What Did We Miss?

Some of us can't stay awake to watch the Academy Awards in its entirety...


What did we miss?

"DID I WIN YET?"

The award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch” goes to LX aka Mr. Lax.



You win, Mr. Lax!

Thanks to our very own Princess for creating this award.

And the Oscar Goes To...

It is entirely possible that Mistress MJ will not make it to the end of the Academy Awards presentations without dozing off...

So it's up to you Bitches to comment on the evening's highlights.

Smartest Canadian

Donn: Not just another pretty face with a big pistol


Congratulations to Infomaniac bitch DONN (Homo Escapeons) who wins The Knudsen Award for “Canadian With The Most Smarts” 2009.






Behold Donn’s gigantic brain on display: a marvel of science…




Click here to give Donn a handjob.

Awards Ceremony

Aren’t we all a bunch of swells?

Mistress MJ believes you all deserve awards.



Create an award for yourself this very minute.

Tell us the name of your award and why you deserve it.

Then sit back and wait for cheers. Or jeers.

Blog News

No gratuitous nudity here today, folks. After all, it’s Sunday.

Just a chance to bring you up to speed on what’s happening on Infomaniac.

HOW NOT TO DECORATE COMPETITION - REMINDER



A reminder that Wednesday, June 4th is Voting Day in the How Not To Decorate Competition.

Infomaniac has received an impressive number of submissions so the competition for who has the worst crap will be fierce.

Come back on Wednesday and select your choice for the most horrific example of home décor.


KUDOS TO INFOMANIAC

Infomaniac is the recipient of another award!

You've already seen my Knudsen Award which hangs proudly in my sidebar...





Now Random Chick has awarded Infomaniac with the Official Seal of Filth...




Truly, I do appreciate the recognition.

But when is someone going to reward me for all the good deeds I do?

Translating Infomaniac into Braille, planting wildflowers by the roadside, performing random acts of kindness and (true story) smuggling gin into the hospital room of a dying relative...the list goes on.

Am I not worthy of some humanitarian accolade?

*sigh*



I said no gratuitous nudity on Sunday!

Golden Bog Awards

The 3rd Annual Irish Blog Awards took place in Dublin on March 1st.

Old Knudsen was shortlisted for Best Popculture Blog; Manuel was shortlisted for Best Food/Drink Blog; Bock the Robber was shortlisted for Best Blog and Most Humourous Post; and Ellie was longlisted for Best Personal Blog.

But the panel of judges didn’t have the good sense to award any of these fine bloggers.

So please accept, in place of an Irish Blog Award, Infomaniac's Golden Bog Award for excellence in blogging…




The rest of you feel free to applaud, fire up the confetti cannon, and send cheques to the winners.


BONUS

And if you send money to me, I'll send you photos of Manuel up close and personal…



Manuel uncovered



More pics where this came from. Send your cheque or money order today!



Congratulations everyone!

Filthy Friday

I am honoured to accept the prestigious Knudsen Award for Most Filthy Blogger 2008.





Knudsen has presented me with this award, in his words, “for yer contribution to lowering the tone of the Blogosphere in a likeable and amusing way.”

I am touched to be recognized for my contribution to society.






“Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" --Divine, Pink Flamingos

Yet I shall never achieve the summit of smut as practiced by the late, great Divine who reigned supreme as The Filthiest Person Alive.

For I have yet to eat a dog turd.



Thanks for the award, Knudsen. It's a fucking honour.

Tomorrow! Monday! The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!

But meanwhile…

I’m on a winning streak! Just last week I won SID’s “Parting Words" contest where we had to submit a badly drawn pic of ourselves with our dying last words. As seen by my entry here…







And now...

As much as it hurts Martin and John to admit this, I’m the first winner of the Martin And John 'Post of the Week Award'! Details of their award here. Thanks fellas!








Lucky me! I won it for “The Definitive History of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts” posting and speaking of Elf Shorts…

Come back Monday for your chance to enter The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!

I’ll be posting a photo of myself wearing The Shorts and all you have to do is create a caption and you could be wearing The Shorts next.

Insignificant Awards

Betty posted yesterday about the upcoming Insignificant Awards.

About the awards

The Insignificant Awards is the world's most unheard of blog competition. It's a place for the undiscovered to be discovered.

As the annual weblog popularity competitions begin once more, we at The Insignificant Headquarters wish to praise, encourage and salute the unknown blogs that sit in the unrewarded wilderness. Those blogs that will never be voted for by the masses. Those bloggers who will never be nominated for anything (but should be).

In a fit of shameless self-promotion, I’ve already nominated Infomaniac.

And what blog could be even more insignificant than mine? Tazzy and Piggy Dot Com! So I’ve nominated them too. Although if they win they have to share the prize with me.