Whither The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts?

The year? 2013. The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts journeyed to Australia. They have not been seen since.

A question to ponder...

Where are The Shorts?

Are they still in the possession of Princess, our most recent winner? Or have they met with foul play?...


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There have been inquiries and fans of TFGES want to know their whereabouts. They want answers!

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts have graced the backsides of several Infomaniac Bitches including:

EROSWINGS...



MR. DeVICE...



MISS SCARLET...



and THE MISTRESS, herself...



Perhaps Prinny is seated at her sewing machine, making some last minute adjustments to The Shorts...



If you're reading this, Prinny, please let us know when we can expect the next Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.



Note: For the uninitiated, please refer to The Definitive History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, a tradition since 2004.

Happy Birthday, Prinny!

Happy birthday, Princess!


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Prinny's Birthday

When we last heard from Princess, she was busy making costumes for a production of The Music Man...



She was, in her words, "busier than a troop of plate spinners."

Princess is also a seamstress for ducks. You can look at her duck outfits here, if you don't believe me.

Happy birthday, Prinny!...wherever you are today and whatever you're doing.

We miss you.

Ladies Who Lunch

The table is set for lunch. Here we see Princess, Norma, Cookie...



and Peenee...



The ladies are looking toward the door. Well, all except for Princess who seems lost in thought.

What's going on here?

Happy Birthday, Miss Congeniality!

You may know her as Miss Congeniality from our "Miss Cocks in Frocks" competition.



Or perhaps you recall when she and Cookie tied the Blowjob Contest to each win the title of Cocksucking King.

Maybe you were there when she was given a butt reading.



Of course, you know she’s the current winner and next hostess of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition.

We're gathered here to wish PRINCESS a happy birthday on June 26.

So why are we posting this on June 25, you ask?

Because our Prinny is in Australia, otherwise known as Tomorrowland. It's already tomorrow, today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRINNY!

She Works Hard for the Money

Prinny will tell you all about it.

Princess of Oz

Not to be confused with The Lost Princess of Oz, our Princess is the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!



You've probably read all about Princess's win over at Mr. DeVice's place.

Did you know that this will be the FIRST TIME that The Shorts have journeyed to Australia? Or, as some refer to the great continent...Oz, Down Under or Aussieland.

Princess has posted about her victory here so pop 'round to visit her, won't you?

One can only imagine what Princess will do once she gets her hands on The Shorts!

NOTE: A big THANK YOU to Mr. DeVice in England for hosting the last Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and doing a brilliant job of it.

UPDATE: When you're finished here and at Princess's Palais, visit Mr. DeVice to see a new magazine!

Where Were You in '62?

Three, count 'em, THREE Infomaniac Bitches were born in 1962 and turned 50 this year!



Princess and Wally and Cookie all turned fifty in 2012.

Who else out there has turned fifty and can offer Prinny, Wally and Cookie some sisterly advice on what to expect from here on?

And which of you Bitches will be turning fifty in the near future?

By the way, Princess, Wally and Cookie are now eligible for a room at the Infomaniac "Villa of Queens" Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.

Because 50 is 75 in gay years, isn't it?

Where's Prinny?

It appears that Princess slept through his birthday party.



Shall we send a search party to the outback of Oz?

Prinny’s 50th Birthday Party!

Princess turns fifty on Tuesday but since it’s already Tuesday in Australia, let the celebrations begin!



Looking good for 106, Princess!

Oh, our mistake. The bakery got the orders mixed up. Although why Prinny is wearing the cake on his head is anyone's guess.

Let the party games begin, Bitches!...


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Anyone care to dance?



Go easy on the jazz hands, would you?

Hey, bartender! Who does a Bitch have to do to get a drink around here?



Let’s all of us Bitches from The Infomaniac Drinking Team raise a glass to the old dear, shall we?...


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRINNY!!!

Quilting Queen

Princess shows off another one of her quilts…

Cocksucking Kings

Mistress MJ has reached a decision.

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Rather than continue with our Cocksucking Smackdown, both Princess and Cookie will share the victory.

Mistress MJ will purchase an extra “I’m Savin’ Up For a Blow Job!” tin bank so that each one of our wonderful contestants might have their very own, thereby increasing their chances to get some BJ action!

Thanks to everyone who voted and to everyone who participated in our Blowjob Contest.

Let’s hope you ALL get blown!

Cocksucking Smackdown!

A winner MUST be selected TODAY, Bitches!

Princess and Cookie are tied for first place in our Blowjob Contest.

But only ONE Infomaniac Bitch can win the “I’m Savin’ Up For a Blow Job!” tin bank.

Review their entries once again, carefully ponder your decision, and vote for the most appealing answer.

I've been saving up for a blow job for the past 10 years by putting the money I get for giving them into a glass jar. So far I have a grand total of $1.75. I could do with that tin to hide my shameful embarrassment.
- Princess

I just don't want this...I covet it! Why? Because I need one thing in my house that will shock potential buyers when they go through it after we list the house. And if I can figure out how to train a camera on it, I will record their facial reactions. That's why I want it. Then I will pass it on to the next deserving person..
- Cookie

Let the smackdown begin!

Butt Reading

In Tuesday’s post, you were asked to send a photo of your bare bottom and Mistress MJ would tell your fortune based on the science of Rumpology.

Today we feature Princess’s posterior…

Mistress MJ feels that you Bitches are every bit as qualified as Jackie Stallone to perform a rump reading.

By observing the lines, crevices, dimples and folds of Princess’s posterior, what do you foretell about Princess’s character?

What does the future hold in store for Princess?

What secrets lie hidden in his past?

ANALyze Princess's posterior and let us know what you find!

Note: Princess’s posterior joins Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses. Thank you, Princess!

Fabulous Frocks!

Drop whatever you’re doing and CLICK HERE to vote for the “Most Appealing” frock and the “Most Appalling” frock over at Princess’s palace.

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You’ll see entries from Infomaniac Bitches you know and love including Damien Oz, XL, Puggerpete, Miss Scarlet, Designing Wally, Miss Roses, Miss Savannah, CyberPete, Inexplicable DeVice (IVD), Mago, Mitzi, and, of course, Mistress MJ.

Winners will be announced at Princess’s Winter Ball (It’s winter in Australia now.)

CLICK AND VOTE!

Princess’s Annual Fabulous Frock Competition & Winter Ball

We turn our attention once again, as we so often do, to Princess who is holding his annual Fabulous Frock Competition and Winter Ball.

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Send Princess a photo of a frock or costume that you would "Most definitely wear" or "Wouldn't be caught dead in."

For more details CLICK HERE.

But just remember that you'll be up against Mistress MJ…one of two joint winners from last year…

Princess’s Favourite Post

Posting…somewhere in Australia

And speaking of Australia, today on “Your Favourite Post” we feature that Diva from Down Under…yes, I’m talking about Princess!

CLICK HERE to read Princess’s fave post entitled, "Fabulous Frock" Competitors.....And Voting Day.

You’ll see gorgeous gown and fabulous frock entries from folks you know including XL, Miss Scarlet, Eroswings, CyberPete, Savannah, Inexplicable DeVice (IVD), and, of course, Mistress MJ.

Prepare to be dazzled!



Note: Do you have a favourite post you’d like to share with us? Send it along. Details here.

How Not To Decorate Afterparty

Grab your party hats, everyone!



Our Aussie friend Princess is hosting a How Not To Decorate Afterparty at the Palais!

And as a bonus you can play a fun “Tributes in Kitsch to the Bitches of Infomaniac” game while you’re there.

But wait! There’s more!

Remember this? …


kabuki zero’s winning entry in the How Not To Decorate Competition


Zip ‘round to visit our grand prize winner, kabuki zero as he reflects on his victory.


i fully intend to sleep in my crown


Princess and kabuki zero … two of the many Infomaniac Bitches who make our day.

An Invitation to Palais de Steff

You are cordially invited to the royal event of the season.

New Infomaniac bitch, Princess, welcomes you to Palais de Steff …



The Princess is throwing open the doors of his Australian palace to you, complete with free cocktails and randy houseboys-in-training.

Pop over and welcome him to our world, won’t you?

And remember to treat him like a lady.

Click here to be transported.