Summer Jobs

Back in the mists of time, in your youth, did you have a summer job?



Tell us about it.

Back to School - Career Corner

Are you a woman over 40? Of course you are.

Now that school is back in session, we here at Infomaniac offer the "mature" student an appealing career training opportunity.



Important, well-paid positions and a sound future await the woman who trains as a FLORIST.

If you want to work in a flower shop or open your own shop, write today for information on how to become a florist. If you are a flower lover but do not wish to become a professional florist, ask about our course in Home and Show flower arrangement.

Why not start your own home flower delivery service? Imagine the fascinating people you'll meet!...


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Now that you've seen one of our career options, tell us what you'd REALLY choose to do if you could make a career change.

Eric the Merman

When we here at Infomaniac first heard there was a man swimming underwater in Florida using a LATEX TAIL, I immediately thought our AyeM8y had toppled off his inflatable pool mattress and into a world of fantasy.

Wrong! It's 22-year-old Eric Ducharme, a self-proclaimed MERMAN obsessed with mermaiding.

“I do eat, breathe and sleep mermaids. It’s my lifestyle. It’s the path in life that I have chosen. When I put on a tail I feel transformed. I’m starting to enter a different world when I hit the water. It’s taken me a really long time to understand my place in life. Being underwater, I feel like I’m away from the world."

Eric drives more than an hour and a half outside of where he lives, three times a week, to swim as a merman.



His family and his boyfriend fully support his mermaiding ways.

And he's "making a splash" with his own business called The Mertailor. The Mertailor manufactures custom-made mermaid/merman tails from silicone, urethanes, and latex rubbers...



Click here to read more about Eric's aquatic obsession or watch the video clip below...



How about you, Bitches?

Is the mermaiding lifestyle for you?

Booby Hatch Homos

A follow-up to yesterday’s Abnormals Anonymous meeting.

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Exposé …

Why Homosexuals Seek Jobs in Mental Hospitals: The shocking scandal of our states’ insane asylums!

Barred windows, locked doors aid attendants maintain power.

“Brain wave” machines helps to chart patients’ mental illness.

What else could possibly be going on behind closed doors?

What lures homosexuals to work in these loonie bins...these booby hatches?

Career Paths

Before you became the great career success that you are today, surely there were some snags along the way.

After all, you had to pay the rent.



So what’s the one job that didn’t make it onto your résumé?

Manwhore

The first step is admitting it…



We know it’s one of you.

Speak up and identify yourself.

However, if you’re not a manwhore, tell us which Infomaniac bitch is!

Worst Jobs in Science

Corpse flower


Chicken Sexer didn’t make the list of the 10 dirtiest jobs in science this year.

Here’s what made the cut:

Manure Inspector
Orangutan-Pee Collector
Hot-zone Superintendent
Extremophile Excavator
Dysentery Stool Sample Analyzer
Semen Washer
Volcanologist
Carcass Cleaner
Fistula Feeder
Corpse-Flower Grower

“I Test Sex Toys for a Living”

Unemployed? Thinking of changing careers? Find new direction in your life as a sex toy tester.

Read about a woman who test-drives sex toys for a living.

Think of me as the Consumer Reports of sex-toy testing -- my standards are that high.

I keep a notebook by my bed, so I can immediately jot down notes, like "feels slimy" or "has a funny aftertaste.”

And read about a man who test-drives sex toys for a living.

Just because I test sex toys, doesn’t mean I’m some lonely troll living under a bridge whacking off to Penthouse.

Wanted: Sperm Tester

Career opportunity. Sperm tester wanted.

Sexually active couple required to test a range of sexual health products designed to change the flavour of sexual fluids.

Applicants must be willing to provide a detailed blow-by-blow public account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes during the 30-day trial.