Balls

Speaking of cocks in frocks, it takes balls for a boy to wear a skirt to school but that’s exactly what happened in England.

A 13-year-old boy wore his sister’s black skirt to class. He was later shortlisted for a human rights prize for taking a stand against a rule which allowed girls to change into skirts during hot weather, while boys had to swelter in long trousers.

Now if only we could lift the ball ban on Canadian playgrounds.

A Ban on Bollocks

A bill has been filed in the State of Maryland to ban any "model, sign, sticker or other item" that shows uncovered human or animal genitals, as well as human buttocks or female breasts, from motor vehicles.

Washington County Sheriff's deputy Matthew Bragunier is particularly offended by fake bull genitals flopping from the hitches of pickup trucks; a sight he sees at least once a day.

They're only a toy, but they're also unpleasant to look at, said Bragunier, worried what his 2-year-old girl might think someday.

"My daughter's going to see this," he said. "She's going to ask what this is. I don't want to be put in that spot. I don't think I ever want to be in that spot."

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Keep Your Shirt On

British men may be barred from baring their chests - and stomachs - in public under new local laws being considered by town halls.