Showing posts with label knitting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label knitting. Show all posts

Friday, November 11, 2016

A Day of Remembrance

In keeping with Infomaniac’s humble beginnings as a knitting blog, and with a nod to The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge, we remember the soldiers of the First World War (1914-1918) with this book…



Knitting for Tommy: Keeping the Great War Soldier Warm” by Lucinda Gosling, published 2014 by The History Press.

“Tommy” was the name commonly ascribed to British Soldiers.

During World War 1, a knitting craze swept across Britain, as women everywhere wanted to "kit out" their Tommies with socks, mittens, balaclavas, vests, jumpers, and all manner of knitwear.

Millions of socks, for example, were sent from the home front to the front line. Dry socks were imperative to avoid the painful and debilitating condition known as trench foot.




Don'ts to Remember When Making Socks:
Don't forget that a man may not have a chance to change his socks for many days, and a lump or a knot can cause a blister. If the blister breaks, blood-poisoning may result in the loss of a foot or even a life. We cannot afford to lose our men through negligence or ignorance.

Through magazine adverts, postcards, cartoons and photographs of the day, and 40 patterns for all manner of clothing, the book explores the knitting craze that started in Britain and swept through Canada and the United States. The author mentions a similar enthusiasm for knitting in Germany, pointing out that “across the warring nations, and regardless of race, it seemed that knitting was a universal language.


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A more detailed review of this book can be found here.

We here at Infomaniac hope you will make time today to remember our fallen war heroes.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Monday, April 21, 2014

Vaginal Art

Vaginal Knitting. No, I'm not talking about the time I knit myself a new uterus...



An Australian artist spent 28 days knitting from wool that she inserted in her vagina.

Everyday she took a new skein of wool that was wound so that it would unravel from the centre and she stuck it up inside her... and then she pulled out the thread and knitted.



Meanwhile, back at the Infomaniac Art Gallery...

More recently, a Swiss artist "gave birth" to a painting by ejecting paint-filled eggs from her vagina.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Crafty Bitches


Beast compensates with big knitting needles

The response from you crafty bitches to knit up a storm was overwhelming.

Take a look at some of the many handknit items I’ve received since opening The Infomaniac Knitting Blog.

Who's the joker who knitted this for me?...




I’ve received breast pillows from a number of you…




The homosexualists amongst you hopped on the knitting bandwagon with rainbow hotpants…




Here’s IVD with his knitted reservoir tip hat…




But what could be happening off camera? I wonder if IVD’s wearing these for his client’s easy access?...




Which one of you is the big tool?...




Here’s a submission from a blogger who doesn't want to be named but the alabaster skin suggests that it’s IVD again……




This one has Anonymous Boxer’s name all over it…




This macramé willy reeks of hippie crafts. Must have come from Inner Voices in California…




Holy Ina Mae Gaskin! First Nations flipped over the cabbage leaf covering her garden toilet planter and found this…



That explains why she suddenly started lactating this week.


Garfer, surely this isn’t your drinking jumper?...





Okay, who’s responsible for THIS?...




Right. I’m full up to here with your craftiness and I think it’s time we shut down The Infomaniac Knitting Blog and returned to being Infomaniac again.

Therefore, I suggest we send all our knitted goods to the birthday boy in the posting below.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Naughty Knitters

Mistress MJ was pleased to find several items of knitwear when she woke up this morning.

You’d all been busy little beavers, burning the midnight oil, knitting up a storm on behalf of our new blog, The Infomaniac Knitting Blog.




Tomorrow I’ll show you more of the knitted items I found scattered about my household. But today, I’d like to focus on one knitter alone: Beast.

As you know, I had to hypnotize Beast in order to get him to cast on but after that it was clickety-clack-don’t-look-back.

He was caught up in a knitting frenzy!

I awoke to find him sitting on my chair, concentrating on a difficult cable stitch. (I’ve had to disinfect the chair, if you wondered)…






First of all, he knit himself a wee willy warmer as I had the thermostat turned down low overnight and he was feeling the chill…



Note to Beast: You used too much wool.


Then he knit this cute little thong, in hopes that some day his imaginary girlfriend would wear it…





He even went so far as to knit a condom for the day when he and his imaginary girlfriend would have imaginary sex!...





And just before he knit his fingers to a bloody pulp, Beast knit a couple of vaginas; one for himself and one for Matt, who asked, “Can you knit a v-jay for me?”



Come back tomorrow to The Infomaniac Knitting Blog to see what our other crafty bitches got up to!

Monday, July 28, 2008

The Infomaniac Knitting Blog




It seems that most of you big pansies took offence to the content on yesterday’s Cake Farts posting.

In fact, some of you (KAZ) went so far as to run off in search of a "nice knitting blog."

Well, look no further as Infomaniac has turned over a new leaf and shall henceforth be known as The Infomaniac Knitting Blog.

I’m assuming that you're all familiar with the basic knit and purl stitches. If not, I’ll have to whip you into shape…






Are you ready for your first project?

Knit yourself a uterus.


Knitted uterus: suitable for flinging at annoying fellow bloggers



And when you’ve completed that, I want to see all of you with knitted gas masks.


Knitted gas mask: handy for enduring the stench of Beast’s “tawdry little blog”


Let me hear those knitting needles clacking, bitches!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Knit a Princess Leia Hat




Are you a knitter and a Star Wars fan? Knit a Princess Leia hat.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

The Nipple Project



Knit a nipple!

Californians Jennifer Baylis and Andrea M. Dominguez are the creative minds behind The Nipple Project.

Submit your own hand-made artistic interpretation of your nipple or of someone’s nipple you love. Send us a nipple made out of any material that can be woven or sewn into a large wall installation. We are creating a community based art installation consisting of 3-dimensional craft media such as knitting, crocheting, beading, sewing, and felting. Other alternative materials such as gourds, leather, metal, wood and other fibers are welcomed. The final piece will include all of the nipple submissions sewn, wired or stitched together to create a large hanging wall installation.

And they'll give you FREE knitted nipple patterns!