If you are a male Infomaniac reader, write a wee blurb about yourself. Tell us a bit about yourself, where you’re from (i.e. what city or country you live in), your interests, etc.
And, of course, why you love Infomaniac and worship at the feet of Mistress MJ.
Include a pic, if you wish. Otherwise we’ll use your avatar or your arse … or worse.
Email your blurb to us as soon as possible (email address is in our Blogger Profile).
We’ll post “The Men of Infomaniac” in the near future.
Don’t just sit there scratching your arse. Get writing!
Note: No new post ‘til Wednesday to give you lazy bitches plenty of time to respond.
1st!
ReplyDeleteOh HAI XL, damn you.
ReplyDeleteand for the record?
ReplyDeleteSECOND.
Oh Hai Ms Boxer!
ReplyDeleteNo actually I was first but I just didn't get to Infomaniac's page in time to leave a comment.
ReplyDeleteI'm on it. I'll do anything for $60 a week, up to and including Dick Cheney. And I mean "dick" in every sense of the word.
ReplyDeleteI can't do it as I don't have the time. Either you or Miss Scarlet should do it. Please?
ReplyDeleteToo many Californian rent boys and so little time.
ReplyDeleteOh hai XL and Miss Boxer
Sloppy seconds?
ReplyDeleteBesides, you already have more than enough about me Mistress to negate the need to send anything else, lol.
ReplyDeleteXL, BOXER & GINRO: *rolls eyes*
ReplyDeleteMR. PEENEE: I'm on it. I'll do anything for $60 a week, up to and including Dick Cheney. And I mean "dick" in every sense of the word.
Chances are you’ll reconsider when you realize it’s sixty dollars Canadian.
CYBERPOOF: I can't do it as I don't have the time. Either you or Miss Scarlet should do it. Please?
Too many Californian rent boys and so little time.
Fine. Since you’re abroad on hols.
But I don’t want this setting a precedent for every bitch out there who’s too lazy to write their own blurb.
*rubs hands together and cackles gleefully, planning shocking CyberPoof exposé*
MITZI: Sloppy seconds?
Please make use of the Cum-Kleen.
GINRO: Besides, you already have more than enough about me Mistress to negate the need to send anything else, lol.
Stop jabbering and hop to it.
Hai XL and Cyberpete, do you think since everyone thinks I'm a dude, that maybe I could send in a bio?
ReplyDeleteOh Hai "Ms" Boxer!
ReplyDeleteI say submit one! If anyone calls you on it, say you're post-op! If anything, it will enhance your reputation amongst the Infomaniac crowd.
I'm the Kevlar Rooster I like to drink the blood of the innocent or the skanky.
ReplyDeleteI like moonlight strolls up back alley ways and am the big bad round these parts.
I live in Southern California as most vamps do but will be returning to the UK for health care as I am anemic and don't like the sun here.
I worship MJ because though she smells like stale cum and cheap perfume she tastes like strawberries covered in baby blood.
I'm in. Only have one arse pic to send currently. I guess I like Infomaniac because I enjoy being the smartest person in a group.
ReplyDeleteOh... I'll help with the Petey blurp... sorry blurb...
ReplyDeleteOr I'll sneak in a Mr Beastie one!!!
Sx
Ms Scarlet can I help? Can I help? Want me to fetch a couple of bananas?
ReplyDeleteOh Hai again, XL. Where do you think MJ have gone to this time?
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Boxer. It's five o'clock somewhere...
ReplyDeleteBOXER: Hai XL and Cyberpete, do you think since everyone thinks I'm a dude, that maybe I could send in a bio?
ReplyDeleteYou got plenty of press in The Women of Infomaniac.
What are you? Some sort of media hoor?
XL: Oh Hai "Ms" Boxer!
I say submit one! If anyone calls you on it, say you're post-op! If anything, it will enhance your reputation amongst the Infomaniac crowd.
Stop encouraging the media hoor.
HOSTILE 17: I'm the Kevlar Rooster I like to drink the blood of the innocent or the skanky.
I like moonlight strolls up back alley ways and am the big bad round these parts.
I live in Southern California as most vamps do but will be returning to the UK for health care as I am anemic and don't like the sun here.
I worship MJ because though she smells like stale cum and cheap perfume she tastes like strawberries covered in baby blood.
Thank you for your contribution but may we point out that your responses are to be EMAILED?
Please try to follow instructions in future.
TROLL: I'm in. Only have one arse pic to send currently. I guess I like Infomaniac because I enjoy being the smartest person in a group.
So they’ve let you out on a day pass.
SCARLET: Oh... I'll help with the Petey blurp... sorry blurb...
Or I'll sneak in a Mr Beastie one!!!
Right. You’re in charge of CyberPoof’s blurb.
Be sure to mention sparkles and shoes.
ROSES: Ms Scarlet can I help? Can I help? Want me to fetch a couple of bananas?
We are NOT letting Beast off the hook.
He’ll write his own bio blurb and do so sharpish AND with a smile on his face.
BOXER: Oh Hai again, XL. Where do you think MJ have gone to this time?
Can a bitch not enjoy five minutes away from you lot?
XL: Oh Hai Boxer. It's five o'clock somewhere...
It’s ALWAYS happy hour at Infomaniac.
I'll shall get on this and try to ponder what to write.
ReplyDeleteI simply adore Mistress MJ because she is hilarious, outrageous, smokin' hot, AND despite continuous threats from the CRTC of being imprisoned indefinitely in the Canadian Ladies Prison in Moosejaw, Sasquatchewan, MJ is still not-a-feared to overexpose unretouched and I can only assume rarely touched retro photographs of naughty, sagging, bits of old, unlovable, buggers who otherwise ain't gettin' any action with other live human beings.
ReplyDeleteYa gotta love it eh?
Oh crikey, I went to bed last night thinking it'd actually be difficult to write a blurb for Pete. I will be far too nice!
ReplyDeleteSx
EROS: I'll shall get on this and try to ponder what to write.
ReplyDeleteSee to it that you do.
DONN: I simply adore Mistress MJ because she is hilarious, outrageous, smokin' hot, AND despite continuous threats from the CRTC of being imprisoned indefinitely in the Canadian Ladies Prison in Moosejaw, Sasquatchewan, MJ is still not-a-feared to overexpose unretouched and I can only assume rarely touched retro photographs of naughty, sagging, bits of old, unlovable, buggers who otherwise ain't gettin' any action with other live human beings.
Ya gotta love it eh?
Yet another bitch who can’t read instructions!
Your blurb is to be EMAILED to Mistress MJ, not broadcast publicly for all to see in advance.
And this blurb seems to missing its bio, I might add.
SCARLET: Oh crikey, I went to bed last night thinking it'd actually be difficult to write a blurb for Pete. I will be far too nice!
Oh for heaven’s sake. Do I have to do everything?
*notes Beast’s absence and is sure he’ll try to get out of this by saying he’s overworked at Café C*
Piggy.
ReplyDeleteFrom Blighty.
I'm a cunt.
Correction: An adorable cunt.
I'll never worship at the feet of ANY fucking Canucks, let alone that MJ creature.
Not even if said feet have been steeped in bleach overnight.
I enjoy scratching my arse.
Not as much as I enjoy that lovely tickly feeling I get when I rub my starfish enough. It might explain why I enjoy wiping my arse so much following a really satisfying big steaming dump.
Will that do?
Real men do NOT read instructions.
ReplyDeleteAnd die in their boots.
PIGGY: Piggy.
ReplyDeleteFrom Blighty.
I'm a cunt.
Correction: An adorable cunt.
I'll never worship at the feet of ANY fucking Canucks, let alone that MJ creature.
Not even if said feet have been steeped in bleach overnight.
I enjoy scratching my arse.
Not as much as I enjoy that lovely tickly feeling I get when I rub my starfish enough. It might explain why I enjoy wiping my arse so much following a really satisfying big steaming dump.
Will that do?
READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, DAMMIT!
You left out the part about being a Ginger Highland pygmy.
Now get your thumb unstuck and get your better half to submit as well.
MAGO: Real men do NOT read instructions.
Oh don’t YOU start too!
And die in their boots.
Just get your blurb into me on time before you take your last breath.
Mistress, when do I get my $60? Is my bar tab automatically deducted?
ReplyDeleteBURB ... sorry ... flucking Weißbier ...
ReplyDeleteXL: Mistress, when do I get my $60? Is my bar tab automatically deducted?
ReplyDeleteLess groveling.
More pillow fluffing.
MAGO: BURB ... sorry ... flucking Weißbier ...
Blurb.
Not burb.
Nor burp.
Sorry MJ
ReplyDeleteI got carried away because I haven't been in front of a screen for over a week! Talk about premature emasculation!!!!
Men simply cannot ask for die=rections, follow instructions, OR multi-task..duh!
So don't give us such complicated instructions.
Henceforth I shall write some glowing account of my prescence on the planet and email it to you.
*notes Beast’s absence and is sure he’ll try to get out of this by saying he’s overworked at Café C*
ReplyDeleteYou don't know the half of whats been going on here for the last 4 days , but I shall endevor to mail you something tomorrow after I have had an actual nights sleep
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm not fucking ginger, bitch!
ReplyDeleteYou DO have grey pubes though.
Beast doesn't have any, much preferring the baby look. Pity it's a baby pig.
Now IDV, his might be ginger. In fact, I'm almost convinced of this fact. Yes, he's a ginger cunt. As is his mancunt. That's likely ginger too. Like a wire brush, no doubt.
I also imagine Donn has a tinge of ginger in there somewhere. There has to be, doesn't there? If not, it's nothing a very bright light wouldn't sort out.
Well Really !
ReplyDeleteHOW RUDE !
you have my arse.....what more do you want or need.....the arse says it all
ReplyDeleteWell I am adorable! I know that much, and thank you Miss Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to read it. Maybe compare notes with MJ and you can compare and contrast or something.
Loving LA, the movie buff trivia etc. is amazing. Well I should be going, Dullface is waiting for me.
Oh and hai Miss Boxer!
She had my arse first, Manuel.
ReplyDeleteJeez, these whippersnappers that come up the rear.
That sounded filthy, didn't it?
You like it that way, don't you Piggy?
ReplyDeleteSometimes :@)
ReplyDeleteDONN, BEAST, PIGGY, MANUEL & CYBERPOOF: Mistress MJ is getting a migraine (caused by your comments, no doubt) and is therefore exempt from responding to your individual inanities.
ReplyDeleteDeal with it, bitches.
Where is my Official Pillow Fluffer when I need him?
*brings MJ a complimentary strawberry daquiry*
ReplyDelete**hands MJ special vodka bottle**
ReplyDeleteHai Cyberpeter!!
ReplyDeleteTroll only smarts cos I violated him with a pickle.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Soren 'old' Knudsen, you may call me The Colonel. I have served many kings and a few queens I'm ex MI6, 5, 7 and 9 also special farces, MFI and TGFI.
I enjoy bowel movements and blotting out my painful existence with drink and drugs.
I once had a painful 4 hour long erection which I varnished and sold on e-bay.
I worship MJ because she has a crack between her legs and as long as I have me cap there is a chance. Oh and she is very intelligent ,funny and caring .......... women like to hear that stuff.
I am not ginger and still have me own teeth, saving orphans, puppies and kittens is my second favourite thing to do, the first is to bring clean water and lots of food to Africa because the world needs more useless Africans.
Manuel's arse does say it all, it says, "Shave me"
ReplyDeleteHaving been previously auctioned off on Infomaniac, I feel their is not much left to the imagination. But let me gush about myself some more...
ReplyDeleteHi, I’m a mean dirty pirate that licks old men in a Highway Hilton. I’m trash from Miss’ippi that thinks Pensacola Florida is a step up and when I think of Mistress MJ as I so often do I like to get naked and play with my butt.
Don’t let me hog up all the comment space as I actually think this a great opportunity for other more timid readers to express themselves and maybe get the chance to be auctioned off as well. It did wonders for me.
I've always been of the opinion that women are the sole cause of migraines. Even when there are none of them around, it's still their fault.
ReplyDelete"Where is my Official Pillow Fluffer when I need him?"
ReplyDeleteI just woke up in the Plaid Room. I think one of the house boys may have slipped something into my drink.
Achach ... the sun refuses to shine ...
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Carry on. Mistress MJ is not sparkling today.
ReplyDelete*reclines on plumped pillows and sips cocktails at leisure*
I think the Men Of Infomaniac should all be forced to take a sperm potency test.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
i is what i is and i am what i am...
ReplyDeleteso there is that....
XL - admit it, you LOVE the plaid room.
ReplyDelete@ Boxer: Well, yes I like the Plaid Room ... it's not knowing how I got there that's the bother!
ReplyDeleteI am Thombeau, of Fabulon, and I am powerless and insane. Which is why I'm here!
ReplyDeleteXL - you know better than to drink from anything but a bottle. Oy, those house boys are clever!
ReplyDeleteBETTY: I think the Men Of Infomaniac should all be forced to take a sperm potency test.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
And who’s going to collect the samples?
VOICES: i is what i is and i am what i am...
so there is that....
Is Popeye the Sailor Man your alter ego?
BOXER & XL: We are shocked by this recent development in the Plaid Room.
I think it’s best we close this case for now and never speak of it again.
THOMBEAU: I am Thombeau, of Fabulon, and I am powerless and insane. Which is why I'm here!
Well as YOU always say, “Crazy is the new black!”
:Well my pad is very messy, got whiskers on my chin
ReplyDeleteNever had no problems cause Ive always paid the rent
I got no time for lovin
Cause my time is all used up
I stand outside creatin
All the groovy kinds of love
Im a man, yes I am and I cant help but love you so
Im a man, yes I am and I cant help but love you so
If I had my choice of matter
Id would rather be with cats
All engrossed in mental chatter
Showing where your mind is at
While relating to each other
How strong the love can be
By resisting all the good times with each groovy chick we see
Im a man yes I am and I cant help but love you so
Im a man yes I am and I cant help but love you so
Ive got to keep my image
While Im standing on the floor
If I drop upon my knees
Its just to keep them on my nose
You think that Im not human
And my heart is made of stone
But Ive never had no problems
cause my bodys pretty strong
Im a man yes I am and I cant help but love you so
Im a man yes I am and I cant help but love you so
Im a man yes I am and I cant help but love you so
If I had my choice of matter
I would rather be with cats
All engrossed in mental chatter
Showin where your mind is at
While relating to each other
How strong your love can be
By resisting all the good times with each groovy chick we see
Im a man yes I am and I cant help but love you so
Im a man yes I am and I cant help but love you so
Im a man yes I am and I cant help but love you so
I gotta keep my image
While Im standin on the floor
If I drop upon my knees
Its just to keep them on my nose
You think that Im not human
And my heart is made of stone
But I never had no problems