Would you like to see more posts about our individual countries and their quirks and national characteristics?
More peeking through the keyholes of doors abroad?
Perhaps something similar to our “Planet Oz” post, dedicated to Infomaniac’s Australian readers?
Or more reports on British cuisine?
Or the nation with the worst sex lives?
Have your say, bitches.
1st!
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Oh, XL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHA!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Mistress seems to be pointing to a favorite city of mine. So, the Infomaniac treatment of Ulan Bator!
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I find travel so broadening!
ReplyDeleteto answer your question,
ReplyDeletewhatever you wish.
*gives XL stink eye, but concedes*
Oh Hai Ms Boxer!
ReplyDeleteWhat the HELL is going on in here?
ReplyDeleteI should go back to my hammock.
Maybe if the Brits used sticky pudding a bit more ingeniously, their sex lives would improve...as would birth control.
ReplyDeleteThat said, more British food!
Jason, you'd be surprised at the many and varied uses of a sticky pudding in eveyday (and night) British culture.
ReplyDeleteActually, maybe you wouldn't?
Oh yes more british cuisine please , I am sure you can finesse the secret recipes from your British readers like IVD's legendary Spotted dick , Frobishers Dorset Knob with Clotted Cream , Piggy and Tazzy's Cheesey Faggots or Miss Scarlets Fishy fan
ReplyDeleteAs I cannot afford Sat Nav , is that young lady available to give a Beast directions ???
ReplyDeleteSuch prudes! I want Nations with the best and the worst sex lives please with graphic comparison and contrast.
ReplyDeleteIf it was a competition about cuisine then Carnalis would probably win it.
ReplyDelete(Risks accusations of being called an arselicker) - I'd like to know more about Canadians.
ReplyDeleteNo - really. You're sort of like Brits but not like Brits aren't you?
As long as it doesn't interfere with Filthy Friday, I'm up for it. Kaz, is an arse-licker, but I'm with her on wanting to know more about Canadians.
ReplyDelete18th?
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xoxo
I think we should go on a quest to find the nation with the most beautiful women with the most dainty pedicured tootsies that enjoy having heavy set, balding men slobber all over them.
ReplyDeleteThe world needs to know.
Sounds good to me. For Australia we could explore how to be inventive with Marmite. There's the 83,000 variation on the dumpling in Eastern Europe. Or the germanic use of gingerbread.
ReplyDeleteI'm prepared to share my recipie for curried cheese on toast.
I'm happy to display my fish finger fan, but I'd also like to know more about Canadians.
ReplyDeleteAs Kaz said.
Sx
JASON: Maybe if the Brits used sticky pudding a bit more ingeniously, their sex lives would improve...as would birth control.
ReplyDeleteThat said, more British food!
Whatever you say but Brit food doesn’t quite live up to the standards of your jambalaya and gumbo.
IVD (below you) is trying to get your attention by waving his warty wand at you (scroll down after clicking but prepared to be horrified).
IVD: Jason, you'd be surprised at the many and varied uses of a sticky pudding in eveyday (and night) British culture.
Actually, maybe you wouldn't?
I dread to think what else besides sticky pudding has come out of your Apocolypse Oven.
BEAST: Oh yes more british cuisine please , I am sure you can finesse the secret recipes from your British readers like IVD's legendary Spotted dick , Frobishers Dorset Knob with Clotted Cream , Piggy and Tazzy's Cheesey Faggots or Miss Scarlets Fishy fan
All guaranteed to give you indigestion, we might add.
Not to mention Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry!
As I cannot afford Sat Nav , is that young lady available to give a Beast directions ???
She says go to hell.
I believe that’s south from here.
AYEM8Y: Such prudes! I want Nations with the best and the worst sex lives please with graphic comparison and contrast.
Mistress MJ is giving you a travel allowance to conduct personal research into this matter.
Please report back.
GINRO: If it was a competition about cuisine then Carnalis would probably win it.
Have you seen her gratuitous meat?
ARSELICKER KAZ: (Risks accusations of being called an arselicker) - I'd like to know more about Canadians.
No - really. You're sort of like Brits but not like Brits aren't you?
We’re like the Brits only with better teeth.
ROSES: As long as it doesn't interfere with Filthy Friday, I'm up for it. Kaz, is an arse-licker, but I'm with her on wanting to know more about Canadians.
We’ll have something for you shortly.
There may even be poutine.
SAVANNAH: 18th?
dammitdammitdammit.
We’re not surprised, considering all the lazing about you’ve been doing lately.
MAXI: I think we should go on a quest to find the nation with the most beautiful women with the most dainty pedicured tootsies that enjoy having heavy set, balding men slobber all over them.
The world needs to know.
Does the slobbering come with a foot massage?
KAPI: Sounds good to me. For Australia we could explore how to be inventive with Marmite. There's the 83,000 variation on the dumpling in Eastern Europe. Or the germanic use of gingerbread.
I'm prepared to share my recipie for curried cheese on toast.
Please email your recipe to us and we’ll post it asap.
SCARLET: I'm happy to display my fish finger fan, but I'd also like to know more about Canadians.
As Kaz said.
Are you an arselicker too?
Food good, sex good, combine it.
ReplyDeleteMago has obviously never visited a Cafe C 'Speciality Night'!
ReplyDeleteand that young lady is very brusque for someone with saggy tits
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Food good, sex good, combine it.
ReplyDeleteBeast is right. Head to Café C in Dorchester for the best of both worlds.
And while you’re here, what is your opinion on Currywurst?
BEAST: Back again?
Is this a Bank Holiday or sommat?
Boxer: I'M FIRSTY.
ReplyDeleteEyem8ty: I'M NATIONS.
well, I am.
So now wait, Mr. M8ty wants me to do something about ladies naughty parts or huh? I am so confused.I'm pretty sure I'm on hiatus and this isn't my blog *takes a sniff* nope, not my blog. So...nope, still confused.
Of course, I've been at the 'Recipe'.....(winks)
BEAST: I for one would love a sample of Mr. Frobishers Dorset Knob with clotted cream. I'ts one of my favorite things. I always lick the cream off before I start on the knob.
ReplyDeleteshall I stop now? I think yeah.
*takes another slash of suspiciously 'beany' beverage*
Popular sexual fetishes in Uzbekistan.
ReplyDeleteAlways good for a quiz.
NATIONS: Obviously you are on HIGHatus.
ReplyDeleteNow please remove Mr. Frobisher’s creamy knob from your gob.
GARFY: Popular sexual fetishes in Uzbekistan.
Always good for a quiz.
All your Uzbekistan fetish needs can be met here.
We have got so much to learn.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be a prefect, though.
GEOFF: That's prefectly fine.
ReplyDeleteI have no opinion either way as we probably won't even get our own day.
ReplyDeleteNo, I never visited Cafe C. Dorchester - I'll have a look in my atlas. Must be an entertaining place! Do they serve Currywurst? Well it looks a little disturbing, like something the lab refused to analyze ... but in the end all "Wurst" is a matter of trust. Think Haarmann. The "Curry" is great to fight a hangover, served with "Pommes rot weiß" (chips with ketchup and mayonnaise) and cold coke. Then a strong cigarette and an Underberg and the day is your friend.
ReplyDeleteWhen did you visit Germany?
I want an Old Knudsen special........he's a cuntry all of his own....
ReplyDeleteSex sells baby!
ReplyDeleteAustralian joke:
My new boyfriend's nickname is Wombat: he eats, roots and leaves.
Get it?
haha!
CYBERPOOF: I have no opinion either way as we probably won't even get our own day.
ReplyDeleteAfter another round of snaps and Surströmming, we may consider giving you Danes your own day.
MAGO: No, I never visited Cafe C. Dorchester - I'll have a look in my atlas. Must be an entertaining place! Do they serve Currywurst? Well it looks a little disturbing, like something the lab refused to analyze ... but in the end all "Wurst" is a matter of trust. Think Haarmann. The "Curry" is great to fight a hangover, served with "Pommes rot weiß" (chips with ketchup and mayonnaise) and cold coke. Then a strong cigarette and an Underberg and the day is your friend.
When did you visit Germany?
Café C is mainly known for Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry and a floor show consisting of matronly drag queens such as Mr. Frobisher and the like.
You require a strong stomach for it!
I popped ‘round to Franconia but you weren’t in.
MANUEL: I want an Old Knudsen special........he's a cuntry all of his own....
CUNTry…ha!
Everyday is Søren Knudsen Day.
LaDivaCucina: Sex sells baby!
Australian joke:
My new boyfriend's nickname is Wombat: he eats, roots and leaves.
Get it?
haha!
I goddit! Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh LOOKEE La Diva is here! She's a classy dame, so I bet she's wondering how she got here.
ReplyDelete(Oh HAI XL.)
BOXER: La Diva's been coming here for 2 months now.
ReplyDeleteObviously you haven't been paying attention.
Turns out (being the small blogosphere that it is) that we met through Planet Fabulon originally and then realized we both have YOU in common as well!
And are you insinuating this ain't a klassy joint?
Well, all three suggestions are fascinating.
ReplyDeleteLa Diva knows no borders....
ReplyDeleteto even make it more bloggy-7-degrees, LaDiva hangs out at a food blog.
ReplyDeletetwo months? really?
damn vodka.