This Blog Needs Fumigating

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Breathe Happy

For those of you who have gone "noseblind," The Mistress has returned briefly to refresh the room...

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*Febrezes liberally and fecks off again*

Back a.s.a.p.

Blog Stench

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Due to an unusual odour emanating from this blog, Infomaniac is closed today.

All Infomaniac Bitches who wish to stay will be fitted with gas masks…

Scent Of A Man

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Get high on the smell of men!

Scratch ‘n’ Sniff Blog

If this blog had a scent, what would it smell like?



And would you like us to add a "scratch ‘n’ sniff" feature to Infomaniac?

Scent of a Blogger

We asked you this question a year and a half ago.

But seeing as many new bitches have joined us since then, it’s time to examine this issue once again.

Well, that and the fact that I’m too lazy to think of anything original today.

If Mistress MJ could bottle you, what would you smell like?

Feel free to speculate on the scent of your fellow Infomaniac bitches as well.

Heaven Scent

I am too damned tired to post.

Instead, here is a photo of a dog sniffing another dog's butt.

Book Sniffing

I’m a book sniffer. I love the aroma of used bookstores and old books.





So at last they’ve made a perfume and room spray with me in mind.





The creator of “In The Library” says it smells like an “English Novel taken from a Signed First Edition of one of my very favorite novels, Russian & Moroccan leather bindings, worn cloth and a hint of wood polish.”


I’m hoping it really does smell like old books but NOT like a library. I don’t know about your public library but mine smells like wet raingear, rancid old tramps and farts.


Are you a book sniffer? Would you wear a scent that smells like old books? If you wore the scent, what kind of person would it attract to you? Or repel away from you? What would happen if you sprayed it on?

What Do You Smell Like?

Go on. Give yourself a whiff.

What do you smell like?




Stale fags? Chicken tikka masala? Wet nappies?


We all know that Dead SID smells like a funeral home…







But what do you think some other Infomaniac readers smell like?

Stinky Scot Barred for Breaking Wind

Stewart Laidlaw was banned from his local for passing foul flatulence.

Regulars at Thirsty Kirsty’s in Dunfermline, Fife, were fed up with Laidlaw’s fetid farts.

Laidlaw blames the new smoking laws for his expulsion.




"No one could smell anything when the pub was full of cigarette smoke,” said Laidlaw.

Pub landlord John Thow countered with, "He revels in this and does it all the time and it's absolutely foul, it would make you sick. Since the smoking ban he's made a career out of this. He has been warned and asked politely to stop it on many occasions…. when he drops one he'll shout and wave his arms so everyone can smell it."

Laidlaw has been served “last odours.”

News item here.

Eau de Stilton

Blessed are the cheesemakers. And the perfumers. For they have created a cheese-scented perfume.

The Stilton Cheese Makers Association has commissioned an aromatics firm to recreate the aroma of Blue Stilton cheese as a perfume.

The SCMA has approached British TV presenter Cat Deeley to be the face of the scent as she, like the cheese, is from the Midlands.



Cat Deeley: the new face of cheesy perfume?

So if you’re tired of smelling like Play-Doh, now you can smell cheesy.

What scent would you like to capture in a bottle?

eau de PLAY-DOH

To celebrate Play-Doh’s 50th anniversary, spritz yourself with eau de PLAY-DOH, the bottled scent of Play-Doh available from Demeter Fragrance Library.

Check out Demeter’s other scents including Earthworm, Gin & Tonic, Holy Water, Mildew, and Sticky Toffee Pudding.