Nude Day Meets Bastille Day

Hold on to your hats, Bitches...



Today we celebrate both National Nude Day and Bastille Day (aka "la Fête nationale" or "le 14 juillet") ...

and, of course, today is Filthy Friday.

Happy World Naked Gardening Day

It's World Naked Gardening Day!



It's a perfect day to plan ahead for the Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.

World Naked Gardening Day

Saturday, May 14 is World Naked Gardening Day.

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We here at Infomaniac have not celebrated World Naked Gardening Day since 2008 so it’s high time you all get out there with your hoes and get your hands dirty.

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Of course, World Naked Gardening Day wouldn’t be complete without an appearance by our favourite naked gardener…

That’s right… it's AyeM8y...Mr. Nude Infomaniac!!!

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Wouldn’t you want him to trim your hedges?

Now go forth and propagate, Bitches!

Note: Mistress MJ is still engaged in busyness and cannot reply to your comments nor visit your blogs. Rest assured, she misses you and hopes to return SOON. She hopes this little foray into the garden will tide you over in the meantime.

All You Can Eat

Forgot your pants at the dinner table?

Found yourself bare at the buffet?


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Then you can eat all you want with no need to loosen your belt afterwards!

Mr. Nude Infomaniac

UPDATE: To see the winner, scroll to the bottom.

Which one of you bitches deserves to win the title of Mr. Nude Infomaniac?




Elect yourself and tell us why you deserve to win.

OR…

Nominate someone else and explain why they should be the winner.


UPDATE:

Congratulations Damien in New Zealand!



Damien, you’ve been voted Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009!

Your prize is our adoration and adulation.

Naked Gardening Day

It’s World Naked Gardening Day!





So get naked, grab your hoe, and get out in your garden.

























Don’t leave yet. There’s another post beneath this one.

Filthy Friday – Knock Your Socks Off

Infomaniac is of the opinion that if you’re going to get nekkid, you should take your socks off.

However, if you insist on going naked with socks, at least find a pair with no holes…





That’s right, take ‘em off…




That’s better!…





You've got nothing to smile about, buddy ...





Checking for sock lint...





Yeah, you look like you could use some sun. But with those socks on, you're going to get an uneven tan...






Hey! Feet OFF the counter!…





Thank you for using a towel on my chair...






Caution: The action heats up right about here ...


















Looks like the slip-guard on the soles of your socks didn't prevent you from falling off your chair...

Oh look! It’s a couple of Infomaniac’s finest male specimens!...

Beast and Inner Voices browsing the personal ads at SockStars…

Naked Men Fishing

Warning: This posting contains images of naked fishermen.




If you are the sort who would prefer to see scantily clad fisherwomen, go to Women in Waders or Beauty and the Bass.






Now let’s bring on the nude fishermen!

Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet And Watch

Over at Beast’s, the conversation turned to nekkid shopping.

Where do you keep your wallet?



Infomaniac readers who wish to remain anonymous



And you wondered, in yesterday’s Infomaniac posting, where these fellas put their car keys and cigarettes while they partied…








Infomaniac to the rescue.

Here we reveal where to put your fags, your wallet and your mobile while you pursue a variety of nekkid pastimes….







Someday you’ll thank me.

Now go out and git nekkid!

Filthy Friday

Yay! It’s the weekend!

Anyone for Naked Twister?

Top 10 Naked People on Google Earth

Topless and naked sunbathers visible from space on Google Earth.

Cattle Shed Striptease

Prince Charles, patron of the Welsh Black Cattle Society, not available for comment


The Welsh Black Cattle Society found itself at the centre of controversy after reports of a striptease in a cattle shed. A woman got on a table and stripped naked in front of 150 people.

Witnesses said the woman was hosed down during the performance with water normally used to wash and feed the cattle.

One witness, who did not want to be named, said security guards rushed to the scene late on Tuesday, but had difficulty grabbing the woman because the water had made her skin slippery.

Another said the woman's thong, discarded during the act, was returned to her on the end of a pitchfork used to muck out the cattle lines.

Johnny Depp Naked

I promised you a photo of Johnny Depp naked and I found a photo of Johnny Depp naked! Sorry, no full-frontal nudity yet but I’m working on it.

The photo is from the movie Private Resort with Rob Morrow.

See more Johnny Depp Private Resort screencaps at Depp Impact.

Mark Roberts – The Streaker™

Streaker Mark Roberts at the 2006 Olympics with strategically-placed rubber chicken


Mark Roberts, The Streaker™, is the world’s number one serial streaker.

Mark has performed more than 300 streaks including a prance across the ice at the 2006 Winter Olympics Curling event. He’s also bared his wares at the Royal Ascot, Wimbledon, the FA Cup Final, the Grand National and the Superbowl.

“I will keep streaking as long as it gives me a buzz and as long as the crowd enjoys it! The next sporting venue you attend, keep an eye out for me!”

Naked Yoga

With nude yoga all the rage these days, you might want to invest in these Yoga Mat Cleaning Wipes. Clean your mat...Calm your mind!

Naked Rambler

The Naked Rambler is back in the news.

Stephen Gough was arrested at Edinburgh Airport when he came off a flight. Gough boarded the flight fully clothed but emerged naked from the airplane toilets and refused to put his clothes back on. Full story from the BBC.

Gough first made news when he walked the length of Great Britain from Land’s End to John O’Groats, naked. He has been arrested and incarcerated on several occasions.