Moose Knuckle

Cameltoe. It’s not just for women anymore.

Behold: Male camel toe also known as “moose knuckle”…












Photo via Convict





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A Ban on Bollocks

A bill has been filed in the State of Maryland to ban any "model, sign, sticker or other item" that shows uncovered human or animal genitals, as well as human buttocks or female breasts, from motor vehicles.

Washington County Sheriff's deputy Matthew Bragunier is particularly offended by fake bull genitals flopping from the hitches of pickup trucks; a sight he sees at least once a day.

They're only a toy, but they're also unpleasant to look at, said Bragunier, worried what his 2-year-old girl might think someday.

"My daughter's going to see this," he said. "She's going to ask what this is. I don't want to be put in that spot. I don't think I ever want to be in that spot."

Full story here.





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Scrotums Drive Librarians Nuts

The dog’s bollocks


An award-winning children's book “The Higher Power of Lucky” has been banned from some American school libraries for the use of the word “scrotum.”

Yet the offending scrotum belongs to a dog that was bitten in the bollocks by a rattlesnake.

(More on the uproar here.)

As a child, I would have been angry if an adult decided this wasn’t suitable reading material for me.

But this is Infomaniac so we’re not here to discuss censorship; we’re here to discuss naughty bits.

I delighted in finding such colourful words as "scrotum" in books when I was a child. Not unlike today (some things never change) it would have had me rolling on the floor laughing. And wanting to read more.

How about you? What were the words that had you in stitches when you were a kid?



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