Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Hard Luck Holiday

Our holiday misfortune continues as Norma is strip-searched...

Monday, July 28, 2014

Vacation Vexation

We here at Infomaniac regret to inform you that Norma and Mistress MJ have been detained at the border...

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Summer Hols

I'm away on summer hols and once again, I'm taking Norma with me...

See you Bitches about a month from now.

Monday, July 21, 2014

Tinfoil Hat Winner!

Do you picture yourself as a winner?...

Click here to see who won the Tinfoil Hat competition.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Fairy Kisses

[via Zenfancy]

Have you ever been kissed by a fairy?

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Tinfoil Hat Entries

The tinfoil hat entries have been posted!

Above: Mr. DeVice, sporting his tinfoil hat creation. I believe that is a witch's broom atop his noggin as this year's competition theme is FLIGHT.

Click here to see tinfoil hats created by Infomaniac Bitches, now on view at the Infomaniac Art Gallery.

You have a week to cast your vote (over at Mr. DeVice's blog) for your favourite hat. The winner/s will be announced by Mr. DeVice on Monday 21st July.

Note: You will not be banned if you choose to vote for an entry other than Mistress MJ's.

Friday, July 11, 2014

Filthy Friday - Tinfoil Hat Edition

A reminder to submit your tinfoil hat entries to Mr. DeVice by midnight Saturday 12th July (GMT).

Contest details here.

Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Cookie's Crabs

We here at Infomaniac have long suspected that our friend Cookie has crabs. But did he have to announce it to the world like this?...

Cookie lives in Baltimore, famed for its crab houses.

THIS JUST IN! Apparently, I've made a mistake. This crab shack (pictured above) is located in Norfolk, England...just down the road from our friend Mr. DeVice!

I'm told that Mr. DeVice will be offering a free trip to Cookie's Crab Shop to the winner of his tinfoil hat competition.

THIS JUST IN! Apparently, I'm mistaken yet again. The prize, I'm told, will be on a much smaller scale and will not involve travel nor crabs.

Nonetheless, we encourage you to participate in this contest. But be quick about it as the deadline is midnight Saturday 12th July (GMT).

Hop to it, Bitches!

Saturday, July 05, 2014

Carpe Diem

Seize the day, Bitches!


Tempus fugit.

Friday, July 04, 2014

Filthy Friday Meets the Fourth of July

A Happy Fourth of July to all our American Bitches!

[photo - Keith Boadwee]

Tell us how you're spending your Independence Day.

Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Heat Wave


Back soon, Bitches!

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Happy 90th Birthday, Norma!

Click cake pic to enlarge...

Oh my...I've accidentally placed the numbers incorrectly on Norma's cake!

That "9" in "90" should be reversed to a "6" to say "60."

And what's that beside the "a" in "Norma?" Could somebody get a fly swatter?

Happy SIXTIETH birthay, Norma, from all your friends here at Infomaniac.