Avoid the winter workout rut by exercising at home with this fun fitness tip.
Just turn up the tunes and grab your coffee mug!
Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts
Saturday, January 06, 2018
Winter Workout
Cold weather keeping you indoors away from your exercise routine?
Avoid the winter workout rut by exercising at home with this fun fitness tip.
Just turn up the tunes and grab your coffee mug!
Avoid the winter workout rut by exercising at home with this fun fitness tip.
Just turn up the tunes and grab your coffee mug!
Friday, November 17, 2017
Facial Fitness
With The Mistress injured, it seemed that keeping fit was futile, aside from shoulder shrugs and stretches. Enter, this album...
FACIAL EXERCISES!
As it says on the cover, "Milady can now create Beauty, Glamour and Personality with her Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics FACIAL EXERCISES and massage routines for skin beauty that help hold back the signs & lines of age."
The album is narrated by the accomplished Hollywood makeup artist and host of The Ern Westmore Hollywood Glamour Show, Ernest Henry "Ern" Westmore...
Ern Westmore on the set of TV show The Ern Westmore Hollywood Glamour Show.
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Ern was from a family of legendary makeup artists and his father, George Westmore was Winston Churchill's barber. Ern, considered the most talented of the Westmore Brothers, worked at RKO, 20th Century-Fox, Warner Brothers, and other film studios.
Portrait of the makeup artist as a young man...
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And later in life...
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Unfortunately, Ern was forced to leave Warner Brothers due to chronic alcoholism. He also "struggled in his personal life due to his vices, having been married four times." Ern died of a heart attack in 1967.
But before his demise, Ern left Hollywood to become spokesperson for the door-to-door Holiday Magic cosmetics company (masterminds of the Facial Exercises album.)
"I'm going door to door to make you this incredible offer!"
Several years after Ern's death, Holiday Magic found itself in hot water for being one of the largest pyramid schemes of all time, defrauding investors of millions of dollars.
So, where was I? Oh yes, the FACIAL EXERCISES...
(click to enlarge pics)
If you're bursting to do the above illustrated exercises along with me (and Ern) click here to listen. Then turn your record over to hear more.
Ern promises that regardless as to whether you're young, middle-aged, or ON THE WRONG SIDE OF FIFTY, you can become a far more attractive person than you ever dreamed possible.
As well as guiding us through FACIAL EXERCISES, Ern spends considerable time extolling the virtues of such Holiday Magic cosmetic products as:
Strawberry Frappé Cleansing Cream
Fruit Tang Skin Toner
Papaya Dew Moisture Cream
Mint Ice with Honey & Almonds
Lemon Delight Eye & Throat Oil
Avocado Hand Cream
Banana Body Lotion
The infomercial portion of this album only served to make me hungry, thus piling on more pounds that I'm sure facial exercises alone cannot correct.
What about you, Bitches? Have you ever tried facial exercises? Or have you tried keeping fit by listening to an exercise album?
FACIAL EXERCISES!
As it says on the cover, "Milady can now create Beauty, Glamour and Personality with her Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics FACIAL EXERCISES and massage routines for skin beauty that help hold back the signs & lines of age."
The album is narrated by the accomplished Hollywood makeup artist and host of The Ern Westmore Hollywood Glamour Show, Ernest Henry "Ern" Westmore...
Ern Westmore on the set of TV show The Ern Westmore Hollywood Glamour Show.
[via]
Ern was from a family of legendary makeup artists and his father, George Westmore was Winston Churchill's barber. Ern, considered the most talented of the Westmore Brothers, worked at RKO, 20th Century-Fox, Warner Brothers, and other film studios.
Portrait of the makeup artist as a young man...
[via]
And later in life...
[via]
Unfortunately, Ern was forced to leave Warner Brothers due to chronic alcoholism. He also "struggled in his personal life due to his vices, having been married four times." Ern died of a heart attack in 1967.
But before his demise, Ern left Hollywood to become spokesperson for the door-to-door Holiday Magic cosmetics company (masterminds of the Facial Exercises album.)
"I'm going door to door to make you this incredible offer!"
Several years after Ern's death, Holiday Magic found itself in hot water for being one of the largest pyramid schemes of all time, defrauding investors of millions of dollars.
So, where was I? Oh yes, the FACIAL EXERCISES...
(click to enlarge pics)
If you're bursting to do the above illustrated exercises along with me (and Ern) click here to listen. Then turn your record over to hear more.
Ern promises that regardless as to whether you're young, middle-aged, or ON THE WRONG SIDE OF FIFTY, you can become a far more attractive person than you ever dreamed possible.
As well as guiding us through FACIAL EXERCISES, Ern spends considerable time extolling the virtues of such Holiday Magic cosmetic products as:
Strawberry Frappé Cleansing Cream
Fruit Tang Skin Toner
Papaya Dew Moisture Cream
Mint Ice with Honey & Almonds
Lemon Delight Eye & Throat Oil
Avocado Hand Cream
Banana Body Lotion
The infomercial portion of this album only served to make me hungry, thus piling on more pounds that I'm sure facial exercises alone cannot correct.
What about you, Bitches? Have you ever tried facial exercises? Or have you tried keeping fit by listening to an exercise album?
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Friday, May 23, 2014
Firm Up Fast!
Firm up fast at the Infomaniac Gymnasium!
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Now, for a limited time only, guests of the Infomaniac Inn may receive room service personal trainers!
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Now, for a limited time only, guests of the Infomaniac Inn may receive room service personal trainers!
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Get Fit Fast
Wednesday, May 07, 2014
Public Service Announcement #28
A man was reportedly doing naked push-ups right before a vehicle struck and killed him in Portland, Oregon on Sunday.
Police officers responded after receiving a call about a man running naked in traffic. They received other calls reporting that the man was doing push-ups in the roadway and was struck by a vehicle. He died at the scene.
Let this be a reminder to you not to play in the middle of the road. Instead, we invite you to use the Infomaniac Gymnasium.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Police officers responded after receiving a call about a man running naked in traffic. They received other calls reporting that the man was doing push-ups in the roadway and was struck by a vehicle. He died at the scene.
Let this be a reminder to you not to play in the middle of the road. Instead, we invite you to use the Infomaniac Gymnasium.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Thursday, June 06, 2013
Monday, July 09, 2012
Beach Bitches
Spotted back on the beach this weekend …
Mr. Peenee has really let himself go.
Thankfully, Norma is organizing a beachersise class…
[photo by Gay Block]
[photo by Gay Block]
Mr. Peenee has really let himself go.
Thankfully, Norma is organizing a beachersise class…
[photo by Gay Block]
[photo by Gay Block]
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Get Moving, Bitches!
Mistress MJ recommends that everyone get a little exercise today.
Let’s look in on the Infomaniac Gymnasium, shall we?
It appears that the Infomaniac Drinking Team got Mistress MJ’s memo.
Let’s look in on the Infomaniac Gymnasium, shall we?
It appears that the Infomaniac Drinking Team got Mistress MJ’s memo.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
You Better Work It
Mistress MJ sees you sat on your fat arse.
Get yourself into the Infomaniac Gymnasium.
I have one thing to say …you better work, bitch!
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Get yourself into the Infomaniac Gymnasium.
I have one thing to say …you better work, bitch!
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Sunday, May 03, 2009
Shape-Up Sunday
That packet of Jammie Dodgers you just ate is doing your figure no favours.
Back away from your computer and get some exercise for a change, you lazy bitches…
Click to enlarge these, as usual...
Back away from your computer and get some exercise for a change, you lazy bitches…
Click to enlarge these, as usual...
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Let’s Get Physical
Let’s all get out for a little exercise today, shall we?
I, for one, will be out and about all day.
Nations will be out in her garden, attending to the flowers in her TOILET PLANTER...
What about the rest of you?
I, for one, will be out and about all day.
Nations will be out in her garden, attending to the flowers in her TOILET PLANTER...
What about the rest of you?
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