Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Red Bow Ties


Infomaniac bitch Donn circa nineteen-seventy-something, rockin’ the red bow tie look.



“Chad”…we don’t know him but you’d have to agree he’s not half as hot as Donn.
Photo via [SexyPeople]

Red bowties are making a fashion statement.

Although exactly what it is they’re trying to say, we have no idea.

Will we see you wearing one soon?

By the way, Donn…you promised Ms. Nations and all of us that you’d give us a photo of yourself with no shirt on, chopping down a tree. This is a reminder. Helloooo?





Don’t go yet! There’s another post below to make up for my absence yesterday.

72 comments:

  1. Ah, so a red bow tie goes well with a mullet!

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  2. Donn's such a hottie.... then and now!!!

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  3. **fans self**

    it's almost too much for this gal.

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  4. Definitely. And a thin moustache.

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  5. EROS: Ah, so a red bow tie goes well with a mullet!

    But does it go well with a merlot?

    We’re trying to decide on the evening’s wine here.

    PONITA: Donn's such a hottie.... then and now!!!

    Try to control yourself.

    You tend to use this blog as your own personal bordello at times.

    BOXER: **fans self**

    it's almost too much for this gal.


    Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    MAGO: Definitely. And a thin moustache.

    Pencil thin?

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  6. Thin sharp and mean as the razor's edge ... deep black

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  7. Ya... so? There's a lot more action here than at my place!

    BTW, the giant underpants arrived today. Will have Friday off and will try to get pics of Thunder suitably garbed then. Should be a hoot!

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  8. MAGO: Pencil thin a la John Waters.

    PONITA: Did you hear that everyone?

    The GIANT UNDERPANTS have arrived at Ponita’s house and her horse is going to wear them!

    With pics to come!

    Um, Thunder is the name of your horse and not one of your lovers, right?

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  9. Donnnn is a very brave man but also not bad looking at all.

    *fans himself*

    Will you see me in a red bowtie? Not anymore - never again! My excuse is it was late 80s early 90s. Yikes!

    Never again I say! Actually it was a little on the burgundy side if that makes it any better. It doesn't does it?

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  10. Bow ties are gayer than PT Cruisers. Well, maybe they are equally gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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  11. CYBERPOOF: Will you see me in a red bowtie? Not anymore - never again! My excuse is it was late 80s early 90s. Yikes!

    Never again I say! Actually it was a little on the burgundy side if that makes it any better. It doesn't does it?


    No.

    AWKWARD: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Bow ties are gayer than PT Cruisers.

    If that were true, the big Danish poofter who commented above you would be all over them.

    We see in your Blogger Profile that one of your fave movies is The Sound of Music.

    *nods knowingly to all the gays in the room*

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  12. *still bent that he didnt win any of mjs knickers*

    but can he tie a proper double windsor????

    and shouldnt piggy be pointing at the hole in the penis stone???

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  13. Its no wonder you have a content warning , just look at the last two posts , Donn wearing an offensive Bow Tie , preceded by Piggy molesting a nekkid piglet

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  14. VOICES: We notice you didn't declare your manhoor status in our Manwhore post.

    Old Knudsen outed you.

    BEAST: Its no wonder you have a content warning , just look at the last two posts , Donn wearing an offensive Bow Tie , preceded by Piggy molesting a nekkid piglet

    Someone should slap a warning on your blog for that mess you call 'Beasts Famed Onion Marmalade '.

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  15. if they didn't snap that picture on chad when they did...his face would have turned blue he was sucking in his gut so hard...

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  16. I always wear a red bow tie when I go out. Along with the bunny ears.
    Sx

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  17. I think the big red bow tie would be a North American thing.
    It's just not English somehow.

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  18. Wait, is that bowtie velour? Or is that just my fantasy...

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  19. the MITM has a gorgeous red silk bowtie and vest that he wears at christmas time with his tux! and no, i'm not going to share a pic with all y'all! ;)
    xoxox

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  20. Mr Coppens, is that really you? No, I mean really and truly you? If so, you are a perfect swoon, and no mistake. Ein Traummann, as we shriek in Berchtesgaden.

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  21. AWKWARD: The hills are alive.

    I’m tempted to lace you into a dirndl.

    DAISY: if they didn't snap that picture on chad when they did...his face would have turned blue he was sucking in his gut so hard...

    You, of all people, know something about sucking hard.

    Or so I’ve heard.

    SCARLET: I always wear a red bow tie when I go out. Along with the bunny ears.

    You’re cute as a button, I must say, Miss Scarlet but please refrain from leaving behind those pellet-shaped droppings.

    LEAH: Wait, is that bowtie velour? Or is that just my fantasy...

    Old Knudsen in velour…

    That is your fantasy.

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  22. SAVANNAH: the MITM has a gorgeous red silk bowtie and vest that he wears at christmas time with his tux! and no, i'm not going to share a pic with all y'all! ;)

    We do not need to see what you southern folk get up to behind closed boudoir doors.

    If Tennessee Williams were alive today, he’d be using your blog as fodder for his his next play.

    MRS. P: Mr Coppens, is that really you? No, I mean really and truly you? If so, you are a perfect swoon, and no mistake. Ein Traummann, as we shriek in Berchtesgaden.

    Yes, it is truly Mr. Coppens.

    We thought your visit here previously was a one-off although we tried to lure you back with a babka.

    We see that you respond instead to fine Canadian totty.

    We know your type; salivating as you wait for the shirtless tree-chopping photograph.

    CYBERPOOF: Dammit!

    Deal with it.

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  23. Sexy takes on a new meaning at that web site. Seriously.

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  24. I had to wiki dirndl. You are damn funny.

    *shaking fist at you nonetheless

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  25. RANDOM: I knew you’d find it stimulating.

    AWKWARD: I had to wiki dirndl. You are damn funny.

    *shaking fist at you nonetheless


    Good luck at getting your fist unstuck long enough to shake it at me.

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  26. I did NOT need that visual at all. Thanks for ruining lunch.

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  27. AWKWARD: Quit your complaining.

    It's not as if we charged you extra for putting you off your lunch.

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  28. I think you have done plenty already. No extra charges necessary.

    Please write a new blog so I can repress the memory of this one.

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  29. AWKWARD: Enough of your idle chitchat.

    Send us a photo of your bare bottom.

    It is a requirement of all new male Infomaniac readers as you can see for yourself here.

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  30. I should have done a more thorough perusal of your blog (Fridays and bare asses among other unsightly sights) before I commented.

    I need to recover from the fist and now the banana before I even consider such a request.

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  31. ((audible gasp))

    How could you?
    OK Missy it is ON!

    *deletes glistening pectoral-popping bicep-bulging abtastic wood chopping photo

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  32. AWKWARD: A word of warning that tomorrow we shall be discussing women's issues.

    You may want to stay away for that one too.

    DONN: WE WANT WOOD!

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  33. You’re cute as a button, I must say, Miss Scarlet but please refrain from leaving behind those pellet-shaped droppings.

    I will get Mr Beastie to clear up after me.. then he can warm up the pellets in his bucket and scatter them on his tropicals.

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  34. SCARLET: I will get Mr Beastie to clear up after me.. then he can warm up the pellets in his bucket and scatter them on his tropicals.

    What shall we call your magical droppings?

    The fertilizer names ‘Gaskins Chicken Poo' and 'Beasts Famed Onion Marmalade' are already taken.

    By the way, that is Mr. Mutley’s bucket, not Beast’s.

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  35. I don't know.. something like: 'Scarlet's magic droppings' or 'Scarlet's poo pellets'?
    Sx
    Mr Beastie warms up some odd things in in saucepans...

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  36. SCARLET & MAGO: Discuss it amongst yourselves.

    My PMS/PMT is kicking in and I could go off like a bottle rocket at any time.

    You have been warned!

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  37. wait, wait, wait! did he really say...


    *deletes glistening pectoral-popping bicep-bulging abtastic wood chopping photo


    *swooning*

    xoxoxo

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  38. *soothing sounds while backing out the veranda door* Where's the rolled newspaper if ya need it ...

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  39. SAVANNAH: You’re insatiable.

    MAGO: Get back in here!

    I’m not finished with you yet!

    Oh never, mind. Some of us have work to do.

    *flounces off for the rest of the day*

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  40. Oh, I quite like 'Scarlet's Grow all'
    or 'Scarlet's play plops'...
    Sx

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  41. ***deposits steaming load of Gaskins Chicken Poo and stalks off***

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  42. Back to something earlier: what the hell does "MITM" stand for? I hate acronyms, and the assumption that one understands them, and do wish someone would clarify so I can put it behind me. "Marshmallows in the Mouth"? "Marmite included (with) the Meal"? "Mother-in-law (caught) in Tranny Melee"? "Midgets into Transcendental Meditation"? Am I even close on any of these? What?

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  43. Oops, that did sound a bit harsh, but to reiterate: MITM? Anyone? Anyone?

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  44. *strokes velour*

    love the carnation (not)

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  45. MJ Baby..
    Since you have taken it upon yourself to kill my Mo-Jo I'm going back to 1974 when this was taken and getting my mojo back...Yeah Baby!

    Care to come in the Time Machine avec moi?

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  46. Leah
    It's Savannah's, just have a look at the plantation, there's even a picture of the MITM ...

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  47. Why not keep it simple:
    "Scarlet's best"

    Homo Escapeons
    Is the Mo-jo related to the little red rooster?

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  48. Just wondering if Mr Coppens has some revealing pics of MJ he can post on his blog...I like the way the 'tache has taken over his face.

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  49. It's a wonder procreation did not die out in the 70's all together!

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  50. Nope, still in the dark. "Master in the Manor"? "Mister in the Mirror"? "Ministers inventing the Mallomar"?

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  51. is it a version of "DH"? call me obsessed...

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  52. What is "DH"?
    In that picture you see a man playing the sax. He's far away (very often, what drives her crazy, but comes back always) - he's the M i t m!

    Ask Savannah!

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  53. "Darling husband." Okay, I'll pipe down now. Wait'll MJ returns to this evidence of my madness.

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  54. ....and yet we still have a distinct absence of COPPENS WITHOUT A DAMN SHIRT CHOPPING DOWN A DAMN TREE!!!

    what the fuck.

    *stomps off in disgust*

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  55. How nice. Except I'm only knocking myself out here with fucking faultless German for mago, having been cruelly let down by previous applicants. I mean, are you on or not? I am a busy woman, and Maroon is in Tahiti.

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  56. Can't help the sociologist ...

    FN
    But you have Franconia Man!

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  57. Mrs. Pouncer
    As experience has it the Mistress will return in a few hours, two or three. How's it goin' in Berchtesgaden? The Fuehrer's still dead?

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  58. leah, sugar! i am so sorry, darlin! mago is correct, MITM stands for Man In The Moon and yes, there is a picture of the darlin husband on my blog! xoxo

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  59. my darlin husband, i meant, not yours! ;-) xoxox

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  60. mago, you know me so well, sugar! ;) xoxo

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  61. Savannah--It was like a day-long obsession with me! I don't know what seized me!

    Very romantic.

    Hi MJ!

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  62. Appalling. I am holidaying in the shadow of Boorman's old ponderosa which, for a balabusta like me, is a tough call. But, am I am downhearted? No! BTW where is Mr Coppens and why does Mago spurn me so? Not that I care; not with Maroon back in town.

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  63. Mrs. P.
    OY - a bagel in the shadow of the Eagle's Nest ...
    Me spurning you - no way! If I get "spurning" right as "auf jemandem herumtrampeln" - ? -? ! Was habe ich getan? I do NOT walk on people!

    Es geht um den Ton und um das, was damit verbunden wird, was ausgelöst wird: Sollte ich Sie in irgendeiner Form beleidigt haben, dann bitte ich aufrichtig um Entschuldigung, Mrs. Pouncer. Ich habe Schwierigkeiten mit Ihrem Englisch und bitte um Nachsicht.

    The only thing that pops up in my head regarding Berchtesgaden and this terrible area is black and white photographs of Adolf and the Munich Schickeria ... they simply carried on after '45.

    Where's the Mistress - maybe she stumbles right in ...

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  64. Good lord, Donnnnn... 1974 was high school.... grade 10 for me. No taste in clothes at all. Thanks but no thanks.

    MJ, Thunder is my horse's name.... there are no lovers... don't you remember what you read on my latest post, for cryin' out loud?

    PMS has deleted her memory, I swear.

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  65. BITCHES: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS???!!!

    And by “this” we are not referring to MITM!

    *glares at LEAH*

    DO WE HAVE TO HIRE A BABYSITTER FOR THIS BLOG WHILE WE ARE OUT?

    WELL? DO WE?

    DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?

    Wait a minute…don’t answer that. You’ve said enough!

    We just wanted to come home and have a quiet cocktail or three but NO. We come home to THIS and have to deal with it before we can relax and enjoy our evening.


    Note to DONN: No we will NOT join you in your Seventies Time Machine.

    We do not want to be trapped in there with you and your high-waisted, tight, bulge-revealing polyester pants and your Bee Gees music.

    Not to mention your ginormous RED BOW TIE!

    We do not want to listen to your “Jive talkin’, you’re tellin’ me lies” because you think you are “Too Much Heaven” for one woman ‘cause you’ve got the “Night Fever.”

    Really, “You Should Be Dancin’, Yeah.” But not avec moi.

    You are still WAY hotter than Chad though.

    BITCHES: We should withhold our Wednesday post from you for misbehaving.

    But instead, you may line up one by one and beg Mistress MJ for forgiveness.

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  66. P.S. Did so many of you have to write new posts?

    We cannot keep up!

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