Note: Scroll down to see new pics of Infomaniac Bitches' arses as they come in. Don’t be shy. Send us a photo of your glorious arse.
Infomaniac is taking a few days off. And yes, part of the time off will involve writing the “Definitive History of the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts” which will be followed up a.s.a.p. by the actual Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.
But now on to a competition of a different sort…
Below are pics of three Infomaniac readers’ arses. Tell us which one you think is the most alluring arse. There’s no prize in this except the thrill of ogling their beauteous buttocks. And perhaps they’ll let you fondle their delightful derrieres if you ask nicely.
Piggy’s arse…
Old Knudsen’s arse…
Tickers’ arse…
If you think your arse is more appealing than the selection here, please email a pic and I’ll include it.
Bye bye, bitches. I’ll be back on Thursday or Friday.
UPDATE: The competition stiffens as our Alasdair from Canada's Northwest Territories contributes this pic of his arse for the “Alluring Arse” competition…
UPDATE: The Canucks are quickly gaining in the competition as they wipe up the rear. Here’s Winnipeg’s WW strutting his stuff…
UPDATE: The Canucks catch up to the Brits (3 and 3) with this pic of our Spikey from Toronto. Spikey’s too shy to bare all but we’ve caught him spending a penny so points for that, at least…
UPDATE: It’s a tiebreaker as British ex-pat in Los Angeles, Eddie Waring, bares his hairy arse…
UPDATE: The Brits take the lead as Tony burns up the rear with his beautiful blushing arse. Mmm .. peachy…
UPDATE (Oct.07): Tazzy’s beautiful botty...
Let's have a rimshot for Rimshot!...
UPDATE (Jan.08):
Mutley's arse...
UPDATE (Feb.08): Manuel's heroic arse. The
arse that saved Infomaniac!...
UPDATE (Feb.08): Old Knudsen's arse post liver spot bleaching...
Beast's Arse (with trousers)...
Beast's bare botty...
UPDATE (Nov.08): Donn’s delightful derriere…
UPDATE (Nov.08): The famtastic FamulARSE of Famulus…
UPDATE: (Dec. ’08): Another beautiful British arse from Hardhouse…
UPDATE: (April 2009): The bouncy British bottom of Dr. Maroon…
UPDATE: (April 2009): Proof that it’s hot hot hot in Florida!
Mean Dirty Pirate’s arse of perfection…
UPDATE: (May 2009) Why are Canadian men so shy about taking their pants off?
Here’s Kevin, a picture of modesty in Manties from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…
UPDATE: (May 2009) Due to peer pressure, Kevin succumbed and submitted a photo of his bare bottom…
UPDATE: (May 2009) All the way from New Zealand, it’s Damien’s arse!...
UPDATE: (May 2009) From Fresno, California, the sun shines out of Mikey’s arse!...
UPDATE: (August 2009): The bewitching buttchops of San Francisco’s
Mr. Peenee …
The only picture I can find of my ass has a portion of it concealed (barely) in a Merry Widow, but there is at least a glimpse of buttchop. For those interested in fashion details, the seat was covered in black marabou.
UPDATE: (January 2010): The heavenly heiny of
Kabuki Zero …
UPDATE: (June 2010): The beauteous glutes of Chicago’s
Michael Guy…
UPDATE: (November 2011): Montreal's DEEP BLUE
JON shows off his leather-clad derrière...
UPDATE: (January 2012): Topher’s tush in Naples, Florida…
UPDATE: (January 2012): An Aussie bum! ...
Princess’s posterior…
UPDATE: (January 2012): DRUM ROLL, PLEASE!
Announcing Infomaniac’s FIRST female bare bottom…
NURSEMYRA!...
UPDATE: (June 2013):
HAYWARD and his "Snackable" arse from Illinois!...
