Filthy Friday - Deck Your Balls Edition

Be sure to drop by SATURDAY to see how an assortment of Infomaniac Bitches have decorated for the holidays!


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Is an "assortment" the correct word to use in describing a group of Infomaniac Bitches?

Or could you suggest a more suitable collective noun?

Public Service Announcement #12

Refrain from the use of vulgar words…

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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Foreign Swear Words

Thanks to Inexplicable DeVice (IVD), Mistress MJ now has in her possession The Little Book of Essential Foreign Swear Words which she won in IVD’s contest.

I have now mastered how to say “Die shitting” in Japanese…

Kuso shite shinezo!

“I’m having an orgasm!’ in Portugeuese…

Eu estou gozando!

And “suck my knob” in Italian…

Ciucciami il cazzo!

I’m not sure when the opportunity will come up to say “Your mother suckles pigs” in German…

Deine Mutter saugt Schweine!


But thanks to IVD, I’ll be ready for it!

What about you, bitches?

What are some of your favourite foreign swear words?

Swear If You Dare

Sometimes somebody or something makes you so *#&!-angry you want to curse out loud. But under the circumstances you just can’t do it. Either because it’s unprofessional (you’re mad at your boss/colleague) or you’ll regret it instantly (swearing at traffic cop = ticket.)

So whatcha gonna do?

Come to Infomaniac to blow off a little steam, that’s what.

Tell us your favourite curse word.

Then work that curse word into a rant against whomever/whatever is grating on your last good nerve.






What are you *#&!-ing waiting for?


Disclaimer: Discontinue cursing and ranting on this blog if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations.

Word Association Wednesday

Today is Word Association Wednesday on Infomaniac.

Whoever arrives first at this posting will leave a word…any word…in the comments box.

The second person will type in the first word that comes to mind based on the previous word.

And so on.

Go!

Vintage Sex Slang Quiz

Take the Vintage Sex Slang Quiz.

I scored 9/10. Beat that, bitches!

If you know any archaic sex slang that’s not included in this quiz, tell us about it.

And what the hell would you call what’s going on in that pic?

Scrotums Drive Librarians Nuts

The dog’s bollocks


An award-winning children's book “The Higher Power of Lucky” has been banned from some American school libraries for the use of the word “scrotum.”

Yet the offending scrotum belongs to a dog that was bitten in the bollocks by a rattlesnake.

(More on the uproar here.)

As a child, I would have been angry if an adult decided this wasn’t suitable reading material for me.

But this is Infomaniac so we’re not here to discuss censorship; we’re here to discuss naughty bits.

I delighted in finding such colourful words as "scrotum" in books when I was a child. Not unlike today (some things never change) it would have had me rolling on the floor laughing. And wanting to read more.

How about you? What were the words that had you in stitches when you were a kid?



Testiclay!!!

Anagram Genius

An anagram is a rearrangement of the letters of one word or phrase to form another word or phrase.

Use Anagram Genius to rearrange the letters of your name (or anything else) to spell something different.


'tazzy and piggy'
anagrams to
'Dizzy tangy gap.'

'stupid irish daddy'
anagrams to
'It is prudish daddy.'



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