Fish Flops

Thanks (?) to Miss Scarlet for alerting The Mistress to this latest trend: fish footwear...

More styles available here.

Socks and Sandals

Didn't we warn you Bitches about this, years ago?

Filthy Friday Meets Fashion Friday

We haven't had a Filthy Friday since July! So here you go...


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It seems this is also Facial Hair Friday.

Wenis Wednesday – Diamond Jubilee Edition

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You KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about socks with sandals.

Wenis Wednesday - The BirkenCOCK

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Say No To Flip Flops

Mistress MJ has been temporarily driven out of her summer hiatus by news that some of you are wearing flip flops.



Are you not aware how slovenly they look?

Why not just wear a sign proclaiming to the world that you have given up?

Besides, Mistress MJ cannot stand the “flip flop” noise they make as you shuffle along.

Is it not enough that I have to contend with the din of lawnmowers and weed whackers all summer long?

Must I listen to your flippity-floppity flip flop feet as well?

Summer Fashion

Just because Mistress MJ is on hiatus doesn’t mean she isn’t keeping her eye on your fashion faux-pas.

She does NOT want to catch any of you dressed like this…



And she shouldn’t have to remind you about unfashionable footwear.

No socks with sandals and no Crocs.

Mistress MJ has spoken.

You may go forth and enjoy your summer now.

Socks and Sandals

In Spring, our thoughts turn to sunnier skies and warmer weather.

Unless your name is Donn or Ponita and you live in Winnipeg. Donn, sensibly, has fecked off to Mexico.

Previously on Infomaniac, we advised you against wearing socks with sandals.



This time we’re issuing a warning.

Sandals and Socks

I experienced a dozen socks and sandals sightings on my way to the beach today. Where are the fashion police when you need them?

Summer is in full swing and the men of this country are committing a serious fashion crime.





No socks with sandals! I repeat. No socks with sandals!

Please check your footwear before you leave home today lest you commit this fashion faux pas.




And no, I don’t care if your name is David Beckham. Lose the socks!