Tim Patch: penis painter
Previously on Infomaniac, I reported on Australia’s Tim Patch (aka Pricasso), an artist who paints with his penis.
So I wondered, “How many other body parts can be used as paintbrushes?”
BREAST ARTISTS
Di Peel (another Aussie) paints with her breasts.
Di Peel: breast artist
"I sign every picture with my nipple" says Di.
And another artist who pops her pumpkins into the paint pot…
Cherries (above) by Angel Tolentino
American Angel Tolentino (Breast Pals) uses her 34B brushes to create works of art for charity.
ARSE ARTIST
Tulip Butts
American artist Stan Murmur paints with his posterior.
Cheeky Stan smears paint on his butt cheeks and then applies his bare arse to the canvas.
Murmur was fired from his job for this TV interview where he demonstrated his butt-painting technique….
VAGINA ARTIST
"J" applies paint around her vagina and thighs and presses it against the canvas.
Viva la vulva!
And while we’re “down there”…
MENSTRUAL ARTIST
Vanessa Tiegs paints with menstrual blood.
*wonders if her paintings were created during her “red period.”*
Well that’s all for today, bitches.
I’m off to the art supply store.
Stupid-arse Stan should've got a better disguise!
ReplyDeleteSuch a filthy palatte!
ReplyDeleteI think the penis artist is a load of Pollacks
When I was 6 I drew a smiley face in poo on the wall of the school bogs. Instead of recognizing and nurturing my artistic bent, they punished me, thus stifling a possible career as an artist. Fuckin Catholic schools.
ReplyDeleteIDV:
ReplyDeleteYou’re right. I’d recognize that arse anywhere.
SID:
Marcel Duchamp took it one step further and used semen as a medium.
A seminal work, wouldn’t you say?
Eddie:
What a shame.
You could have been the next Anton Henning, a German artist who painted with his own feces.
"It was created in 1995 after I enjoyed a meal of Koenigsberg dumplings, mustard gherkins, beetroot, potatoes, watermelon and lemon juice, Rheingau riesling wine and a big brownie," he said.
Yes, but is there a vas deferens between the the seminal works of Marcel and Prickcasso?
ReplyDeleteSID: We could debate this point but I don't want you to get teste.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
ReplyDeleteI'm off to listen to Urethera Franklin.
SID: Whilst lying prost(r)ate on your living room floor?
ReplyDeleteOh, urea. I wondered where you'd all got to.
ReplyDeleteIDV: We're all still here.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pubic forum.
I'm tempted to do a bit of breast painting. Mind you, given the effects of age and gravity, I'm going to end up with a couple of prunes rather than a couple of cherries.
ReplyDeleteBetty: Just be grateful they're not raisins.
ReplyDeleteOnly you, MJ, only you.
ReplyDeleteSo when are you going to start your own truly reality show?
WW: I live it every day in my head.
ReplyDeleteWhy Not?!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if those artists will ever get overexposed?
Whatever happened to suffering for your art?
Great comments.har har..you have done it again mj...amazing.
Actually the vagina paintings are by ~J~.
ReplyDeleteI make vagina portraits, documentary-style photographs of the plain, ordinary, mysterious matter of vaginas.
-Alexandra
www.vaginaverite.com
Alexandra: Thanks! I've made the correction.
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