Beast
But thanks to my intrepid secret source, somewhere in Dorset, (who shall remain nameless unless he wishes to come forward), I have at last obtained a photo of Beast’s arse.
Unfortunately, it’s not a photo of his bare buttocks as requested. However, my secret source informs me that we really, really don’t want to see Beast’s bare bottom.
Judge for yourselves…
Does the name Roy Cropper come to mind?
And do I detect cameltoe to the left of Beast?
NAME BEAST’S ARSE
An arse this *cough* fine *cough* deserves a name of its own. A pet name, perhaps.
I’m thinking “Roy’s Rolls” is a fitting name.
Your suggestions are welcome.
