Showing posts with label dreams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dreams. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys

The Mistress had a sex dream about David Bowie last night, one month after his passing into the stardust.



This is the sixth (sexth?) time I've dreamed about him since January 10th.

We didn't make love just once. Oh, nooooo. Four times over the course of one dream. And it was FABULOUS.

In the final scene, I was chatting to a woman when I spotted David returning for the night from the Ziggy Stardust Tour. I told her, "I gotta go. David's back from his performance and I've got to fuck him while he's still wearing his high heels!"

Because The Mistress loves a man who can carry off a pair of high heeled boots or shoes.









Don't you?

Monday, June 11, 2012

I Dream of Peenee

Mistress MJ fell asleep with regrets of not backing up all her fab photos; for instance, the many photographs of Norma and Mr. Peenee...

BITCHES: The photo that was here of Norma and Peenee has been deleted due to the sudden deflation of Peenee's fun bags.

Mistress MJ dreamed that she was strolling down the street with Peenee but she kept stumbling and falling down.

Mr. Peenee suggested Mistress MJ wear a HELMET when venturing outdoors.


In other news, Mr. DeVice won The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition but Mistress MJ won't be posting about it until he steps forward to claim his prize. It appears he's gone missing again.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

I Dream of Bloggers

If you were following the comments from yesterday’s post, you know that I had a dream about our witchy little friend from Norfolk, England: IVD (Inexplicable DeVice).


Won't you join me, Mistress MJ? Clicking biggifies me!

In the dream, we were cuddling and (gasp!) … nekkid!

Nothing sexual was going on, thankfully. After all, he is a big poof. Or as Piggy and Tazzy so neatly summed it up …

“Ever heard the phrase 'Friend of Dorothy'? Well, meet Dorothy. As queer as they come. A fully qualified, professional, mincing machine.”

Anyway, I’m just glad that IVD wasn’t making his wretched gurning face as pictured here …



THAT would have been a NIGHTMARE!

This isn’t the first dream I’ve had about IVD.

And come to think of it, I’ve had numerous dreams about various Infomaniac bitches.

Fellow Canadian Donn, for example …



I recall a few cuddling dreams about Donn though the details are sketchy.

However, I remember one dream where each time I clicked on Donn’s blog I heard the theme tune from the Dick Van Dyke Show.

I’ve also dreamed a few times about Tazzy and Piggy but thankfully I’ve forgotten the content. And frankly, I don’t want to know.

And then there’s Ayem8y and Jason. I’ve dreamed about the two of them (together) three times!

Ayem8y responded to my dream by saying, “I assume that I was curling your lashes while Jason painted your toenails.”

Makes perfect sense to me.

And now over to you, bitches.

Have you had dreams about fellow bloggers?

Tell us about it!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Recurring Bra Dream

Mistress MJ is having that dream again…


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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dream Interpretation

Last night I had the strangest dream…



Your interpretations are welcome.