Birthday Gals

Double up on the vodka, Bitches.

Today we celebrate the birthdays of Infomaniac Bitches “Anonymous Boxer” from Seattle, Washington and “Ute” from Down Under.

You gotta fight for your right to eat birthday cake!

Note: Filthy Friday precedes this post.

Happy Birthday, Boxer!

Would everyone please take a moment to give thanks to the woman who invented the vodka fountain… Miss Anonymous Boxer.

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Now everyone into the ring and work off that cake!

Because as they say, "a minute on the lips, forever on the hips!"

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Get yourselves over to Boxer’s place to ring in the new year!

Each time you comment on her blog, she donates 50 cents to charity.

And it’s not just the New Year we’re celebrating.

Pop on over to Savannah’s place to wish Savannah a happy birthday!

But while you’re here, it’s champagne for everyone!

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To 2011, bitches!

Makin’ Whoopee

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TONIGHT (Thursday night) at Anonymous Boxer’s place!...

A party of epic proportions begins at midnight Eastern time!

There’ll be food, drink, the infamous Vodka Fountain, games, quizzes, prizes (donations to charities) and not only that … a charity gets 50 cents for each comment left on her blog!

Boxer’s goal is to bring together her blog community for a few hours and make some money for some good organizations.

Visit and comment as often as you wish. Remember each comment equals a donation.

If you don’t can’t make it tonight, the party will be in full swing for 36 hours.

Be there, bitches!

Starting at MIDNIGHT Eastern time tonight.

At Boxer's place!

Reminders

Reminder #1:


It’s Anonymous Boxer’s birthday (yay!) so leave your birthday greetings here or visit her blog.

Reminder #2:

The deadline for the How Not To Decorate Competition is Friday.

I SAID FRIDAY, YOU LAZY BITCHES!




Note: Mistress MJ is busy and can’t get ‘round to visit everyone this week. Deal with it. Just get your damn décor photos in on time.

Happy Birthday, Anonymous Boxer!

Boxer, we know you’re not 60.

But when someone canceled their order on this cake, we got a swell deal!

Happy birthday!

Scratchin’ On Heaven’s Door

Paco

Anonymous Boxer’s wee chihuahua Paco died on Friday morning following a brief illness.

Heaven’s head bitch (pictured below) awaiting Paco’s arrival...


Paco was an Internet star and entertained us with his many moods, costume changes and video performances.

If we were lucky, we received greetings cards in the post with his image on them. Just like this one!...



The staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys and The Infomanaic Dancers) invite you to share stories of your furry friends who have passed through to the Great Garden in the Sky and are waiting there to toss a ball to Paco.

Oh look! Here’s one of them now…


Ms. Nations’ old Opie

Happy Birthday, Anonymous Boxer!

Join me in wishing a happy birthday to one of Infomaniac’s newest readers: Anonymous Boxer from Seattle, Washington, USA.




As you can see in the photo above, she has challenged me in the ring.

We are rivals for the pee-stained cap of Old Knudsen.




Knudsen's cap



I know some of you other bitches want the cap too but it’s rightfully mine.







George Clooney, give me back the cap, bitch!

You can read here how the cap fell into Clooney’s hands.

Anyway, back to the boxing match between me and Boxer.

Have you placed your bets?

I’ll give Boxer a good bitch slapping. Just the way I did here to Celine Dion.







It’s Celine’s birthday today too. Coincidence? I think not!