Showing posts with label willies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label willies. Show all posts

Monday, March 23, 2026

It Was 20 Years Ago Today

🎵It was twenty years ago today

Infomaniac came out to play🎵... 

Please join The Mistress in celebrating TWENTY YEARS of Infomaniac.

I couldn't have done it without you Bitches.

Sunday, July 04, 2021

Happy Fourth of July!

Happy Fourth of July, American Bitches!

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Cards on the Table

Cards on the table, Bitches...


How was your 2018?

Thursday, August 16, 2018

The Big Freakin' Reveal

The big reveal for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts will be taking place soon...


The Mistress has a wave of house guests from now until the end of the month and will be too busy to participate in the joy of discovering the name of the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

In my absence, visit Rimpy Rimpington who is hosting the contest. 

Rimpy says, "I hope to have the announcement of a winner posted by Sunday (Aug. 19) evening."

Ciao for now, Bitches. And good luck!

Sunday, July 01, 2018

The Heat is On


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It's Canada Day AND Norma's birthday, Bitches!

The Mistress is not going anywhere. 
Temperatures for the next few days hover around 46°Celsius. That's over 114°Fahrenheit. 

I'm keeping my undies in the icebox.  

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Heat Wave

So spring finally sprung but now we're havin' a heat wave!
 

Wednesday, March 07, 2018

Your Call Has Been Forwarded

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system...


The Mistress is out of the office for a few days but please leave a message and she'll get back to you...eventually.

Conference call amongst yourselves, Bitches.

Housekeeping note: Some of you Bitches are experiencing technical difficulties while loading Infomaniac.

Mr. Peenee says, When I try to log-on to your site, it only loads as far down as Justin Trudueau's nipples and then stops. I understand being stunned by them at first, but this happens every time. I then reload and everything's hunky dorey. Been this way for several days.

Norma chimes in with, Exact same thing's been happening to me.

So The Mistress tried replacing the JT nipple photo with another JT nipple photo, thinking that perhaps the photo had caused the problem.

Peenee pipes up yet again, Your attempt to trick Blogger by switching pictures of Justin Trudeau's nipples (and how many snaps of them are there? Do you have all of them?) failed to work. The page still loads down to M. Trudeau's manly pecs and is overwhelmed and freezes.

Bitches, I have no idea what's going on nor how to solve this issue but please keep me informed. 

And yes, Mr. Peenee, I do save all of them, if you must know.

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Wenis Wednesday - Literacy Edition


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Literacy: the ability to read and write.

When did you Bitches learn to read and write and from whom?

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Wenis Wednesday - Pie Edition

Thanks to Mistress Maddie for this photo from the Infomaniac Bakery...


Bitches, do you prefer your pies sweet or savory?

Friday, February 09, 2018

Filthy Friday

The Mistress just posts them, she doesn't explain them....

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Perhaps you Bitches have some idea what's going on.

Wednesday, February 07, 2018

Wenis Wednesday - Cue Sports Edition




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Do you Bitches play pool or any other cue sports?

Sunday, January 28, 2018

Breathe Happy

For those of you who have gone "noseblind," The Mistress has returned briefly to refresh the room...

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*Febrezes liberally and fecks off again*

Back a.s.a.p.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Toilet Tuesday

Reading on the toilet...

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Are you for or against it, Bitches?

Monday, January 15, 2018

Blue Monday

Blue Monday, now an annual event, was originally a PR invention and has no basis in scientific research.


We here at Infomaniac hope this news lifts your mood.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018