Blogging Roundup

A peek at ‘the week that was’ with a handful of Infomaniac’s readers.

Didn’t get included in this week’s Roundup? Bribe me. It worked for Mutley.


AWAITING:


“eat me…and eat me good”


Awaiting offered up timely Valentine lingerie-buying tips.



MAIDY:


Maidy and Dinkers


Philadelphia’s most shaggable “pergnant” bi-bitch, Maidy, has been through a week of blogging hell.

And I’m not referring to our numerous bitch fights.

Due to a corruption in the database, Maidy’s blog went tits up. Sadly, much of her content was lost.

But you can’t keep a good woman down. (Though I've tried.)

Maidy’s blog is already back up and running!

Be sure to update your links to Life, Family, et al…
http://lifefamilyetal.com





KAZ:


Les Battersby in his snakeskin “pulling jacket”


Kaz gave tips on what not to wear if you’re a woman of a certain age.

Keen readers chipped in to offer advice to the blokes too.

Coronation Street’s Les Battersby, in particular, was held up as a bad fashion role model.



TICKERS:


Our Tickers: a looker


After much complaining on my part that he doesn’t update his blog often enough, Tickers has been blogging like a madwoman.



BETTY:

Betty (Betty’s Utility Room) gave us her take on the British makeover show “10 Years Younger,” asked us to assess the impact of lyrics on our lives, and bemoaned having too many scarves.



GEOFF:

Geoff (Contains Mild Peril) was inspired to pen The Ballad Of The Boy With A One Track Blog sung to the tune of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain.”



STEVE:



Stevey Mong Face


England’s finest postie, Steve, promised us “101 things to do with discarded Royal Mail red rubber bands” but as of the time of this posting, it still hasn’t appeared on his blog.

Instead, we’ll have to make do with his posting on “Super Tonio” the giant, minge-stretching Mexican baby.




IDV:


Beaky


IDV (Inexplicable DeVice) was surprised to find that his familiar, Beaky, has resurfaced.



OLD KNUDSEN:


Shirley aka Gobbling Granny


Old Knudsen (Old Bitter Balls) has given up on luring me into his stable of ready and willing weemen.

He’s set his heart upon some floosie named Shirley, also known as Gobbling Granny.

Here’s what Knudsen has to say about her…

"The Gobbling Granny or Shirley as she let it be known to me looked rather tasty as you can see from the picture above, shes 43 and has dentures (I love that in a woman) full control of her bowels and enjoys making men come, she says her own pleasure isn't important . Shirley has certificates in Blowjobs, Rimjobs and was named Miss Dirty Sanchez 1982."



WITHIN WITHOUT:


Men With Brooms


WW (Snippets From Spaceship Orion) considers buying a new car as his Ford CUNTour is kacking out.

Car names are giving this Winterpegonian an identity crisis as he ponders whether he’s an Explorer Man (he of the great outdoors and associated with all that name suggests) or a Ram Man.

And wait for it… WW’s been watching CURLING all weekend as hibernating Canucks tend to do.



HOMO ESCAPEONS:



HE (Homo Escapeons) said “ta ta” to Anna Nicole Smith’s tatas.




FIRST NATIONS:


First Nations photographed the metric shitpiles of giant carnivorous birds within a one-mile radius of her house.




CHELLY:




The lovely Chelly of However blog has added several new contributors (including MJ) to her other blog, “I Miss My Childhood.”



PRU:


Richie Sambora


Pru (prunella de ville) related all the bad things she’s ever done including swiping Richie Sambora’s sunscreen.




TAZZY AND PIGGY:


Tazzy and Piggy posted nothing but a load of shite on their blog this week.

So let’s go back to the previous week to this little 8-second gem as Yorkshire’s finest poofs say “hello” in their own fantastic manner…




I never tire of watching that.

Tazzy’s Yorkshire accent is gorgeous (for a moment I forgot he’s a poof) and isn’t that just the cutest wee Piggy you’ve ever seen?





MUTLEY THE DOG:


Mutley the Dog has been appointed Head of Tourism for Bridport.

Join him as he reviews the exciting events taking place this month in Bridport.

I’ve already got my tickets for tonight’s “Fuck a Gnome Night at the Kings Head (18+).”

Note to Mutley: Now where’s that live wanking show you promised me?





FROBI:



Frobi’s still on the mend after suffering a bout of the Manflu.


Get well soon, Frobi dear.



CONVICT:



Convict offered us up a range of badges to choose from and wear proudly.




SID:

SID (Stupid Irish Daddy) continues to find the best vintage music clips that YouTube has to offer.

This week: Reg Kehoe and the fabulous Marimba Queens.



Nice one, SID. But yer still a cunt.

Oh, and about that February 11th posting of yours? I’m gonna get you for that. And get you gooooooood.