Goin' to the Chapel

Recently, during LX's two-week river cruise from Amsterdam to Budapest, he and Herr Mago stopped in Würzburg to light candles in Unsere Liebe Frau von der Streifen Unterhosen Chapel also known as Our Lady of the Stripey Pantyhose...



Won't you join us in prayer?

Meanwhile, Somewhere in Germany…

As you may know, Mr. Lax (LX) has been vacationing in Germany for the past few months but has just returned home to Texas.

Infomaniac has obtained photographic proof of what actually went on when he visited fellow Infomaniac Bitch, Herr Mago, at an undisclosed location, somewhere in Germany…


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LX Does Berlin

Some of you may be wondering, "Where is LX?" aka "Mr. LAX."

He's gone to Berlin for a few weeks but we hope he'll be posting travelogues from abroad and/or popping by to comment from time to time.

Unless, of course, he's too busy...



AND rumour has it that he'll be meeting up with Herr Mago in Franconia!

Shopping Nekkid

Here we see either Mago or Von LX (who can be sure from that distance?), somewhere in Germany, shopping for cheese (Käse) and sausages (Wurst)…

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WurstFinger Wednesday

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I don’t know what this is but it makes me think of Mago.

Winner – Teen Angst Competition

Infomaniac is pleased to announce that the winner of the Teen Angst Competition is MAGO!

You’ve won The Penis Book!



We think you’ll find The Penis Book a refreshing change from Popper’s Three Worlds, Mago.


It came down to the wire: a tiebreaker between Savannah, Kaz, CyberPete, Mago and Leah.

Which one of you would best describe the teenage IVD?


Yes, we have to show this photo again


It was this description of IVD that won Mago the grand prize…

The pale Byronic hero folded his long legs and knotted his large hands. Armed with patience he was ready to survive his quarterly visit to aunt Olga and uncle Fjodor. "Cheer up" they'd say, "have some grams of Vodka", and start to imbibe heavily the booze cousin Igor had created in his shed, before that accident. His brain was ready to absorb the images and pictures soon to appear on the stage this two-room-appartement provided - a curious passenger of life, old at fifteen: His time would come ...


We hope you enjoy your Penis Book, Mago. Revel in your win.

By the way, do they have postal service in Franconia?

Thanks to ALL of you who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.

There’s already been a new photo submission from one of you bitches so expect another contest in future.

Send in your teenage angst photos today!

You Gotta Work It

Mistress MJ has summoned Mago (aka Franconia Man) to spend the day massaging her exquisite feet.



She is aware that this will raise petty jealousies in some of the Women of Infomaniac.

To maintain the peace around here, Alan Rickman is inviting you womenfolk into his boudoir…



As for the rest of you, you look like you could lose a few pounds so so why don’t you visit the Infomaniac Gymnasium?

Classes are now in session.



Work it, bitches.