Happy Fourth of July, American Bitches!
Showing posts with label Americans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Americans. Show all posts
Sunday, July 04, 2021
Sunday, November 08, 2020
Friday, July 03, 2020
Fourth of July Festivities
If you must attend Fourth of July festivities, PLEASE remember to wear a mask...
Thursday, August 01, 2019
States to Avoid
A recent survey about Crocs across the United States showed that the Classic Clog is the
most popular in the middle of the country (Eastern Midwest and Mountain
regions), while it was the least popular on the two coasts and in the
South.
The states that most favor the classic Crocs shoe are, in order of popularity: Kansas, New Mexico, Texas, New Hampshire, Alaska, Wyoming, Missouri, Iowa, South Carolina and Utah.
The states that most favor the classic Crocs shoe are, in order of popularity: Kansas, New Mexico, Texas, New Hampshire, Alaska, Wyoming, Missouri, Iowa, South Carolina and Utah.
Thursday, July 04, 2019
Wednesday, July 04, 2018
Thursday, March 01, 2018
The Wearing of the Green
To celebrate Irish-American Heritage Month, we here at Infomaniac present Men in Green ...
Green SHORTS, that is...
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This will have to do until Princess posts the next Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition, whenever that may be.
Green SHORTS, that is...
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This will have to do until Princess posts the next Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition, whenever that may be.
Monday, July 03, 2017
Happy Fourth of July!
Since you'll be at the beach or a barbecue on the big day, we're wishing you American Bitches a happy Fourth of July in advance...
Fun funereal fact: Three Presidents have died on the 4th of July: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe.
Fun funereal fact: Three Presidents have died on the 4th of July: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe.
Monday, March 13, 2017
Texas Hold'em
$100 fine for jerking off.
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A Texas state lawmaker introduced Bill 4260 that would fine men who masturbated for committing “an act against an unborn child.”
The Man’s Right to Know Act would set a $100 fine for ‘emissions outside a woman’s vagina’ and require unnecessary medical tests. The bill would require men to wait 24 hours after an “initial health care consultation” to receive an elective vasectomy, colonoscopy or Viagra prescription.
Jessica Farrar, a Democratic representative from Houston, Texas filed the satirical bill to regulate “masturbatory emissions” as a riposte to a slew of anti-abortion measures advocated by the state’s Republican politicians.
Farrar said, “Although HB 4260 is satirical, there is nothing funny about current healthcare restrictions for women and the very real legislation that is proposed every legislative session. Women are not laughing at state-imposed regulations and obstacles that interfere with their ability to legally access safe healthcare, and subject them to fake science and medically unnecessary procedures. Texans deserve to be treated with the same amount of respect when making healthcare decisions, regardless of their gender.”
She goes on to say, “What I would like to see is this make people stop and think. Maybe my colleagues aren’t capable of that, but the people who voted for them, or the people that didn’t vote at all, I hope that it changes their mind and helps them to decide what the priorities are.”
More details here.
Thanks to Infomaniac Bitch Jon in London, England for the news alert.
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A Texas state lawmaker introduced Bill 4260 that would fine men who masturbated for committing “an act against an unborn child.”
The Man’s Right to Know Act would set a $100 fine for ‘emissions outside a woman’s vagina’ and require unnecessary medical tests. The bill would require men to wait 24 hours after an “initial health care consultation” to receive an elective vasectomy, colonoscopy or Viagra prescription.
Jessica Farrar, a Democratic representative from Houston, Texas filed the satirical bill to regulate “masturbatory emissions” as a riposte to a slew of anti-abortion measures advocated by the state’s Republican politicians.
Farrar said, “Although HB 4260 is satirical, there is nothing funny about current healthcare restrictions for women and the very real legislation that is proposed every legislative session. Women are not laughing at state-imposed regulations and obstacles that interfere with their ability to legally access safe healthcare, and subject them to fake science and medically unnecessary procedures. Texans deserve to be treated with the same amount of respect when making healthcare decisions, regardless of their gender.”
She goes on to say, “What I would like to see is this make people stop and think. Maybe my colleagues aren’t capable of that, but the people who voted for them, or the people that didn’t vote at all, I hope that it changes their mind and helps them to decide what the priorities are.”
More details here.
Thanks to Infomaniac Bitch Jon in London, England for the news alert.
Wednesday, November 09, 2016
Rise Up, Bitches
Half of a nation is devastated and The Mistress grieves with you, American Bitches.
What to do about that grief? Feel it and then heal it.
Connect with friends, family or colleagues who feel the same way you do. That's approximately HALF the country. You are NOT alone. Support each other.
Turn away from the news for awhile and give yourself a break.
Then.... get back up. That's right. Rise up, American Bitches!
Find a cause you believe in, whether it's at a local, state, or national level. Give your time and/or money to an organization that needs you. Volunteer to make your country a better place because you are NEEDED.
For those of you thinking Canada is a better option, let The Mistress remind you that it wasn't that long ago that this guy was the Mayor of Toronto. And Canada has this guy too. So as you can see, the grass isn't necessarily greener north of the border.
So take time to heal, then rise up and remember...
LOVE TRUMPS HATE!
What to do about that grief? Feel it and then heal it.
Connect with friends, family or colleagues who feel the same way you do. That's approximately HALF the country. You are NOT alone. Support each other.
Turn away from the news for awhile and give yourself a break.
Then.... get back up. That's right. Rise up, American Bitches!
Find a cause you believe in, whether it's at a local, state, or national level. Give your time and/or money to an organization that needs you. Volunteer to make your country a better place because you are NEEDED.
For those of you thinking Canada is a better option, let The Mistress remind you that it wasn't that long ago that this guy was the Mayor of Toronto. And Canada has this guy too. So as you can see, the grass isn't necessarily greener north of the border.
So take time to heal, then rise up and remember...
LOVE TRUMPS HATE!
Tuesday, November 08, 2016
Do the Right Thing, Bitches
As a Canadian, The Mistress has no say and no vote.
So take it from our American friend, COOKIE.
On Tuesday, November 8th, do the right thing, American Bitches.
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
"How To" Questions Across America
How-To Questions Each State Googles More Frequently Than Any Other State...
Scroll down for larger images of this map or CLICK TO ENLARGE.
Using Google Autocomplete, Estately compiled hundreds of the most common how-to questions Americans type into the Google search bar. They then ran those searches through Google Trends to determine which state queried each of these selected searches the most over the past 5 years.
The list does not represent what each state Googles the most, it simply shows the searches each state Googles more frequently than the other 49 states and the District of Columbia.
Here is the complete list:
ALABAMA: How to draw a dog? / How to install laminate flooring? / How to play chess? / How to learn Spanish? / How to make love?
ALASKA: How to fish?
ARIZONA: How to make horchata? / How to use Skype? / How to call Mexico? / How to become a notary? / How to become a pilot? / How to fix a running toilet? / How to get skinny? / How to sell a house? / How to day drink? / How to join the Illuminati?
ARKANSAS: How to add fractions? / How to evolve Pokemon? / How to get rid of moles? / How to get rid of lice? / How to hack? / How to make cheese? / How to lower blood pressure? (tie w/ Mississippi) / How to make money? / How to reset iPhone? / How to be healthy? / How to come out?
CALIFORNIA: How to play “Stairway to Heaven”? / How to scare someone? / How to destroy a hard drive? / How to iron on patches? / How to play Dungeons and Dragons? / How to use dropbox? / How to use Github? / How to drive stick? / How to rig an election? / How to use hashtags? / How to use Reddit? / How to ruin everything? / How to spot a narcissist? / How to draw a circle? / How to build a time machine? / How to be a good boyfriend? / How to be a badass? / How to be a bartender? / How to be charming? / How to be good at math? / How to teleport? / How to be humble? / How to be invisible? / How to be vegan? / How to be rich? / How to stop global warming? / How to get your life together? / How to be an Uber driver? / How to convert to Islam? / How to join the KKK? / How to Crip Walk? / How to create change? / How to start a revolution? / How to jump rope? / How to troll? / How to get on Wheel of Fortune?
COLORADO: How to play backgammon? / How to grow marijuana? / How to compost? (tie w/Washington)
CONNECTICUT: How to be pretty?
DELAWARE: How to get away with murder?
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA: How to negotiate salary (tie w/ Massachusetts) / How to tie a Windsor knot? / How to use Uber? / How to use Apple Pay? / How to use chopsticks?
FLORIDA: How to keep a man? / How to use Facebook Live? / How to be gay? (tie w/ Texas) / How to be more social? / How to do magic? / How to belly dance? / How to make money as a teenager? / How to donate blood? / How to become a lawyer? / How to get Obamacare? / How to get on The Voice? / How to change the world? / How to make jewelry? / How to break a lease? / How to get out of Florida?
GEORGIA: How to hotwire a car? / How to get rid of herpes? / How to crack a safe? / How to bleach jeans? / How to be a good girlfriend? / How to be a man? / How to be a woman? / How to get a divorce? / How to be kind? / How to be successful? / How to become a porn star? / How to become a stripper? / How to get food stamps? / How to make alcohol? / How to make meth? / How to grow up? / How to make love to a woman?
HAWAII: How to divide fractions? / How to get rid of acne (tie w/ Nevada) / How to invest? / How to be a ninja? / How to swim?
IDAHO: How to address a letter? / How to cook quinoa? (tie w/ Vermont) / How to cook rice? / How to draw? / How to register to vote?
ILLINOIS: How to jump a car? / How to be a superhero? / How to ask someone to prom? / How to sell Beanie Babies?
INDIANA: How to vote for Trump? / How to tie dye? / How to be popular? / How to be president? / How to Google something? / How to be different? / How to plan a wedding? / How to be free?
IOWA: How to screenshot? / How to throw a curveball / How to make Jello shots?
KANSAS: How to find Kansas?
KENTUCKY: How to grow a beard? / How to quit smoking? / How to talk dirty? / How to be a cop? / How to make a baby? / How to get a dog? / How to hunt? / How to get down? / How to make dumplings? / How to pass a drug test? (tie w/ Tennessee)
LOUISIANA: How to get rid of rats? / How to jailbreak? / How to jailbreak iPhone? / How to make bath bombs? / How to make goo? / How to pickle eggs? / How to dunk? / How to pray? / How to do the Harlem Shake? / How to play dominoes? / How to levitate?
MAINE: How to get rid of fruit flies? / How to knit? / How to use a compass?
MARYLAND: How to crab?
MASSACHUSETTS: How to quit your job? / How to use Tide Pods? / How to delete Tinder? / How to make donuts?
MICHIGAN: How to make elephant ears? / How to make beer? / How to quit drinking? / How to make a bong? / How to be a better person? / How to get unemployment? / How to make Jello?
MINNESOTA: How to quit a job? / How to quilt?
MISSISSIPPI: How to twerk? / How to lose belly fat? / How to lower blood pressure? (tie w/ Arkansas) / How to gain weight? / How to roll a blunt? / How to make a bomb? / How to get pregnant? / How to act? / How to get a job? / How to grow weed? / How to sew? / How to find god?
MISSOURI: How to raise chickens?
MONTANA: How to hard boil eggs?
NEBRASKA: How to quit smoking weed? / How to be gluten free? / How to join ISIS? / How to declare bankruptcy? / How to fly a plane?
NEVADA: How to get rid of acne (tie w/ Hawaii) / How to install Kodi? / How to make French toast / How to open a locker? / How to be a heartbreaker? / How to cure a hangover? / How to survive a zombie apocalypse? / How to buy a gun? / How to fight?
NEW HAMPSHIRE: How to fall asleep? / How to use Twitter? / How to tip cows?
NEW JERSEY: How to activate iPhone? / How to stop Trump? / How to rob a bank? / How to iron a shirt? / How to open a jar? / How to be funny? / How to beatbox? / How to deal with anger? / How to hoverboard? / How to become famous? / How to be confident? / How to get ripped? / How to juggle? / How to make it in America? / How to control anxiety?
NEW MEXICO: How to draw a rose? / How to be emo? / How to ask a girl out? / How to put on a condom?
NEW YORK: How to ask for a raise? / How to give yourself a hickey? / How to use Bitcoin? / How to use dry shampoo? / How to use Tinder? / How to live forever? / How to be a boss? / How to be good in bed? / How to stop being a loser? / How to stop being lazy? / How to explain mansplaining? / How to get revenge?
NORTH CAROLINA: How to run for president? / How to be awesome? / How to be cool? / How to be normal? / How to get Viagra? / How to play angry birds? / How to make money blogging? / How to do CPR? / How to learn French? / How to plant a garden?
NORTH DAKOTA: How to boil eggs? / How to get a passport?
OHIO: How to get rid of raccoons? / How to overclock CPU? / How to tell if someone likes you? / How to spray tan? / How to impeach a president? / How to prevent kidney stones? / How to ask a boy out? / How to pay off student loans? / How to ask someone to homecoming? / How to make memes? / How to make fire? / How to buy a home?
OKLAHOMA: How to eat fried worms? / How to whistle? / How to smoke ribs? / How to sext?
OREGON: How to hack wifi? / How to make floral arrangements?
PENNSYLVANIA: How to use Pinterest? / How to get a cat? / How to make Halloween costumes? / How to get drunk? / How to defeat ISIS? / How to buy a condo? / How to write a novel?
RHODE ISLAND: How to make money selling drugs? / How to roll a joint? / How to screenshot on Mac? / How to screenshot on a PC? / How to make an igloo?
SOUTH CAROLINA: How to get rid of cockroaches? / How to improve credit score? / How to tie a bowtie? / How to be yourself?
SOUTH DAKOTA: How to be single? / How to make slime? / How to tie a tie? / How to use snapchat?
TENNESSEE: How to make extra money? / How to use Facebook? / How to get on TV? / How to grow tomatoes? / How to pass a drug test? (tie w/ Kentucky)
TEXAS: How to bathe a cat? / How to get bigger lips? / How to spell 40? / How to spell 90? / How to get rid of bedbugs? / How to make gak? / How to use bronzer? / How to be romantic? / How to make a pipe bomb? / How to hold a baby? / How to grow a beard fast? / How to be a better wife? / How to be a better husband? / How to be gay? (tie w/ Florida) / How to become a Jedi? / How to be on top? / How to be valedictorian? / How to play clarinet? / How to graduate high school? / How to read minds? / How to sell your soul? / How to clean a gun?
UTAH: How to attack in Pokemon Go? / How to catch Pokemon? / How to edit a PDF? / How to kiss? / How to make friends? / How to register to vote online? / How to start a blog? / How to train your dragon? / How to tell if a girl likes you? / How to tell if a boy likes you? / How to tie a noose? / How to use Excel? / How to be happy? / How to fix a zipper? / How to orgasm? / How to win friends and influence people? / How to dance? / How to camp? / How to make paper? / How to flirt? / How to sell a house?
VERMONT: How to cook quinoa? (tie w/ Idaho) / How to kayak? / How to move to Canada?
VIRGINIA: How to propose? / How to irritate people?
WASHINGTON: How to bake salmon? / How to cook a wolf? / How to use a french press? / How to eat a fig? / How to be hot? / How to dab? / How to make hard cider? / How to compost? (tie w/ Colorado) / How to survive an earthquake?
WEST VIRGINIA: How to French braid? / How to get rid of fleas? / How to get rid of ants? / How to lose weight? / How to last longer in bed / How to play Pokemon? / How to make money online? / How to make money fast? / How to play guitar? / How to delete Facebook? / How to make moonshine?
WISCONSIN: How to impeach a governor? / How to farm? / How to retire?
WYOMING: How to battle in Pokemon Go? / How to play Pokemon Go?
Scroll down for larger images of this map or CLICK TO ENLARGE.
Using Google Autocomplete, Estately compiled hundreds of the most common how-to questions Americans type into the Google search bar. They then ran those searches through Google Trends to determine which state queried each of these selected searches the most over the past 5 years.
The list does not represent what each state Googles the most, it simply shows the searches each state Googles more frequently than the other 49 states and the District of Columbia.
Here is the complete list:
ALABAMA: How to draw a dog? / How to install laminate flooring? / How to play chess? / How to learn Spanish? / How to make love?
ALASKA: How to fish?
ARIZONA: How to make horchata? / How to use Skype? / How to call Mexico? / How to become a notary? / How to become a pilot? / How to fix a running toilet? / How to get skinny? / How to sell a house? / How to day drink? / How to join the Illuminati?
ARKANSAS: How to add fractions? / How to evolve Pokemon? / How to get rid of moles? / How to get rid of lice? / How to hack? / How to make cheese? / How to lower blood pressure? (tie w/ Mississippi) / How to make money? / How to reset iPhone? / How to be healthy? / How to come out?
CALIFORNIA: How to play “Stairway to Heaven”? / How to scare someone? / How to destroy a hard drive? / How to iron on patches? / How to play Dungeons and Dragons? / How to use dropbox? / How to use Github? / How to drive stick? / How to rig an election? / How to use hashtags? / How to use Reddit? / How to ruin everything? / How to spot a narcissist? / How to draw a circle? / How to build a time machine? / How to be a good boyfriend? / How to be a badass? / How to be a bartender? / How to be charming? / How to be good at math? / How to teleport? / How to be humble? / How to be invisible? / How to be vegan? / How to be rich? / How to stop global warming? / How to get your life together? / How to be an Uber driver? / How to convert to Islam? / How to join the KKK? / How to Crip Walk? / How to create change? / How to start a revolution? / How to jump rope? / How to troll? / How to get on Wheel of Fortune?
COLORADO: How to play backgammon? / How to grow marijuana? / How to compost? (tie w/Washington)
CONNECTICUT: How to be pretty?
DELAWARE: How to get away with murder?
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA: How to negotiate salary (tie w/ Massachusetts) / How to tie a Windsor knot? / How to use Uber? / How to use Apple Pay? / How to use chopsticks?
FLORIDA: How to keep a man? / How to use Facebook Live? / How to be gay? (tie w/ Texas) / How to be more social? / How to do magic? / How to belly dance? / How to make money as a teenager? / How to donate blood? / How to become a lawyer? / How to get Obamacare? / How to get on The Voice? / How to change the world? / How to make jewelry? / How to break a lease? / How to get out of Florida?
GEORGIA: How to hotwire a car? / How to get rid of herpes? / How to crack a safe? / How to bleach jeans? / How to be a good girlfriend? / How to be a man? / How to be a woman? / How to get a divorce? / How to be kind? / How to be successful? / How to become a porn star? / How to become a stripper? / How to get food stamps? / How to make alcohol? / How to make meth? / How to grow up? / How to make love to a woman?
HAWAII: How to divide fractions? / How to get rid of acne (tie w/ Nevada) / How to invest? / How to be a ninja? / How to swim?
IDAHO: How to address a letter? / How to cook quinoa? (tie w/ Vermont) / How to cook rice? / How to draw? / How to register to vote?
ILLINOIS: How to jump a car? / How to be a superhero? / How to ask someone to prom? / How to sell Beanie Babies?
INDIANA: How to vote for Trump? / How to tie dye? / How to be popular? / How to be president? / How to Google something? / How to be different? / How to plan a wedding? / How to be free?
IOWA: How to screenshot? / How to throw a curveball / How to make Jello shots?
KANSAS: How to find Kansas?
KENTUCKY: How to grow a beard? / How to quit smoking? / How to talk dirty? / How to be a cop? / How to make a baby? / How to get a dog? / How to hunt? / How to get down? / How to make dumplings? / How to pass a drug test? (tie w/ Tennessee)
LOUISIANA: How to get rid of rats? / How to jailbreak? / How to jailbreak iPhone? / How to make bath bombs? / How to make goo? / How to pickle eggs? / How to dunk? / How to pray? / How to do the Harlem Shake? / How to play dominoes? / How to levitate?
MAINE: How to get rid of fruit flies? / How to knit? / How to use a compass?
MARYLAND: How to crab?
MASSACHUSETTS: How to quit your job? / How to use Tide Pods? / How to delete Tinder? / How to make donuts?
MICHIGAN: How to make elephant ears? / How to make beer? / How to quit drinking? / How to make a bong? / How to be a better person? / How to get unemployment? / How to make Jello?
MINNESOTA: How to quit a job? / How to quilt?
MISSISSIPPI: How to twerk? / How to lose belly fat? / How to lower blood pressure? (tie w/ Arkansas) / How to gain weight? / How to roll a blunt? / How to make a bomb? / How to get pregnant? / How to act? / How to get a job? / How to grow weed? / How to sew? / How to find god?
MISSOURI: How to raise chickens?
MONTANA: How to hard boil eggs?
NEBRASKA: How to quit smoking weed? / How to be gluten free? / How to join ISIS? / How to declare bankruptcy? / How to fly a plane?
NEVADA: How to get rid of acne (tie w/ Hawaii) / How to install Kodi? / How to make French toast / How to open a locker? / How to be a heartbreaker? / How to cure a hangover? / How to survive a zombie apocalypse? / How to buy a gun? / How to fight?
NEW HAMPSHIRE: How to fall asleep? / How to use Twitter? / How to tip cows?
NEW JERSEY: How to activate iPhone? / How to stop Trump? / How to rob a bank? / How to iron a shirt? / How to open a jar? / How to be funny? / How to beatbox? / How to deal with anger? / How to hoverboard? / How to become famous? / How to be confident? / How to get ripped? / How to juggle? / How to make it in America? / How to control anxiety?
NEW MEXICO: How to draw a rose? / How to be emo? / How to ask a girl out? / How to put on a condom?
NEW YORK: How to ask for a raise? / How to give yourself a hickey? / How to use Bitcoin? / How to use dry shampoo? / How to use Tinder? / How to live forever? / How to be a boss? / How to be good in bed? / How to stop being a loser? / How to stop being lazy? / How to explain mansplaining? / How to get revenge?
NORTH CAROLINA: How to run for president? / How to be awesome? / How to be cool? / How to be normal? / How to get Viagra? / How to play angry birds? / How to make money blogging? / How to do CPR? / How to learn French? / How to plant a garden?
NORTH DAKOTA: How to boil eggs? / How to get a passport?
OHIO: How to get rid of raccoons? / How to overclock CPU? / How to tell if someone likes you? / How to spray tan? / How to impeach a president? / How to prevent kidney stones? / How to ask a boy out? / How to pay off student loans? / How to ask someone to homecoming? / How to make memes? / How to make fire? / How to buy a home?
OKLAHOMA: How to eat fried worms? / How to whistle? / How to smoke ribs? / How to sext?
OREGON: How to hack wifi? / How to make floral arrangements?
PENNSYLVANIA: How to use Pinterest? / How to get a cat? / How to make Halloween costumes? / How to get drunk? / How to defeat ISIS? / How to buy a condo? / How to write a novel?
RHODE ISLAND: How to make money selling drugs? / How to roll a joint? / How to screenshot on Mac? / How to screenshot on a PC? / How to make an igloo?
SOUTH CAROLINA: How to get rid of cockroaches? / How to improve credit score? / How to tie a bowtie? / How to be yourself?
SOUTH DAKOTA: How to be single? / How to make slime? / How to tie a tie? / How to use snapchat?
TENNESSEE: How to make extra money? / How to use Facebook? / How to get on TV? / How to grow tomatoes? / How to pass a drug test? (tie w/ Kentucky)
TEXAS: How to bathe a cat? / How to get bigger lips? / How to spell 40? / How to spell 90? / How to get rid of bedbugs? / How to make gak? / How to use bronzer? / How to be romantic? / How to make a pipe bomb? / How to hold a baby? / How to grow a beard fast? / How to be a better wife? / How to be a better husband? / How to be gay? (tie w/ Florida) / How to become a Jedi? / How to be on top? / How to be valedictorian? / How to play clarinet? / How to graduate high school? / How to read minds? / How to sell your soul? / How to clean a gun?
UTAH: How to attack in Pokemon Go? / How to catch Pokemon? / How to edit a PDF? / How to kiss? / How to make friends? / How to register to vote online? / How to start a blog? / How to train your dragon? / How to tell if a girl likes you? / How to tell if a boy likes you? / How to tie a noose? / How to use Excel? / How to be happy? / How to fix a zipper? / How to orgasm? / How to win friends and influence people? / How to dance? / How to camp? / How to make paper? / How to flirt? / How to sell a house?
VERMONT: How to cook quinoa? (tie w/ Idaho) / How to kayak? / How to move to Canada?
VIRGINIA: How to propose? / How to irritate people?
WASHINGTON: How to bake salmon? / How to cook a wolf? / How to use a french press? / How to eat a fig? / How to be hot? / How to dab? / How to make hard cider? / How to compost? (tie w/ Colorado) / How to survive an earthquake?
WEST VIRGINIA: How to French braid? / How to get rid of fleas? / How to get rid of ants? / How to lose weight? / How to last longer in bed / How to play Pokemon? / How to make money online? / How to make money fast? / How to play guitar? / How to delete Facebook? / How to make moonshine?
WISCONSIN: How to impeach a governor? / How to farm? / How to retire?
WYOMING: How to battle in Pokemon Go? / How to play Pokemon Go?
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
Maple Match
Are you an American dreaming of moving to Canada if Trump becomes President? If so, Maple Match is at your service.
(Not an actual applicant to Maple Match)
This new matchmaking service “makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency”.
Details here.
(Not an actual applicant to Maple Match)
This new matchmaking service “makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency”.
Details here.
Sunday, March 13, 2016
Trubama Bromance
Steamy foreign affairs!
Obama + Trudeau = "Trubama" or "Obeau."
No matter how you say it, love is in the air.
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has just wrapped up a three-day visit to the White House.
Obama: “And to the great credit of their people, Canadians from British Columbia to New Brunswick have so far rejected the idea of building a wall to keep out your southern neighbors. We appreciate that.”
Trudeau: “May the special connection between our two countries continue to flourish in the years to come, and may my gray hair come in at a much slower rate than yours has.”
Obama: “On a serious note, this visit reminds us of what we love about Canada. It’s the solidarity shown by so many Canadians after 9/11 when they welcomed stranded American travelers into their homes. It’s the courage of your service members standing with us in Afghanistan, and now in Iraq. It’s the compassion of the Canadian people welcoming refugees, and the Prime Minister himself who told those refugees, “you’re safe at home now.”
“From my perspective, what’s not to like?” President Obama said of Trudeau.
Trudeau described Obama as "a man of both tremendous heart and tremendous intellect".“A deep thinker,” Trudeau said of Obama, “with a big heart but also a big brain.”
There wasn't a pause between the words "big" and "brain" but we here at Infomaniac believe there should have been.
What Infomaniac readers really want to know is, who's the top and who's the bottom?
Obama + Trudeau = "Trubama" or "Obeau."
No matter how you say it, love is in the air.
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has just wrapped up a three-day visit to the White House.
Obama: “And to the great credit of their people, Canadians from British Columbia to New Brunswick have so far rejected the idea of building a wall to keep out your southern neighbors. We appreciate that.”
Trudeau: “May the special connection between our two countries continue to flourish in the years to come, and may my gray hair come in at a much slower rate than yours has.”
Obama: “On a serious note, this visit reminds us of what we love about Canada. It’s the solidarity shown by so many Canadians after 9/11 when they welcomed stranded American travelers into their homes. It’s the courage of your service members standing with us in Afghanistan, and now in Iraq. It’s the compassion of the Canadian people welcoming refugees, and the Prime Minister himself who told those refugees, “you’re safe at home now.”
“From my perspective, what’s not to like?” President Obama said of Trudeau.
Trudeau described Obama as "a man of both tremendous heart and tremendous intellect".“A deep thinker,” Trudeau said of Obama, “with a big heart but also a big brain.”
There wasn't a pause between the words "big" and "brain" but we here at Infomaniac believe there should have been.
What Infomaniac readers really want to know is, who's the top and who's the bottom?
Saturday, July 04, 2015
Friday, July 04, 2014
Filthy Friday Meets the Fourth of July
A Happy Fourth of July to all our American Bitches!
[photo - Keith Boadwee]
Tell us how you're spending your Independence Day.
[photo - Keith Boadwee]
Tell us how you're spending your Independence Day.
Thursday, July 04, 2013
U.S.-U.K. "Special Relationship"
As the Fourth of July winds down and we remember the United States' Declaration of Independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain in 1776, let's take a moment to consider how British accents sound to Americans and how American accents sound to the Brits.
[via]
Is it any wonder your two nations haven't always seen eye to eye?
You can't understand what the feck you're saying to one another!
Signed,
A Canadian, eh?
[via]
Is it any wonder your two nations haven't always seen eye to eye?
You can't understand what the feck you're saying to one another!
Signed,
A Canadian, eh?
Saturday, September 29, 2012
WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Rumour has it that you American Bitches are in the midst of an election campaign.
Thanks to Thom, this message is getting out right on time...
Pass it along.
Note: You might also enjoy Wally's "Let My People Vote" clip by Sarah Silverman.
Thanks to Thom, this message is getting out right on time...
Pass it along.
Note: You might also enjoy Wally's "Let My People Vote" clip by Sarah Silverman.
Wednesday, July 04, 2012
Happy Fourth of July!
Happy Fourth of July to Infomaniac's American Bitches!
How will you be celebrating?
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