Saturday, February 21, 2009

Infomaniac Magic Bus


Escape for the weekend on the Infomaniac Magic Bus!

What’s your destination?



Thanks to Piggy for the Bus Slogan Generator.

46 comments:

  1. Wow... can't believe I got to be first again.

    Hmmmm.... have to think on where I would like to go on that Magical Bus.

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  2. I'd like to go to La-La Land, please.

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  3. I am going clothes shopping for the Academy Awards tomorrow.

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  4. Only smelly working class people travel by bus. I'm more of a private limo type myself.

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  5. This is a single decker bus, so is Vicus going to stand on the roof?

    I don't like to travel on the bus. I always get stuck next to the nutter who smells of stale milk.

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  6. The Beast on a bus !!!!
    I have my reputation to concider

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  7. The Magic Bus will soon be arriving at the Magic Roundabout.

    "Time for bed," said Zebedee.

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  8. Who drove The Who's Magic Bus? I can imagine Daltrey as the conductor. Would the Ox take the wheel?

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  9. David Copperfield's driving! Watch out!

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  10. Good heavens. Many a time and oft, have I pined to travel on public transport once more, and relive my giddy girlhood days, when I cared naught for the stench of fellow travellers or the hideous leering of the bus-conductor, as his palsied hand reached out for our travel warrants. But, no. I have sensibly left that loathsome milieu behind, and will not be joining you on your seething omnibus. If I could magic myself away, however, it would surely be to the blissful Thalassotherapie at Pornic, where I would receive a high colonic and a thorough beating in the steam room. Heavenly.

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  11. @ Mrs Pouncer's "high colonic and a thorough beating in the steam room."

    I've a feeling that Mistress MJ could arrange for both in the Infomaniac Gymnasium.

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  12. That looks very much like a London bendy bus hurtling past some typical west London white stone stucco fronted buildings with half a bus load of very bored Londoners on board.

    Arriva is definitely one of the London bus companies and the red livery and yellow grab straps and poles are their colours.

    Just wondered how / why you happened to chance upon this picture of a very British bus, and not a Canadian bus ...?

    Have you also been busy with Photoshop (re: the banner on the side of the bus)?

    As to where I would like to go ...?

    Anywhere OUT of London -- am bang fed up to the teeth bored of London.

    Take it away, Mistress MJ -- please drive the damn boring bus OUTTA London !!!

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  13. PONITA: Hmmmm.... have to think on where I would like to go on that Magical Bus.

    It’s taking you long enough.

    Do you have somewhere better to be?

    XL: I'll just enjoy the tour.

    Do you have a ticket to Rut?

    RANDOM: I'd like to go to La-La Land, please.

    I have some pills for that.

    SAVANNAH: bed.
    bed.
    bed.
    my big bed.


    Why don’t you just take out a big advert on the side of our bus?

    Someone will take you home soon enough.

    CYBERPOOF: I am going clothes shopping for the Academy Awards tomorrow.

    Do you expect to win Best Actor for that blue Danish movie you did?

    Or should I say Danish Blue? Afterall, it was rather cheesy.

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  14. GARFY: Only smelly working class people travel by bus. I'm more of a private limo type myself.

    It is a Magic bus, Garfer.

    One that is free of odiferous passengers (with the exception of Beast) and no vile substances in the seat fabrics.

    Try to get on with the plebs for a change.

    We’ll seat you far away from Piggy and Beast.

    VICUS: Room for one more on top?

    We’ll strap you to the roof rack.

    Prepare for the ride of your life.

    BETTY: This is a single decker bus, so is Vicus going to stand on the roof?

    I’m sure he meant something rude by it, Betty.

    I’ve half a mind to sit him next to Beast, er, the nutter smelling of stale milk.

    BEAST: The Beast on a bus !!!!
    I have my reputation to concider


    If you had a reputation, that is.

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  15. GEOFF: Who drove The Who's Magic Bus? I can imagine Daltrey as the conductor. Would the Ox take the wheel?

    I don’t know but whoever he was, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

    SCARLET: I'd like a magic bust please.

    We said “magic,” Miss Scarlet.

    Not “miracle.”

    DAISY: anywhere but here...please

    Fine. There are plenty of other blogs in the Blogosphere if your needs are not being met here.

    Harumph.

    GEOFF: David Copperfield's driving! Watch out!

    Watch out! He’ll make your money disappear!

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  16. MRS. P: If I could magic myself away, however, it would surely be to the blissful Thalassotherapie at Pornic, where I would receive a high colonic and a thorough beating in the steam room. Heavenly.

    Or Mistress MJ could simply insert the heel of her stiletto shoe up your arse for the same effect at half the price.

    XL: @ Mrs Pouncer's "high colonic and a thorough beating in the steam room."
    I've a feeling that Mistress MJ could arrange for both in the Infomaniac Gymnasium.


    Gym attendants have been informed of her arrival and are standing by.

    KAZ: Fantasy Island.

    Do you have an appointment for a high colonic with Hervé Villechaize?

    LOUISE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Whatever led you to our doorstep? No matter. We’re pleased you’re here. Now get a blog so we can visit you.

    We see that, like everyone else here, you don’t pay attention to the fine print.

    It says, “Thanks to Piggy for the Bus Slogan Generator.”

    Click on the “Bus Slogan Generator” link to see how we made the bus.

    We’re hurtling at warp speed toward Barnsley at the moment. Is that far enough from London for you?

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  17. Oh, I see -- yep I am guilty of not reading the fine print.

    Great! Now I can create a London bus with a slogan of my choise -- something like "London is crap, let's all get out of here?" -- do you think Boris Johnson (current London mayor) might get the hint if I drive it past his office for a few days ....?

    I'm not likely to get a blog anytime soon -- I'm too lazy -- just like being entertained by witty postings from other bloggers!

    Yes Barnsley is GREAT -- anywhere north of London is fine by me -- am totally fed up of softie southerners!

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  18. LOUISE: You might enjoy Infomaniac’s Brit Maps.

    Barnsley is home to our Tazzy and Piggy; Yorkshire’s biggest poofs!

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  19. mj...i meant here as in illinois...geez louise!

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  20. MJ: Thanks for the link to the Britmaps -- they are fantastic -- you seem to be very well versed in British culture, snobbery and general self loathing (of each other)!

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  21. DAISY: Do try to be more specific.

    Aren’t you going on hols soon?

    LOUISE: Everything I know came from watching Coronation Street.

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  22. Sorry, Priscilla just jumped the coffin, so I'm work-bound with that lorry. Maybe Monday, blue Monday ...

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  23. Of course!

    I was darn good in that but I was actually nominated in the costume category for that movie IDV did a while back.

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  24. MAGO: *schedules Monday morning pick-up stop in the imaginary land of Franconia*

    CYBERPOOF: Are you responsible for IVD’s leopard print bikini?

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  25. someplace that lacks cheese, the stench of cheese and cheese oriented products.
    a place without canadians.

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  26. NATIONS: There are no Canadians in Hell.

    Since you are bound straight for that destination, you should be relieved to hear it.

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  27. Oh good heavens no!

    I'm not his personal stylist. I hate orange. Well, not as much as yellow but still..

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  28. CYBERPOOF: I suppose there’s no one but IVD to blame for the orange atrocities.

    Someone should revoke his gay card!

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  29. yes...but apparently not soon enough! things have been a little over the top here...almost took off for canada :)

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  30. I embrace hell gladly knowing that everyplace else must be worse, what with being overrun with canadians and all.....
    *eats toasted cheese sandwich*

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  31. DAISY: You could have ridden on the coattails of your President!

    He paid us a visit this week.

    NATIONS: Help yourself to the cheesy goodness of a bowl of POUTINE!

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  32. MJ: there is someplace I would rather be, but that's another matter all together...

    FN: You say one thing and do another...

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  33. PONITA: there is someplace I would rather be, but that's another matter all together...

    Would you like to go to your happy place?

    DONN: Won't you take me to
    FUNKY TOWN!


    Gotta move on
    Gotta move on
    Gotta move on
    Gotta move on


    Oh yeah! We’re going!

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  34. Some place warm, where us ladies can lay on a beach and sip mai tai's with lots of fruit. The pouf's can entertain us with a rousing game of sand volleyball.

    Oh, and there must be banana trees for Beastie.

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  35. HOODCHICK: You must be in charge of monitoring Beast’s fruit consumption as he shows no restraint.

    He cannot limit himself strictly to bananas and has been known to fashion entire fruit baskets into his nether regions.

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  36. There's not enough room on a bus to get far enough away from Beast.

    I can't believe the fat cunt takes up so many seats.

    Still, I suppose his trainer will enjoy trotting along behind the bus.

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  37. PIGGY: Beast should have to pay extra fare.

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