Sailor Sucking on a Fag

Still on the subject of fag breaks...

Fag Break

Fag break definition available here for our North American readers who may fear that homosexuals were harmed in the making of this post.

Filthy Friday - Pipe Smoking Edition

 
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Fancy a Fag?

You Bitches know how much Mistress MJ enjoys smoking accoutrements (but not smoking). Well look what Norma found!...



An automatic fag vendor!

Actors can do other things besides act. Lew Cody, for instance, blossomed out as a full-fledged inventor when he applied for a patent on an ingenious cigarette vender patterned after a movie camera. One turn of the handle on the camera and a cigarette is ejected from the lens barrel, as demonstrated in the photo.

Happy Hanukkah/Chanukah!

To Infomaniac's 3.5 Jewish Bitches, we wish you a happy Hanukkah/Chanukah (choose your favourite spelling ... apparently there are at least 16 ways to spell it.)

Whatever spelling you choose, it begins tonight at sunset so let's light the menorah, shall we?...



Okay, so the Infomaniac menorah has more than seven branches. What does a shiksa know of Jewish traditions?

In any case, you'll need this to stub out your fag ends...



Shalom, Bitches!

Filthy Friday - Fag Break Edition

An Infomaniac Bitch (name withheld) enjoying a *fag break...


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*Link to fag break definition included for our North American readers who may fear that homosexuals were harmed in the making of this post or that Mistress MJ is taking temporary leave of her gays.

Infomaniac Bitches: The Early Years

Mistress MJ…

Thombeau…

This could be any one of you Bitches!...

[photographs by Frieke Janssens]

Wenis Wednesday

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Little John Cigarette Set

I’ve found the perfect ashtray for the Pink Room…

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Store your fags in the tank and flick your ash in the bowl.

Don't Smoke in Bed

Don't smoke in bed.

But if you do, use one of these smoking accoutrements...

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Buy one now through the Infomaniac Shopping Network and receive a free Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring.

Filthy Friday

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Wenis Wednesday

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Fag Hat

Yet another fab smoking accoutrement (if I were a smoker, that is)…


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Searching through my handbag for my fags can be such a bore.

Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring

Mistress MJ doesn’t smoke but if she did, she would accessorize with this…


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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.

Order yours today through the Infomaniac Shopping Network!

Filthy Friday –Pipe Smoking Edition

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

No Smoking

Smoking is forbidden chez Infomaniac.

Mistress MJ is away for the day and when she returns, she had better not find any fag butts* lying around …



See you on Sunday, bitches.

*Non-Brits click here for clarification of fag butts.

Primate Pipe-Smokers

It has come to our attention that some of you need a good cheering up.

And what better way than to look at pictures of pipe-smoking chimpanzees!












Caveat: Infomaniac does not endorse primate pipe-smoking nor the actions of pipe-smoking primates nor the contents of said pipes.

Forsaking Fags

Our friend Beast is trying to give up fags …




Allow me to clarify for our readers in the USA and Canada.

In the UK, cigarettes are also known as fags.

Whereas here in North America “fags” has a different meaning, as you’re well aware ...



Oh, hello IVD.


Anyway, poor Beastie is three days fag-free now and is doing his best not to give in to temptation.

Since I’ve never had a problem with fags, I don’t know what advice to give him to help him stick with it.



First Nations lights one up and blows smoke in Beast’s face

That’s not very helpful, Ms Nations.

Can anyone give Beast some words of wisdom and encouragement?