The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Go Danish

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Next stop: Denmark
Note to IVD: Update the map!


The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts are headed, for the very first time, to Denmark!

CyberPete, our token Dane, won the much-coveted Shorts from Tatas in Berkshire, England.

Here’s the photo of Tatas in The Shorts with CyberPete’s winning caption, a poem, underneath…




With boots of rubber
waiting for her lubber
ready for action
with decent traction
bum in place
and hidden face
the shorts so snug
you can see her rug
but gentlemen beware
and tread with care
the hedge clippers are ready
so keep it steady
if not she will snip
and it won't your lip.


Congratulations, CyberPete!

Oh and Tatas? We’ve heard you have more pics of yourself in The Shorts. Let’s have a peek, eh?


New to Infomaniac and wondering what all the fuss is over a pair of Elf Shorts? Check out The Definitive History of the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Do Berkshire

You thought the Academy Awards were the big event this week? Think again.

All the action is in Berkshire, England where that tart Tatas is modeling the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.


Tatas…click to make her arse bigger



What a show off. Look at her. She may as well have a flashing neon sign pointing at her arse saying, “Get it here, boys!”

If you’re new here and don’t know what all the fuss is about, check out The Definitive History of the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

Now get over to Tatas’ blog and create a caption there. Your caption only counts if it's entered on Tatas' blog.

You wanna win The Shorts? You gotta play, bitches!


Personal note to Tatas: Remember, those Shorts have MJ DNA all over them.

New Winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!

Eroswings, pictured below in Texas, did a grand job of hosting the latest Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.









But the time has come for The Shorts to move on to their new home, back in England again, with …

TATAS! …


How the did THAT happen? Has the world gone MAD?!

We’ll NEVER get the stench and stains out of The Shorts once Tatas gets her filthy mitts on them.

And can you imagine the POSE?

*faints from the ho-rror of it all*


*but not before posting her winning caption…*


"Them elf shorts they don't fit,
He needs to use them to cover his bits.
He holds on to his hat as the wind picks up,
For hours he'll be getting sand out from his butt."

Google Searches – Day 5

TODAY: Google Searches Looking for Connie and Tatas

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR CONNIE



grown man wants bitty


Connie sucks cocks
Arselickers
Flaccid nob pics
Poofy boys names
Sex fucking big penis
Headache autofellatio
Connie’s pussy
You smell like something bad



GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR TATAS



women pee in weird places

pee lips
i am a women and i like to piss in public
burning pee in a woman
pee fantasies
pissing British women


Red hot minge
Her hairy starfish
cunt sweat filthy washed
women with finger in crotch
her sphincter twitched
women explosive diarrhea clip
real open fannies
sandpaper tits nipples
cunt smell
Big Hawaiian Tatas

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR CONNIE & TATAS TOGETHER

Couples shagging
Filthy bitches in your area

Infomaniac News

Here’s the latest on what’s going on in and around Infomaniac. Listen up, bitches, as there’s lot of news.



Baby Pic Compo


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The first ever Infomaniac Baby Pic Compo will be held on Monday, October 22nd. Deadline for submissions is this Friday, October 19th at midnight PST. (Saturday, October 20th at 8:00 am UK time.)

You can submit any photograph of yourself up to 10 years of age.

Thanks to all the bitches who’ve sent their pics in so far. The rest of you lazy bastards, get scanning and sending!





SID’s Séance and Wake






I regret to inform you that I’ve had to make SID dead after he posted this OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED image of me on his blog…








SID’s combination wake and séance will be held this Thursday, October 18th. That’s TOMORROW for those of you who are too hung over to check the calendar.

“Spirits” will be provided. We shall attempt to contact the poor, Jamesons-laden soul of the Stupid Oirish Cunt who is now known as “Dead SID.”

Frankly, I have not been able to shut him up since his demise so chances are good we’ll be hearing from him at the wake/séance.

Fun for all.





Tatas Blogs!



Tatas and her pussy



That bawdy bitch Tatas finally has her own blog entitled Connie’s Bitch!

She makes ME look like a saint.

Imagine, for a moment, if Maidy and I got together and reproduced. The resulting bastard child would be Tatas. Now can you picture her?

For those of you who haven’t had the misfortune of meeting Tatas, she is the wife/plaything of Connie the Convict.

She's a Brit. A dirty, filthy Brit.

There is nothing more you need to know about her, really, other than that she’s as common as muck, has a filthy mouth and spends all her time telling us about the size of Connie’s supposedly huge todger.





How Geo Got His Blogging Groove Back



Manly man Geo likes to ride up the rear


Remember when Trucker Boy Geo decided (for reasons unknown) to abandon his old blog?

Well the bitch is back. Visit his new blog here.

For those of you who haven't had the pleasure, Geo is the long-suffering husband of American Psycho Bitch Maidy.

When he’s not driving a big rig, Geo likes to shoot stuff and reenact scenes from World War II.

We like Geo.









That’s all for now, bitches.

Amuse yourselves as best you can as I won’t be around much today. I’m preparing the finger foods for SID’s wake/séance.

I ask only that you not throw up on my blog in my absence.