Happier New Year

 We're all a bit grumpy...

Here's to a happier new year.

And a happy birthday to Miss Savannah!

New Year's Eve Party!

Welcome to the combination New Year's Eve Party / birthday party for Savannah!


Both events fall on December 31st but we've started a day early for those of you Bitches who have a lot of parties to attend.

As you can see from the photo above, The Mistress has briefly roused herself from her sick bed and is blowing ... her horn to signal the start to the festivities. Shall we proceed?

First, let me begin by welcoming each one of you as you come through the door...

It's okay. The Mistress is not contagious.

Savannah (the birthday girl) has already been swept off her feet...


This party game started out innocently enough...

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But look at the mess you Bitches have made!...


And of course, there's always one of you...


Hey! The master bedroom is off limits, Bitches!...

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The Mistress can't possibly keep up with you in her delicate condition. She is kicking all you Bitches out of the house...


This party is moving to The Gincuzzi!...


HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAVANNAH!

Savannah's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is from Savannah from Savannah, Georgia.

This was my garden after we cleaned up following Hurricane Irma! ...


(Click to enlarge)

Tied Up

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Back soon, Bitches. The Mistress has work to do.

NOTE: If you find yourselves at loose ends today, go on over and wish our Savannah a happy 10th blogging anniversary.

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Here's to a fab 2015!


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Note: Happy birthday today, December 31st, to Savannah. Apparently, she has CAKE!

Double Celebration!

On December 31st we celebrate New Year's Eve AND Savannah's birthday.

So we've baked TWO cakes...


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HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES!

Let's blow 2012 out our arses!...

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Happy New Year to each and every Infomaniac Bitch!

Let’s take a moment to welcome those who left their first comment here on Infomaniac in 2011…

Absolute Johnnie, AJF, Bitter69UK, Blazng Scarlet, Canadian Girl, Cat, Charlotta Sheer, Chickory, CoreyJo, Deep Blue (Jon), Epic Fail, George W. Tush, Ilduce, Joe Corbati, Joka P., Memphis Steve, Mermaid Gallery, Mistress Maddie, Michelle, Miss Sno Cone, Mrs. Martha Smith-Standish, Peeper Beeper, Rafa, Rincewind, Rui Barros, She, Tatty Tiara, TB, Tigerchanter, Tiger Tsuki, Topher, Twunty McSlore, Unbearable Banishment and Zenfancy.

Did I miss anyone?

And thanks to those of you lurkers who never comment but who sent lovely emails to Mistress MJ to let me know you’re out there.

To 2012, Bitches!

And let’s not forget that not only is December 31st New Year’s Eve…it’s Savannah’s birthday!

Happy birthday, Miss Savannah!

Help yourself to CAKE!...

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Mmm...doesn't it smell good?

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Get yourselves over to Boxer’s place to ring in the new year!

Each time you comment on her blog, she donates 50 cents to charity.

And it’s not just the New Year we’re celebrating.

Pop on over to Savannah’s place to wish Savannah a happy birthday!

But while you’re here, it’s champagne for everyone!

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To 2011, bitches!

Happy New Year, Bitches!

On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, and The Infomaniac Dancers) we wish you a Happy New Year.

We hope you enjoyed yourself here in 2008 and that you’ll be back in 2009 for more madcap moments, zany hijinks, kooky capers and wacky shenanigans.

Oh and plenty more arse too!


Manuel’s arse: the life of any party!


But before you run off to your parties, pause for a moment to wish our southern belle, our Georgia peach, our minty julep, a happy birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAVANNAH!


Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree

See you in ’09, bitches!