Monday, October 23, 2006

Lay-dee Piggy

Remember how I told you that I’d warn you next time I posted pics of big willies or full-frontal nudity?

This posting contains viewer-sensitive material.

Therefore, I provide the following disclaimers:

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If you wish to continue and view the photograph of Piggy’s sex change, just scroll down a wee bit.

Go ahead NOW.

Otherwise, avert your eyes.



  1. His doctors deserve an award of some kind - nice work!

  2. HA those disclaimers are always my favorite part of every commercial...the side effects are always way more dangerous than whatever ailment you are trying to manage. Why is that?

    I am going to forgo all of the obvious yet irresistable references to weiners, hamming it up, pigging out and makin' bacon.
    I would like to congratulate you for posing so tastefully.

    I really love that chair. Where did you find it?

  3. For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

    Use protective eyewear.

  4. No amount of disclaimers truly prepared me for that monstrosity.

    *phones lawyer*

  5. S/he's beautiful. A huge improvement.
    But, speaking of really beautiful. I love Awaiting's new pic.

  6. He/she/it/ is to thin to be piggy.

    *Thanks the lord the legs were crossed*


  7. *looking at recently purchased package of bacon 'ends and trims' in dawning horror...*

  8. FINALLY, MJ -- and I chuckle at your ruse here, pretending to be Piggy with the mask and all -- you've finally posted what I can only assume is a pic of yourself.

    How long did it take you to put together all those warning labels and stuff?

    Great collection of those, and great pic...but I wonder what Tazzy thinks.

  9. Porktastic picture.

    I was warned.

  10. Are 'within without' and 'Tickersoid' the same person?

  11. Kaz:

    I don't think so. Hmmm...although we both wear glasses, I see, and are both males. Does that qualify?


  12. whoever the surgeon was did a magnificient job. i don't see any scars at all.

  13. They are tiny feet actually - you couldn't take that shot with a person with big feet they'd obscure the lens.

    and nobody said wonderful figure!

    Miserable bastards!!! (oh yeah that was the other post)