Kilt Inspection

Readers of LX's blog have been told that LX is supposedly taking a wee holiday in Scotland this week.

What you don't know is that Mistress MJ has dispatched Agent "MacLX" to Scotland to research the answer to the question, "What do Scots wear under their kilts?"

Agent MacLX has completed his task and submitted THESE revealing photos to share with you...


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Thank you (thenk ye!) intrepid Agent MacLX, for taking on this daunting research assignment.

Wenis Wednesday – Robbie Burns Day Edition

What better way to mark the birth of Scotland's national poet than with a kilt-lifting?

Stinky Scot Barred for Breaking Wind

Stewart Laidlaw was banned from his local for passing foul flatulence.

Regulars at Thirsty Kirsty’s in Dunfermline, Fife, were fed up with Laidlaw’s fetid farts.

Laidlaw blames the new smoking laws for his expulsion.




"No one could smell anything when the pub was full of cigarette smoke,” said Laidlaw.

Pub landlord John Thow countered with, "He revels in this and does it all the time and it's absolutely foul, it would make you sick. Since the smoking ban he's made a career out of this. He has been warned and asked politely to stop it on many occasions…. when he drops one he'll shout and wave his arms so everyone can smell it."

Laidlaw has been served “last odours.”

News item here.

Filthy Scots

Scottish people have been hailed as the dirtiest in the UK, according to a new study.

Thus taking the pressure off the Filthy Irish, for now.

TOP 10 DIRTIEST CITIES

Aberdeen

Edinburgh

Glasgow

Southampton

Bristol

Cardiff

Leeds

Leicester

Cambridge

Manchester

TOP 10 CITIES WITH THE DIRTIEST HAIR

Coventry

Cardiff

Belfast

Nottingham

Plymouth

Glasgow

Liverpool

Leicester

Birmingham

London



Unidentified Filthy Scot