Friday, February 13, 2009

Fashion Friday

Filthy Friday in cancelled this week.

In its place, due to popular demand, we offer you Fashion Friday.



Consider this an opportunity for you bitches to condemn or condone the outfit above.

Unleash your inner Mr. Blackwell!

56 comments:

  1. YAY FIRST
    CHEW ON THAT BITCHES

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  2. I am NEVER FIRST

    I am speechless

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  3. You're making too much noise to be speechless, Mr Beast.

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  4. Our model is Mr. Spock's sister.

    Did someone slip her the wrong glass eye? It's a tad larger than the right.

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  5. FIFTH!! sweet action!

    Ponita-Yes, that was me. I almost stuck it in her ear too by accident.

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  6. crap.i took too long. i didn't even make #5

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  7. woah.
    you guys type like gangbusters

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  8. For her era it was probably fine, personally I think the cigarette is appalling. For a model her breasticles are a bit on the large side and she appears to be a little old for this type of modelling. Perhaps an ad for the hairdye she clearly uses would be a better fit?

    Love the fur. Always wear fur! It's VERY couture. The lingerie not so much.

    Where's Givenchy or Lacroix? Bring on some Dolce, Christopher Kane and where is Pucci in all of this?

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  9. and apparently i can't add anyway

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  10. I'm just wondering if the fur is fake?

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  11. its just the counting part that confuses me

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  12. Uh, I'm not so sure this isn't Filthy Friday...

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  13. ...or Beast's extra large merkin?
    Sx

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  14. Lingerie with fur is a really really nice look. I might have worn a full coat with that rather than a wrap, though--more "Venus in Furs."

    I wonder if you could also pull this off with practical white cotton underwear and a dusty vintage fox stole...

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  15. Can't fault the outfit - but that hairstyle is a disgrace.
    And those wrinkly stockings - had she never heard of Lycra?

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  16. i could live with the fur...and the garters...but the bra seems to be a bit skimpy for me...don't think it would hold my puppies up too long, especially if there were any bumps in the road

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  17. @ Daisy's "don't think it would hold my puppies"

    BE MY VALENTINE!!!

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  18. @LEAH: I'm not anti-fur but I don't think I would want something dead looking at me....

    @DAISY: Wouldn't hold mine either....

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  19. @ Ponita's "Wouldn't hold mine either"

    BE MY VALENTINE!!!

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  20. @xl: I am sensing a theme here...

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  21. I think she is totally hot. I hope that I look like that after my breast augmentation surgery at 60.

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  22. vintage stuff, sugar...in more ways than one! xoxoxo

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  23. Why is everyone being so cruel to Sigourney Weaver?

    I happen to think that she looks fifty, fabulous and frisky!

    I for one, would fully be prepared to come hither.

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  24. BEAST: YAY FIRST
    CHEW ON THAT BITCHES


    Had I been paying attention, I would have deleted your comment.

    But as it stands, you’re Queen for a day.

    PONITA: That wonky eye is following me around the room!

    MAGO: Is that mink?

    It could be That Touch of Mink if someone racier than Doris Day played the lead.

    CHER: I’d talk to your doctor about lowering your prescription dosage.

    CYBERPOOF: Finally, someone who’s giving a critique!

    personally I think the cigarette is appalling

    If Mistress MJ were a smoker, she’d use a long cigarette holder.

    And she’d blow the smoke in your face.

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  25. BOXER: I'm just wondering if the fur is fake?

    Given the era, we’d have to say it’s unlikely.

    You are talking about the stole, aren’t you?

    XL: Uh, I'm not so sure this isn't Filthy Friday...

    By the way I see you’re behaving as this conversation progresses further down the page, I’d say it is Filthy Friday!

    VOICES: is that beaver she is wearing?

    I’m sure you’d like to be wearing beaver!

    SCARLET: ...or Beast's extra large merkin?

    Ha! Miss Scarlet makes us laugh.

    LEAH: I wonder if you could also pull this off with practical white cotton underwear and a dusty vintage fox stole...

    Nothing can make practical white cotton underwear “foxy”.

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  26. KAZ: Can't fault the outfit - but that hairstyle is a disgrace.

    She missed her appointment yesterday with the Infomaniac House of Beauty.

    Release the Smurfs!

    DAISY: the bra seems to be a bit skimpy for me...don't think it would hold my puppies up too long

    Nice going, Miss Daisy. Look below you to see what you’ve started.

    XL: @ Daisy's "don't think it would hold my puppies"
    BE MY VALENTINE!!!


    What do you think this is?

    The Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service?

    CUNNING: GRANDMA!!?!?!?!??!??!!!??

    I don’t know how to tell you this but your granny has gone wild.

    PONITA: @DAISY: Wouldn't hold mine either....

    Oh, don’t you start too.

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  27. XL: @ Ponita's "Wouldn't hold mine either"
    BE MY VALENTINE!!!


    Somebody needs a … hug.

    PONITA: @xl: I am sensing a theme here...

    More like a theme park at this rate.

    EMMA: I think she is totally hot. I hope that I look like that after my breast augmentation surgery at 60.

    *waits for XL to salivate at the ringing of the bell*

    SAVANNAH: vintage stuff, sugar...in more ways than one! Xoxoxo

    Shall we mix her an Old Fashioned?

    DONN: Why is everyone being so cruel to Sigourney Weaver? I happen to think that she looks fifty, fabulous and frisky!

    Fifty, fabulous and frisky? That’s only 3 F’s. We fear the fourth…the Facehugger!

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  28. I need you to take a look at a video I made of a soccer team I coach over at my blog? Are they dirtier than your houseboys? Do you think they could have a face off, we could grease em up and may the best team win?

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  29. EMMA: I actually saw a couple of my houseboys on your team!

    They're very disloyal. Recently they ran off en masse to Denmark to be with that big Danish poofter CyberPete.

    I want to be in charge of training your tranny cheerleaders.

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  30. On what does she sit? Some wooden structure ... Is here right glove "raptured" (zerrissen) and why does she wear only one black glove? Some retouche to her right site.
    I like lace.

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  31. RANDOM: Just don’t mention that you’re stacked or XL will be all over you.

    MAGO: She’s sitting on a tuffet. She’s Little Miss MUFFet.

    And she’s waiting for the Rapture.

    *binds Mago’s hands with lacey unmentionables*

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  32. I never said the cigarette holder was a problem. If one must smoke, it's the only way.

    Please don't blow it in my face. I'm allergic.

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  33. Looks like she is holding a beer gut in , or is about to break wind horribly

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  34. I'm just wondering, are the breasts fake?

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  35. CYBERPOOF: I’ll spill my cocktail in your lap instead.

    BEAST: Looks like she is holding a beer gut in , or is about to break wind horribly

    It’s not as if she has just polished off a meal at Café C, now is it?

    BOXER: I'm just wondering, are the breasts fake?

    Squeeze them to see!

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  36. "Squeeze them to see!"

    Let's put it this way, buy Kleenex stock!

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  37. ***honks miss MJ's Gazonkas***

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  38. If only all bus drivers were kitted out this way.

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  39. XL: You seem to know a lot about ladies underthingies.

    BEAST: And stop wiggling your bottom at me!

    GEOFF: Reg Varney, perhaps?

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  40. Chase that spider away!

    Aww ... Seide! HACH!

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  41. MAGO: Your hands are tied, aren’t they?

    XL: Could this outpouring of yours not wait until tomorrow?

    We’re still on Fashion Friday.

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  42. "Are you going all the way, love?"

    "Cheeky! There's plenty of room on top!"

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  43. condemn? dear lady please.

    hell, thats what im wearing right now! and once i finish that spliff im going to donate the mink to some deserving street person and go pass out on the front lawn. you betcha.

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  44. "not wait until tomorrow?"

    No, I will be in a hyperglycemia state tomorrow from overdosing on conversation hearts.

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  45. CYBERPOOF: As if you have any say in the matter!

    NATIONS: hell, thats what im wearing right now! and once i finish that spliff im going to donate the mink to some deserving street person and go pass out on the front lawn. you betcha.

    *turns on lawn sprinkler*

    XL: Well I’ve got something for you on Saturday so you’d better come back.

    MANUEL: Not just 52nd…you’re last!

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  46. No, he's not.... I'm bringing up the rear. ;-)

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  47. This may be as good as filthy friday.

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