Saturday, August 22, 2009

While You’re Waiting

While you’re patiently waiting for our Men of Infomaniac post, why don’t you enjoy a moment or two with Piggy’s arse? …





Be sure to return on Sunday when we'll be putting you slack-arsed bitches to work!
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28 comments:

  1. LẌ10:14 PM, August 21, 2009

    SQUIRREL!

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  2. The Mistress10:20 PM, August 21, 2009

    Squirrelize some of your own pics with the Squirrelizer!

    When the site isn’t down due to busyness, that is.

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  3. Kapitano10:27 PM, August 21, 2009

    IVD's arse is much nicer.

    Actually, MJ's arse is nicer.

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  4. The Mistress10:31 PM, August 21, 2009

    Anybody’s arse is nicer.

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  5. Leah10:46 PM, August 21, 2009

    The squirrel lends dignity to the arse.

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  6. eroswings10:52 PM, August 21, 2009

    The poor squirrel wants to call for help, but Piggy has set up camp by the emergency phone. This was not the kind of nut the squirrel was used to handling.

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  7. LẌ10:53 PM, August 21, 2009

    Is the new assistant loose in the Infomaniac photo archive?

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  8. The Mistress11:06 PM, August 21, 2009

    LEAH: The squirrel lends dignity to the arse.

    It was a choice between a squirrel or covering the arse with a doily.

    We think we made the more dignified decision.

    EROS: The poor squirrel wants to call for help, but Piggy has set up camp by the emergency phone. This was not the kind of nut the squirrel was used to handling.

    Or is Piggy simply being camp by the emergency phone?

    XL: Is the new assistant loose in the Infomaniac photo archive?

    Judging from the trail of banana peels, we’d have to say yes.

    Or perhaps BEAST was in here!

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  9. CyberPete1:41 AM, August 22, 2009

    Oh my.

    Cute squirrel, the arse, well it's a bit slack isn't it?

    Anyway, to answer your email MJ, you can pick the photo. I have complete confidence in your ability to take the mickey. Apparently I can't send emails but I can receive them? Strange..

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  10. Inexplicable DeVice3:42 AM, August 22, 2009

    Isn't modern technology amazing. Not only can squirrels be inserted into photos with gay abandon, but they come out life size, too!
    Well, almost. This one surely shouldn't be samller than Piggy?

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  11. BEAST4:36 AM, August 22, 2009

    This week has a retro feel to it , IVD's warty wand makes an appearance closely followed by Piggy's arse.
    Is that a ginger butt fluff I can see ??

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  12. Damien6:06 AM, August 22, 2009

    How long before the MoI post?

    How many postings did you get that it is taking this long?

    Im dying to see the others :)

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  13. Ginro6:30 AM, August 22, 2009

    Not only can squirrels be inserted into photos...

    Beats hamsters being inserted into other things I guess.

    After yesterdays 'wand' photo I'm still feeling rather queasy and I'm trying to avoid scrolling down the page anymore.

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  14. Romeo Morningwood9:04 AM, August 22, 2009

    Why do cybervolk get caught up on these goofy thingamabobs?

    I certainly hope that my cheeky gerbilizer goes viral...
    it's loaded with "in-you-end-o"
    :)

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  15. KAZ9:52 AM, August 22, 2009

    An oldie but a goodie.

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  16. The Mistress10:39 AM, August 22, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Oh my.
    Cute squirrel, the arse, well it's a bit slack isn't it?

    Like a dropped pie.

    IVD: Isn't modern technology amazing. Not only can squirrels be inserted into photos with gay abandon, but they come out life size, too!
    Well, almost. This one surely shouldn't be samller than Piggy?

    I believe that the Pgymy jerboa is smaller than Piggy (himself a Highland ginger pygmy) but certainly this squirrel towers over him.

    BEAST: This week has a retro feel to it , IVD's warty wand makes an appearance closely followed by Piggy's arse.
    Is that a ginger butt fluff I can see ??

    Yes, we’ve entered the Tardis this week to take you back in time.

    Perhaps your banana butt will be next!

    And yes, that is indeed ginger butt fluff although Piggy will deny it.

    DAMIEN: How long before the MoI post?
    How many postings did you get that it is taking this long?
    Im dying to see the others :)

    We received loads of bios plus photos must be added, links to their blogs inserted, etc.

    Normally, this wouldn’t pose a problem but Mistress MJ is working overtime AND working almost everyday for the next week or so.

    We’re aiming for “sometime next week” to have this finished but no promises.

    GINRO: Not only can squirrels be inserted into photos...
    Beats hamsters being inserted into other things I guess.
    After yesterdays 'wand' photo I'm still feeling rather queasy and I'm trying to avoid scrolling down the page anymore.

    Perhaps it’s time to post our “Gravol cocktail” recipe.

    Always best to mix one before clicking on Infomaniac.

    DONN: Why do cybervolk get caught up on these goofy thingamabobs?
    I certainly hope that my cheeky gerbilizer goes viral...
    it's loaded with "in-you-end-o"
    :)

    Who could resist the temptation of “sqirrrelizing” Piggy’s arse?

    KAZ: An oldie but a goodie.

    Click on the “Piggy’s arse” tag to see how much mileage we’ve got out of his buttocks.

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  17. Jenny10:51 AM, August 22, 2009

    I was thinking you would have used Manuel's arse.... almost as furry as the squirrel.

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  18. Piggy and Tazzy12:12 PM, August 22, 2009

    Ha, fucking ha!

    If I see that fucking squirrel once more..... It's all over the fucking internet, the telly and bloody emails at the moment.

    It's driving me insane.

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  19. Piggy and Tazzy12:13 PM, August 22, 2009

    Oh, I forgot!

    Cunts!

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  20. The Mistress12:21 PM, August 22, 2009

    BOXER: I was thinking you would have used Manuel's arse.... almost as furry as the squirrel.

    If that is a dare, you know I WILL.

    PIGGY: Ha, fucking ha!
    If I see that fucking squirrel once more..... It's all over the fucking internet, the telly and bloody emails at the moment.
    It's driving me insane.
    Oh, I forgot!
    Cunts!

    If I have done nothing today but to drive you insane, my work here is done.

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  21. Piggy and Tazzy12:23 PM, August 22, 2009

    Thankfully, I'm not quite as insane as yourself dear (in reference to your scatty housewife email).

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  22. The Mistress12:26 PM, August 22, 2009

    PIGGY: The Houseboys have the day off.

    How can I be expected to keep things straight AND run a household?

    p.s. Your "dogging" course is of no interest to me. Isn't that more the sort of thing that IVD gets up to?

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  23. CyberPete12:36 PM, August 22, 2009

    The question is, what kind of pie?

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  24. The Mistress12:41 PM, August 22, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: A cow pie.

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  25. CyberPete1:29 PM, August 22, 2009

    Now, now, that's not kind.

    I was thinking cream or custard pie with a ginger garnish.

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  26. Ms Scarlet1:41 PM, August 22, 2009

    Oops. I thought it was a beaver.
    Sx

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  27. Foist Nashunz (on highatus)6:13 PM, August 22, 2009

    Oh my darling, the last thing in the world you'd see in the same photo with Piggy and his Arse-nal tattoo is a beaver. Serious.

    As in, SUPER WAY SERIOUS.

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  28. The Mistress9:29 PM, August 22, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Now, now, that's not kind.
    I was thinking cream or custard pie with a ginger garnish.

    Definitely a hint of ginger.

    SCARLET: Oops. I thought it was a beaver.

    See comment from Ms. Nations…or Ms. Nashunz as she’s calling herself (someone’s been into the brownies!).. anyway, see what she said, below.

    MS. NATIONS: Oh my darling, the last thing in the world you'd see in the same photo with Piggy and his Arse-nal tattoo is a beaver. Serious.
    As in, SUPER WAY SERIOUS.

    A bear, maybe.

    But never a beaver.

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