Showing posts with label Secret Lady Place. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Secret Lady Place. Show all posts

Friday, September 28, 2012

Filthy Friday - Fag Break Edition

An Infomaniac Bitch (name withheld) enjoying a *fag break...


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*Link to fag break definition included for our North American readers who may fear that homosexuals were harmed in the making of this post or that Mistress MJ is taking temporary leave of her gays.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

The Shemale Solution

Have you always wanted a Secret Lady Place but without the fuss and muss of going under the knife for a sex change?

Well you’re in luck with VAGINA PANTIES!



Only $128!

"A simple and easy-to-wear belt in a skin tone color, the pussy is also paipan (hairless) for that extra sexy dimension. Stretchy and flexible, the Vagina Panties will likely fit all and could also be used for dolls and other toys. Plus it works both ways. Sure, feel free to insert "things" into it but the wearer can also let their own, ahem, toy dangle out for that truly Japanese mixed gender androgynous experience."

Thanks to Thom for bringing this unique product to our attention. (Although one wonders why Thom knows about Vagina Panties.) Just sayin’.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Twat Did You Say?

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I said Mistress MJ will return sometime on Thursday with a new post.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Mrs. Smith-Standish’s Secret Lady Place

Recently we met Mrs. Edwin (Martha) Smith-Standish of Shaker Heights, Ohio.


Join Martha once again here as she reports on her semi-annual vaginal examination.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

The Haunted Vagina

While you’re out trick or treating tonight …



Beware of Mistress MJ’s haunted Secret Lady Place!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Bent Over Backwards



Mistress MJ bends over backwards to entertain you lot.

Yet most of you ungrateful bitches couldn’t be bothered to prove your worthiness.

As punishment, she is taking the day off.

Chat amongst yourselves until Wednesday.

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Public Service Announcement #1

Have your Secret Lady Place examined regularly …


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Secret Lady Place

It is known by many names




But from now on, if you must mention it at all, you will refer to our lady bits as our Secret Lady Place.

We wish to thank the always fabulous TJB at Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist for making Secret Lady Place our new favourite phrase.



[photo via Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist]