Valentine's Day Meets Ass Wednesday

This year, Valentine's Day and Ash Wednesday fall on the same day.


We here at Infomaniac like to think of it as Ass Wednesday.

Smut-Free Sunday

We take a break from our usual fare to guide you into a life of clean living.

Could you pass the escalator test?...

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Now ponder this...


Source: A Christian modesty guide PDF published in 2016, showing women how to dress appropriately.

Singspiration Sunday

It's Me Again Lord...

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And more from the same group ...


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Goin' to the Chapel

Recently, during LX's two-week river cruise from Amsterdam to Budapest, he and Herr Mago stopped in Würzburg to light candles in Unsere Liebe Frau von der Streifen Unterhosen Chapel also known as Our Lady of the Stripey Pantyhose...



Won't you join us in prayer?

Smut-Free Sunday

Strange Bedfellows

Norma caught in bed...


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With a Roman Catholic!

Sunday

Worship with us...

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Sunday Funday

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Sunday

It's Sunday.


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Isn't it time you were in church?

Wash Your Sins Away Sunday

We have installed a portable baptistry at the Church of Infomaniac...


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For baptismal uses only.

Habemus Papam!

When we last left Mr. Peenee, he was sequestered in his San Francisco rust garden awaiting the white plume of smoke to curl up from the Sistine Chapel to announce...



Habemus Papam! We have a new pope!



And the crowd goes wild!!! HALLELUJAH! Cheering by the masses and then silence as Pope Peenee addresses the faithful.

Pope Peenee announces, "Get down on your knees and kiss my ring, Bitches!"

Note: This message has been approved by the Sistine Chapel seagull...

Smoke Signals

Will Mr. Peenee be the next pope?



As we keep Vatican vigil here at Infomaniac, we regret to inform you that black smoke billowed from the Sistine Chapel today, signaling an inconclusive first vote in the conclave to elect a new pope.

Meanwhile, a cool and collected Mr. Peenee sits sequestered in his San Francisco rust garden, awaiting the decision...



We're counting on you, Bitches, to elect Peenee as Pope.

Listen up to what Mr. Peenee himself has to say,....

"Here's the deal, just call the cardinal in your district or region or patch or whatever they call it and tell him if doesn't vote for me, you're going to have to convert to Mormonism. Or some other voodoo, doesn't really matter. Don't worry if you're not Catholic, they don't know. It's not like they're Costco and going to ask for you member card."

Will Mr. Peenee be the next pontiff?

Infomaniac will be there to keep you informed and abreast of the situation.

In the meantime, we all await that special little POOF of smoke.

Smutty Sunday

It's Sunday.


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Worship at the Church of Infomaniac.

Filthy Friday - MoHo Edition

“Sexual relations are proper only between a man and a woman who are legally and lawfully wedded as husband and wife. Any other sexual relations, including those between persons of the same gender, are sinful and undermine the divinely created institution of the family. The Church accordingly affirms defining marriage as the legal and lawful union between a man and a woman."

--LDS Handbook 2
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See more Mormon Missionary Positions here.

Show and Tell Shrine

Obviously you Bitches need some inspiration to photograph ANY ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE and send it in for our upcoming “Show and Tell Day.”

So Mistress MJ presents this Virgin Mary shrine from her own personal collection…

With a simple flick of a switch, you can gently illuminate your room. Makes a great nightlight!

Wind it up and watch the Blessed Virgin’s eyes open and close and her hands fold in prayer to the musical accompaniment of Schubert’s “Ave Maria.”

Mistress MJ bought it at a yard sale in Toronto for 50 cents. Or did I try and talk them down to 25 cents? Because Mistress MJ is cheap a great haggler.

Let us pray for more photo submissions from you Bitches.

For details on how to enter, click here.

Deadline: Saturday!!!

Smut-Free Sunday

Haven’t we had enough smut here for one week?

It’s time to get down on your knees and acknowledge the sacred over the profane.

Take time to appreciate, for example, this wide range of ecclesiastical headgear.



























Note: This is a FEBRUARY FLASHBACK from the Infomaniac Archives. Content in Feburary Flashbacks may be slightly altered from the original posting. We welcome your comments but due to time limitations this month, Mistress MJ will not be responding personally to all your comments.

Hairway to Heaven

Could The Joyful Sounds be related to The Faith Tones?

The Devil Made Me Eat It

Satan forced my hand to devour a packet of dark chocolate-coated HobNobs in the middle of the night.



Have you ever stood in peril in your pantry?

Felt temptation as you knelt in the darkened kitchen before the dim glow of the refrigerator light?

Come forth and testify that you too have succumbed to Satan’s power!

Your fat arse belongs to Beelzebub!!!

Can I get an amen?

If this HobNob addiction continues, I’ll soon be…

Smut-Free Sunday

Good news! Satan has been paralyzed.




Could it have been looking at this group that rendered him powerless?...




In praise of Satan’s paralysis, let’s all sing along with the Christian Pirate Puppets, shall we?


(Warning: You’ll be praying for it to end after the first few seconds)…

Saintly Sunday