Infomaniac Spanking Ranch

Welcome to the Infomaniac Spanking Ranch.



Book your appointment today with Infomaniac’s Official Spanker, Miss Scarlet.

Note: Mistress MJ is still suffering from Satanic Cramps From Hell and cannot join you.

Called Away On Business

I’ve been temporarily called away to work on Farmer Darby’s Spanking Ranch.

I know some of you bitches take your hols there so does anyone care to book in advance?

Knudsen’s Been a Bad, Bad Boy

Old Knudsen’s been following me around and begging for it ever since he first set foot on this blog.





He’s offered me a shag, followed by a nice cuppa tea but I won’t give in to his sweet talking ways.

It’s time he was taught a lesson, wouldn’t you agree?

So I’m gonna give the old hornivore the spanking of his life…







There. That’ll learn ya.