Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

Please join me in wishing Mr. DeVice (and his swimsuit area) a very happy birthday.

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Happy Birthday, Mr. Peenee!

Happy birthday, Mr. Peenee!

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

Bitches, would you get into the Gincuzzi with this man?....

Well, you're all invited. 

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!

 Happy birthday, Miss Scarlet!

Norma (left) gives Miss Scarlet advice on ageing gracefully.

Happy Birthday, Norma!

 Have a wonderful day, Norma...

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

March 22nd is Mr. DeVice's birthday. Fancy a weenie roast?

Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!

 Happy birthday, Miss Scarlet!

 

Reasons to Celebrate

As you celebrate both Canada Day and Norma's birthday, please remember to social distance...

Reasons to Celebrate

Eat me!

Help yourselves to the baked goods, Bitches.

It seems I'd forgotten that March 23rd is the 14th anniversary of this blog.

More importantly, I completely forgot that March 22nd was Mr. DeVice's birthday. 

Let's stuff ourselves silly, in celebration.  

Happy Birthday, Jon!

Happy birthday, Jon!


Jon's holidaying in Amsterdam at the moment. We wish him a fab fortnight of fun.

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

Please join me in wishing Mr. DeVice a GAY and happy birthday!

New Year's Eve Party!

Welcome to the combination New Year's Eve Party / birthday party for Savannah!


Both events fall on December 31st but we've started a day early for those of you Bitches who have a lot of parties to attend.

As you can see from the photo above, The Mistress has briefly roused herself from her sick bed and is blowing ... her horn to signal the start to the festivities. Shall we proceed?

First, let me begin by welcoming each one of you as you come through the door...

It's okay. The Mistress is not contagious.

Savannah (the birthday girl) has already been swept off her feet...


This party game started out innocently enough...

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But look at the mess you Bitches have made!...


And of course, there's always one of you...


Hey! The master bedroom is off limits, Bitches!...

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The Mistress can't possibly keep up with you in her delicate condition. She is kicking all you Bitches out of the house...


This party is moving to The Gincuzzi!...


HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAVANNAH!

Happy Birthday, Prinny!

Happy birthday, Princess!


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Happy Birthday, Mr. Peenee!

The late Bette Davis clutches her pearls as she's informed she shares her birthday with Mr. Peenee ...



Miss Davis insists he partake of her cake...



Cheers to Mr. Peenee!...



Vodka shots, anyone?...



Happy birthday, PEENEE!

Mr. DeVice - Birthday Boy

Happy birthday, Mr. DeVice!...



Do my eyes deceive me or is the young Mr. DeVice grasping a pair of fuzzy dice?

Happy Birthday, Damien!

On Wednesday, March 15...

We have CAKE...



and COCKTAILS...



for our very own Wonder Warrior, Damien...

Aidan Turner Celebrates Miss Scarlet

Aidan: I'm on a fag break. Why are you bothering me, Mistress?...



The Mistress: It's Miss Scarlet's birthday.

Aidan: Why didn't you say so? Let me just saddle up (and make a quick costume change) and I'll be right there!...



Aidan: Hello, Miss Scarlet. Is it me you're looking for?...



Aidan: Damn and blast. I'm absolutely spent...



Aidan: I hate to eat and run but I really must go, Miss Scarlet. Besides, it's time for another fag...



Aidan: Bitches, raise your glasses to our Miss Scarlet!...



The Mistress: Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!



For even more Miss Scarlet celebrations, visit Mr. Device.

July 1st Birthday Girls

Bitches, raise your glasses to the two birthday girls: MISS NORMADESMOND...


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... and CANADA!...

Happy Birthday, Mr. Peenee!

Happy birthday, Mr. Peenee!



Long may you reign over us.

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

*♫Tall and pale and young(ish) and lovely
The boy from Norfolk County goes walking
And when he passes, each  man he passes
Goes "A-a-a-h"♫
*Sung to the tune "The Girl From Ipanema"...



We here at Infomaniac think it's no coincidence that Mr. DeVice shares his birthday (March 22) with World Water Day.



And to further demonstrate Mr. DeVice's affinity for water, these are just some of his many photos of the beach. No, not Ipanema Beach ... Cromer Beach. We think his photographs are fab. And so is he.

Happy birthday, Mr. DeVice!