Talking Trudeau Doll

Recently here on Infomaniac, we brought you the lifesize Justin Trudeau cardboard cutout. Today, we introduce the Justin Trudeau talking doll!...



For just $129.99 CAD (or three easy payments of $43.33) plus shipping and handling, this chatty chieftain can be yours.

It's fully poseable, so you can display him however you like.

At 38.1 centimeteres, it stands about 10 cm taller than a Barbie doll. Or should we say a Ken doll?

Push his button and in his own voice Trudeau says phrases like “A positive, optimistic, hopeful vision of public life isn’t a naive dream, it can be a powerful force for change,” “Canada is a country strong not in spite of our differences but because of them,” “I'm an Infomaniac Bitch,” and more.

Not intended for children under 14. “This doll is not a toy,” the website warns. “It is a fine collectible to be enjoyed by adult collectors.”

Satisfaction Guaranteed.



Don't delay; order now! Available here or from the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

The Fondoodler

The Fondoodler. It's like a hot glue gun for cheese.



The Fondoodler is a reloadable hot gun that melts most types of string, shredded, block or sheet-style cheese in a cylindrical canister, just like a hot glue gun.

Stuff the cheese into the barrel. Then squeeze the trigger and out comes gooey cheese.

What you do with it is your business.

Now available through the Infomaniac Shopping Network or here.

Filthy Friday - Discount Day

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Available, today only through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Gift Ideas

For those of you doing a little Christmas shopping this weekend...

Now available through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Dila-Therm

Now in use at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic and available through the Infomaniac Shopping Network...


[thanks, Topher!]

Find welcome relief through the gentle vibration, adjustable infra-red heat, and dilation provided by the DILA-THERM.

Are You A Retail Slut?

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Are you a retail slut?

Answer now and receive a free bonus compact mirror from the Infomaniac Shopping Network!

Charmed, I'm Sure

Gay, eye-catching charms...


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EYEFUL TRIFLES

Full-color reproductions in miniature of your favorite popular brand products...cans, jars, bottles, boxes. They will set your friends to talking, asking questions, wishing they had one, too.

Use them many exciting different ways...as a necklace...as dress buttons...as chatelaines...to trim belts or beanies...to decorate sweaters or jackets.

Note the "Crisco" charm to commemorate the fun you've had at our infamous Infomaniac Crisco parties.

Time limited offer. Get one while supplies last through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

For an extra dollar, we'll thrown in a custom-made charm created especially for YOU. What kind of charm would you request?

Testicle Tuesday

Anti-stress balls...



Now available through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Changed Man Bikini

The design is based on our currently best selling vagina-style suit, the Changed Man. We now offer it in bikini form. It has the same amazing front pouch lets any man touch his feminine side by creating a virtual pussy out of his cock. The look is so compelling that when the Changed Man G-string was introduced it was not only the best selling fem-style suit, but quickly became our best selling design which just blew us away. Guess there are more open minded men and women than we gave credit. The Change Man Bikini allows you the freedom to wear a moderate full back bikini and still have your beautiful lips exposed. Simply magnificent.

Only $36.00! Available here and through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Welcome Mat Merkin

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Available NOW through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Relax-A-Cize

Won't you join Mistress MJ for a day of relaxation?

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The Relax-A-cizor is available NOW through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

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Party Glasses

Just in time for our next party, it’s the Swinger Party Glass!...

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Hangs around your neck to keep your hands free…for better things!

Buy one now from the Infomaniac Shopping Network and we’ll throw in a free Wine Glass Holder Necklace!...

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“There are few products on the market today that combine the sophistication of oenophilia with the practicality of a lanyard but this product marries the two deftly. Before owning this product, I couldn’t count the number of times I found myself at parties thinking, ‘Argh, I like drinking but this glass of wine is really cutting down on my grabbing efficiency. I could be grabbing at least twice as much stuff without this glass.’

As though hearing my silent pleas, SkyMall provided the wine glass holder necklace. It allows me the freedom to do everything necessary to be the life of the party (save leaning, bending over, jumping, twisting or walking briskly).

Things I have grabbed with ease since owning the Wine Glass Holder Necklace:
Cheese!
Toilet Seats!
Other Glasses of Wine!
Steering Wheels!
Breasts!
Nunchucks!

It isn’t just a fashionable and functional necklace, it is $25 worth of life enhancement. I recommend this product to everyone except those with irregularly shaped chests or hearts born on the outside of their bodies.”


Act now, Bitches!
There’s a party soon!

Four Inches or Six Inches?

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Order your underpants now from the Infomaniac Shopping Network and be sure to state your size.

Don't Smoke in Bed

Don't smoke in bed.

But if you do, use one of these smoking accoutrements...

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Buy one now through the Infomaniac Shopping Network and receive a free Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring.

Get Big Dick!

How to get big dick FREE and be envied by every boy in town!

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Shoots with remarkable accuracy!

“Big Dick” is 23 inches long and made of iron!

Enjoyed both indoors and out.

After a little practice, you will be able to hit any object you wish at a considerable distance.

Available now through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Wenis Wednesday

Available here and through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Boxing Week Blowout!

Only $9.99 per package!...

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Available this week only through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring

Mistress MJ doesn’t smoke but if she did, she would accessorize with this…


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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.

Order yours today through the Infomaniac Shopping Network!

Golden Girls Nesting Dolls

While I’m waiting for you bitches to purchase our overstock of foundation garments, my I interest you in a set of Golden Girls Nesting Dolls?


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Foundation Garments

Today only on the Infomaniac Shopping Network…Half-price foundation garments!

As modeled by Miss Normadesmond…




And (left to right) Michael Guy, Princess, Ask the Cool Cookie, Thombeau (for that full-figured gal) and Jason...




And the fresh faces of "professional" models Mean Dirty Pirate (left) and Hayward (right)…