for a light.

    Not to mention the ability to attract loads of firemen!

    CYBERPOOF: I am at the festival and can't find the VIP area. I need champagne and civilised people.
    Maybe that's why


    Are you live blogging this event?

    GINRO: MJ said:
    Honestly, none of you are making sense today.
    "Crikey" he ejaculated


    Please clean that up immediately.

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  41. GINRO: Behave yourself!

    *slaps and opens trap door to oubliette*

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  42. *echoing up from the oubliette*

    “She walks like she don’t care, walkin’ on imported air”

    *echo echo*

    "If I had a flying giraffe, I’d have it in a box with a window"

    *echo echo*

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  43. No, we finally hooked up and had a lovely bottle of champagne away from the riffraff

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  44. GINRO: What?

    I can't hear you.

    CYBERPOOF: I hope you and Kylie will have many happy years together trading makeup tips and sipping fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas.

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  45. What makes you stand out in a crowd?

    Smoldering in a darkened corner, wearing as little as possible and standing apart from the crowd.

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  46. AYEM8Y: What makes you stand out in a crowd?

    Smoldering in a darkened corner, wearing as little as possible and standing apart from the crowd.


    Let it be said that you also have the distinctive aroma of the Skankarium.

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