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Showing posts with label Infomaniac Airlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Infomaniac Airlines. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2021
10 Seconds to Love
Thursday, June 03, 2021
Sunday, February 02, 2014
Eight Miles High
Mistress MJ remains aloft (and aloof) but in the meantime she wishes to assure you that ...
...Infomaniac Airlines was not involved in this incident.
...Infomaniac Airlines was not involved in this incident.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Flying Home
We’re flying home today via Infomaniac Airlines.
Wish us luck getting through airport security ...
See you on Sunday!
Wish us luck getting through airport security ...
See you on Sunday!
Friday, June 13, 2008
Filthy Friday
Continuing with this week’s Infomaniac Airlines theme, all passengers must line up to have a full body inspection.
MJ will be personally responsible for inspecting Celts in kilts…
MJ will be personally responsible for inspecting Celts in kilts…
Monday, June 09, 2008
Where’s My Peanuts, Dammit?
Yesterday, there weren’t enough applicants for the position of flight attendant on Infomaniac Airlines.
Therefore, I’ve had to serve the passengers myself. The drunks, the screaming children, the bottom pinchers, the airsick, those up in arms because the peanuts aren’t free anymore …the list goes on.
I’m failing at this job miserably as I don’t possess the patience necessary to deal with people and their constant whining and complaining.
It’s time for me to go back to headquarters where I can put my feet up on my desk and boss people around.
Do you have any tales you’d like to get off your chest about dealing with the great unwashed, er, I mean the public? Whether it’s through work or public transit or just dealing with people in general?
Go on. Give us a good rant. It’s Monday.
Therefore, I’ve had to serve the passengers myself. The drunks, the screaming children, the bottom pinchers, the airsick, those up in arms because the peanuts aren’t free anymore …the list goes on.
I’m failing at this job miserably as I don’t possess the patience necessary to deal with people and their constant whining and complaining.
It’s time for me to go back to headquarters where I can put my feet up on my desk and boss people around.
Do you have any tales you’d like to get off your chest about dealing with the great unwashed, er, I mean the public? Whether it’s through work or public transit or just dealing with people in general?
Go on. Give us a good rant. It’s Monday.
Sunday, June 08, 2008
Infomaniac Airlines is Hiring
Infomaniac Airlines is recruiting personnel.
If you think you have what it takes to work for our dynamic airline, tell us which position you fancy and why.
Uh-oh
Jobs are available for pilots, flight attendants, baggage handlers, ticket sellers, mechanics and more.
Or is there a career niche at Infomaniac Airlines that we’ve missed and you think you could fill it? Tell us about it and we’ll create a position just for you!
Fly high with Infomaniac Airlines!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
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