The Rapture

If The Rapture comes on Saturday, I thought that while you're waiting for the end of the world, you’d like to be looking at Mr. Nude Infomaniac…

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NOM NOM NOM

World Naked Gardening Day

Saturday, May 14 is World Naked Gardening Day.

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We here at Infomaniac have not celebrated World Naked Gardening Day since 2008 so it’s high time you all get out there with your hoes and get your hands dirty.

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Of course, World Naked Gardening Day wouldn’t be complete without an appearance by our favourite naked gardener…

That’s right… it's AyeM8y...Mr. Nude Infomaniac!!!

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Wouldn’t you want him to trim your hedges?

Now go forth and propagate, Bitches!

Note: Mistress MJ is still engaged in busyness and cannot reply to your comments nor visit your blogs. Rest assured, she misses you and hopes to return SOON. She hopes this little foray into the garden will tide you over in the meantime.

Your Call Is Important To Us

You have reached the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Your call is important to us.

Please stay on the line and Mr. Nude Infomaniac will be with you shortly…


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Call Now!

The Infomaniac Shopping Network wants your business!



Mr. Nude Infomaniac is standing by to take your call!

Place your orders now and tell him what you want!

Filthy Friday - Mr. Nude Infomaniac

Mistress MJ took a brief summer hiatus but there’s no rest for Mr. Nude Infomaniac.

As well as attending ribbon cutting ceremonies for truck stops, our Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) has been hard at work on a poolside photo shoot.







Won’t you jump in the pool and join him?

Ayem8y: New Mr. Nude Infomaniac!

Ayem8y: The new Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010 (click to biggify)

In a shocking move yesterday, Ayem8y snatched the Mr. Nude Infomaniac crown from Eroswings’ head!

Perhaps I exaggerate.

Let’s hear it straight from Eroswings’ mouth, shall we?

*Surprised gasp and looks around in disbelief...bows to receive crown and scepter...then wipes away tears, walks down the runway and nods and waves to the crowd*

Thank you! Thank you! I am truly honored to be chosen as the new Mr Nude Infomaniac! I would like to take this opportunity to thank every one who voted for me! Thank you for your support--and thank you athletic supporter, for keeping everything together!

And thank you judges, for licking up all that ice cream that spilled down my body! It was a very thoughtful way to be green, using no paper towels and saving a tree.

I'm truly touched--just not in the same way the judges touched me during the swimsuit competition. I am moved to be in the presence of such great company.

Damien set high standards that we should all aspire to in the quest for World Peace and representing the fantastic, fabulous, and phenomenal Infomaniac community.

My first official act as Mr Nude Infomaniac 2010 is to ask for your support in restoring MJ's and Leni's missing comments to all our blogs. It was the power of this great community, united and working together that got us Infomaniac back online. And I believe that our collective efforts can help restore the missing comments. Please, join our efforts to post at Blogger Forum to help return the missing comments and keep MJ's and Leni's new comments from being erased by blogger bots. Together, we can do great things! Together, we can move mountains!

My second official act as Mr Nude Infomaniac 2010 is to retire my crown and step down in favor of Mr Ayem8y. Truly, anyone who mows the lawn nekkid (with sharp objects and projectiles flying around the fragile, tender regions) deserves to win. I believe he embodies the Infomaniac spirit of adventure, humor, zest for life, and loyalty to friends. Not to mention he's been nude on the blog a lot.

So thank you everyone, for your support and your efforts. I am humbled and truly moved by your actions. And Congratulations, Ayem8y! You've just become the New Mr Nude Infomaniac 2010!



Eros continues...

I'd like to thank you all for your support and helping me win the Mr Nude Infomaniac title. It has been the best thing to happen to me this month! Y'all made me feel giddy with joy and laughter. I got such a boost of energy from this win that I went for a 2 mile run at 4:50 am in my boxer briefs just to burn off the extra energy. I'd put up pics, but I still don't have a new digital camera.

This contest provided me with a great opportunity to present my pageant platform of restoring MJ and Leni's missing comments to our blogs and of course, World Peace.

We've a long way to go to achieve both goals. I shall have to step down from my duties as Mr Nude Infomaniac in order to concentrate my efforts at reaching those goals. I am counting on Ayem8y to keep up the morale of our troops, with his grace, his skills, and his nude foto updates to Infomaniac. I'm also counting on Michael Guy to use his talents and ass-ets to ensure the Infomaniac community continues to thrive.

I shall be focusing a lot more of my energy and time for the campaign to restore all of MJ's and Leni's missing comments and keep blogger from automatically erasing their new comments. And I need your help, your support to make this happen.

It was our collective, united efforts that got Infomaniac back online. And it will take our collective, community efforts to return MJ's and Leni's missing comments and keep the new ones from being erased.

Please join in our fight. Every action we make counts.

And don't worry, my proctologist and herpetologist have given me a clean bill of health, and they've assured me that I may continue my work in servicing the community and doing charity work.

And now a word from Ayem8y…



Magnanimous!

Thank you Eros I am truly touched by your gesture. I think we are all winners for having the guts to actually appear nude in this forum. Why just one “Mr. Nude Infomaniac”? The Infomaniac Mansion is a vast estate and I propose that we all three should rule in a sort of nude Trilogy of Terror.

I nominate Eros as the official “Mr. Nude Infomaniac Ambassador” and Michael Guy as “Mr. Nude Infomaniac Decorator” and me of course as “Mr. Nude Infomaniac Lawn Mower”.

All in favor say AYE…



What’s this? No lying about on the job, Ayem8y!

Congratulations once again to our new Mr. Nude Infomaniac “Ayem8y”; our new Mr. Nude Congeniality “Eroswings” (congeniality title suggested in a secret missive by Ayem8y); and our new “Mr. Nude Infomaniac Decorator, “Michael Guy”.

Announcing Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010!

UPDATE: Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010 steps down! Read the comments and come back on Thursday for more!

Mistress MJ is pleased to announce the winner of the Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010 Pageant.

Congratulations, EROSWINGS!






The final tally:

Eros: 7 votes
Ayem8y: 6 votes and an ass-munching
Michael Guy: 5 votes and a marriage proposal

At his point we ask Damien Oz of Australia, Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009, to place the crown on Eros’ head and the sceptre in his hand.

We ask Eros to make a speech after he dries his eyes and composes himself.

We ask Ayem8y to take his role as runner-up seriously in the event that Eros cannot fulfil his duties.

We ask Michael Guy to continue submitting photos of himself au naturel, doing odd jobs about the house.

Let’s hear it for all our brave, beautiful contestants!

And thanks to everyone who dropped by the polling station.

Eroswings is more than just a pretty set of pecs…he’s an Infomaniac hero.

Eroswings led the crusade to save Infomaniac.

Not content to rest on his laurels, Eros is actively and tirelessly campaining in a Blogger help forum to have my missing comments restored! It's Mistress MJ who should be serving him!

Long live Eroswings!

Long live Mr. Nude Infomaniac!

And long live Infomaniac Bitches!

Mr. Nude Infomaniac Pageant!

It’s time to select the new Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010!


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Who will succeed the fabulous Damien Oz aka Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009?...He who served his Mistress so loyally and with such grace and skill.

Which of our three contestants deserves to wear the tiara, serve Mistress MJ and represent Infomaniac abroad at diplomatic dinners, dignitary functions and supermarket openings?

Oh, and honey? They’re ALL single.

1. EROSWINGS:








2. MICHAEL GUY:







3. AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE):








Everyone may vote. One vote per person, please.

Contestants may vote for themselves if they wish.

The winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 23rd.

A reminder that some of these photos can be enlarged by clicking on them.

Note: If you get tired of looking at hot Infomaniac bitches, why not head on over to IVD’s place where he’s hosting MJ’s Calamitous Comment Compo Caper. And just in case Infomaniac disappears again and I need to start up a new blog, IVD’s also hosting the Name MJ’s New Blog Competition. Although there’s no point in entering as I rather like Kapitano’s choice … MJ's Bloggy-woggy.

Mr. Nude Infomaniac Update

Contestants continue to file in for the Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010 Pageant…



Mistress MJ puts each candidate through a series of rigorous tests…



Only a few prime candidates will go on to compete for the title.

The Mr. Nude Infomaniac Pageant…

Coming soon on Infomaniac.

Mr. Nude Infomaniac – Casting Call

We’re holding a casting call for our annual Mr. Nude Infomaniac pageant!


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For over a year, Damien Oz has held the coveted title of Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009.





Damien has served his Mistress well and has been a glowing representative of this blog.

But now it’s time to hand over his tiara and sceptre to another deserving bitch.

This contest is open to all the Men of Infomaniac, including those who weren’t present when the Men of Infomaniac post was compiled.

Simply email Mistress MJ a photo of yourself nude or scantily-clad.

And tell us why you deserve to be Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010.

You may also nominate someone you would like to see as Mr. Nude Infomaniac.

We will post all your photos at a future date and all Infomaniac’s bitches will be granted a vote on the new Mr. Nude Infomaniac.

Hop to it, bitches! Submit those nudie pics!


Note: Mistress MJ is taking a brief hiatus from posting so this gives you all next week to submit your photos.

Mr. Nude Infomaniac

UPDATE: To see the winner, scroll to the bottom.

Which one of you bitches deserves to win the title of Mr. Nude Infomaniac?




Elect yourself and tell us why you deserve to win.

OR…

Nominate someone else and explain why they should be the winner.


UPDATE:

Congratulations Damien in New Zealand!



Damien, you’ve been voted Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009!

Your prize is our adoration and adulation.