Are you planning a New Year's Eve party?
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On behalf of your fellow human beings throughout the entire world, please DON'T.
This has been a public health message from the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.
Showing posts with label health. Show all posts
Showing posts with label health. Show all posts
Monday, December 27, 2021
New Year's Eve Parties
Thursday, July 22, 2021
To Hug or Not to Hug
Is it safe to hug again? The Mistress is not sure so she's sending out a stand-in...
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Tuesday, December 05, 2017
Eye Wash Station
For the benefit of our more sensitive readers, an eye wash station is being installed, here on Infomaniac...
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Comments have poured in over the years from distressed readers such as Mr. Peenee who said, "I don't understand why that harridan continues to exhort us to "Click to enlarge..." when there is already more information on hand than we need. All I want is to bleach my eyes."
We here at Infomaniac wish to point out that bleach is hazardous. Therefore we have installed an eye wash station for your health and safety.
-- The Management
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Comments have poured in over the years from distressed readers such as Mr. Peenee who said, "I don't understand why that harridan continues to exhort us to "Click to enlarge..." when there is already more information on hand than we need. All I want is to bleach my eyes."
We here at Infomaniac wish to point out that bleach is hazardous. Therefore we have installed an eye wash station for your health and safety.
-- The Management
Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Public Service Announcement #37
Stop slouching!
Slouching hurts your body and may result in aches and pains in your back, neck and shoulders.
Slouching also affects your breathing and lung capacity. Less oxygen means less energy.
So straighten up, Bitches!
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Slouching hurts your body and may result in aches and pains in your back, neck and shoulders.
Slouching also affects your breathing and lung capacity. Less oxygen means less energy.
So straighten up, Bitches!
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Wednesday, May 10, 2017
Stripes
A new study suggests STRIPES might be making us ill...
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Scientists warn that stripes in architecture and clothing may trigger migraines and epileptic seizures.
“Vertical orientation of stripes are in general worse than horizontal,” said Dr Dorothée Kasteleijn-Nolst Trenité, an epileptologist of UMC Utrecht.
“Examples of striped patterns that are potentially provocative in daily life are rolling stairs, venetian blinds, striped clothes and buildings.”
Oh dear...
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Scientists warn that stripes in architecture and clothing may trigger migraines and epileptic seizures.
“Vertical orientation of stripes are in general worse than horizontal,” said Dr Dorothée Kasteleijn-Nolst Trenité, an epileptologist of UMC Utrecht.
“Examples of striped patterns that are potentially provocative in daily life are rolling stairs, venetian blinds, striped clothes and buildings.”
Oh dear...
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Bring on the Meat!
Are You Getting Enough Roughage?
Corn is a good source of thiamin, folic acid, phosphorus, vitamin C, magnesium and dietary fibre or "roughage."
"Corn is a food that gives us plenty of chewing satisfaction, and its high ratio of insoluble-to-soluble fiber is partly the reason."
But its "insoluble fiber is tops at tackling common digestive ailments (like constipation and hemorrhoids) by absorbing water, which swells the stool and speeds its movement."
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This has been an announcement from the Infomaniac Healthy Eating Plan.
"Corn is a food that gives us plenty of chewing satisfaction, and its high ratio of insoluble-to-soluble fiber is partly the reason."
But its "insoluble fiber is tops at tackling common digestive ailments (like constipation and hemorrhoids) by absorbing water, which swells the stool and speeds its movement."
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This has been an announcement from the Infomaniac Healthy Eating Plan.
Monday, June 17, 2013
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Meet Margaret
Introducing Margaret: Infomaniac’s new health inspector…
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Some of you may have been wondering, “Who is this Margaret and why is she infiltrating Mistress MJ’s comment box?”
Rest assured that Mistress MJ has known Margaret for some time.
Margaret can be found operating the gift shop over at Cookie’s successful salon, The Hair Hall of Fame. At The Hair Hall of Fame you’ll find not only Margaret and Cookie but bitchin’ beauticians such as Mistress MJ herself, Normadesmond, Jason, AyeM8y, Thom, and other skilled stylists.
Margaret will be making appearances here on Infomaniac from time to time to inspect the premises and report on her findings.
And did we mention she has an evil twin?...
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Some of you may have been wondering, “Who is this Margaret and why is she infiltrating Mistress MJ’s comment box?”
Rest assured that Mistress MJ has known Margaret for some time.
Margaret can be found operating the gift shop over at Cookie’s successful salon, The Hair Hall of Fame. At The Hair Hall of Fame you’ll find not only Margaret and Cookie but bitchin’ beauticians such as Mistress MJ herself, Normadesmond, Jason, AyeM8y, Thom, and other skilled stylists.
Margaret will be making appearances here on Infomaniac from time to time to inspect the premises and report on her findings.
And did we mention she has an evil twin?...
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Under the Weather
Mistress MJ is a little under the weather.
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Please let me know what I'm missing as I haven't felt up to making all my blogging rounds.
I hope to recuperate a.s.a.p.
UPDATE: Do you remember our January post on THE SCOURGE?
Miss Normadesmond thoughtfully emailed this to me …
Please let me know what I'm missing as I haven't felt up to making all my blogging rounds.
I hope to recuperate a.s.a.p.
UPDATE: Do you remember our January post on THE SCOURGE?
Miss Normadesmond thoughtfully emailed this to me …
Sunday, September 06, 2009
Public Service Announcement #1
Have your Secret Lady Place examined regularly …
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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Doctor, Doctor
Sure, you try to take good care of yourself. You follow a sensible eating plan, drink eight glasses of water a day and get plenty of exercise.
But you’re not perfect.
So fill in the blank…
My doctor would be shocked if he/she knew that I _______________.
But you’re not perfect.
So fill in the blank…
My doctor would be shocked if he/she knew that I _______________.
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