Cruisin' with Norma

It's the weekend and you're cruisin' with Miss Normadesmond...

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Where is this journey taking you, Bitches?

Back Seat Drivers

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We here at Infomaniac want to know what you Bitches have been up to in the back seat of a car.

Gay Buick

Formerly Gay Pontiac...

Public Service Announcement #27

Please do not drive distracted.

In other words, no phoning, texting or checking your emails...

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No applying makeup or curling your eyelashes...

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And no obstructing the steering wheel...


♫Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel♫

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Pull Up To My Bumper Baby

LX is driving around town this weekend, cruising for chicks, with the 3.5 straight men who read Infomaniac...



Good luck, fellas.

What To Do When Your Car Conks Out

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What does the manual tell us to do?

Queer Little Device

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Auto Eroticism

Revvin' up my engine like a 747 baby
Shiney lankey long and lean
What a scene
- Burton Cummings ‘My Own Way to Rock’


A British mechanic loves cars so much that they’ve literally become his shaggin’ wagons.

Chris Donald has had sex with more than 30 different car models, two boats and a jet ski.

Says the 38-year-old car humper, “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.




Unidentified vehicle violator



But Chris has his standards…

“Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”

A Ban on Bollocks

A bill has been filed in the State of Maryland to ban any "model, sign, sticker or other item" that shows uncovered human or animal genitals, as well as human buttocks or female breasts, from motor vehicles.

Washington County Sheriff's deputy Matthew Bragunier is particularly offended by fake bull genitals flopping from the hitches of pickup trucks; a sight he sees at least once a day.

They're only a toy, but they're also unpleasant to look at, said Bragunier, worried what his 2-year-old girl might think someday.

"My daughter's going to see this," he said. "She's going to ask what this is. I don't want to be put in that spot. I don't think I ever want to be in that spot."

Full story here.





What’s hanging on/in/from your vehicle?

Best Shaggin’ Wagon

Above: Infomaniac's choice - The Volvo P1800
Looks likes this lucky lady is being chatted up already. Don't just stand there! Get your motor runnin'....head out on the highway!



If this car is rockin’ don’t bother knockin’.

The Volvo Estate has been voted the best car to have sex in.

The poll revealed 68 per cent of people have had nookie in a car. And one in ten say they have actually engaged in sex WHILST DRIVING.

The poll does not reveal whether or not, like our friend First Nations, they honked the horn with their arse.

The Top 10 “passion wagons”

1. Volvo Estate
2. Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van
3. VW Camper Van
4. BMW 3 Series Saloon
5. Ford Escort
6. Audi TT
7. Land Rover Discovery
8. Porsche Carrera
9. VW Golf
10. Ford Focus




"A red Volvo P1800 is best," says Infomaniac. "Not very spacious, but stylish as Hell."