Birthday Cake!

Double birthday celebrations are in order today as we say “Happy Birthday!” to KAZ in Manchester, England and Alasdair (aka NWTrunner) in the Northwest Territories, Canada.


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Everyone help yourself to ...... CAKE!

Happy Birthday, Alasdair and Kaz!

Double birthday greetings go out today to Canuckistan’s Alasdair (aka nwtrunner) and our favourite Mancunian minx, Kaz.



Happy Birthday, Alasdair!









Alasdair lives way up north in Canada’s western Arctic. As a tribute to him on his special day, I’ve composed a pome:

He’s from the land of ice and snow
Where’s there’s nowt to do but ski, you know
And hope for some fellatio
From a friendly Eskimo




Happy Birthday, Kaz!





Kaz needs no introduction (ask any man in Manchester) and here’s a wee pome for her as well:


A good time gal from northern Blighty
Table dances in her nightie
She loves her vodka, she's a lush
Her antics make the punters blush



Please join Infomaniac in wishing these two remarkable characters best wishes on their big days.