Yodelling Pickles and Hopping Lederhosen

It all started many years ago when The Mistress purchased Wind-Up Hopping Lederhosen...



Simply wind it up and watch these Bavarian trousers hop all over.

It's one of my favourite things, ever. But the fun doesn't end there. Oh no, it does not.

The next step in hopping lederhosen research & development was the Remote Controlled, Hopping, Yodelling Lederhosen...



With a remote control shaped like a knackwurst, this product will knock you out.

Demonstration here...



Your head will explode when you see what they came up with next...

A Yodelling Pickle...



Yes! A pickle that yodels at the press of a button.

You've never had so much fun with six and a half inches of plastic!

Demo here...



With Christmas coming, you may want to add a Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament to your wish list. It's equipped with a motion detector that unleashes a yodel...



All these products and oh, SO MUCH MORE are available at The Mistress's favourite store: Archie McPhee in Seattle.

Lust for Lederhosen

According to Herbert Lipah, owner of the Royal Bavarian Lederhosen-Madness shop,"Once you try lederhosen on, your life will never be the same again."




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Note: That is NOT Herbert Lipah, pictured above. We suspect it could be Herr Mago.

Lipah adds, "You don't need to clean lederhosen, or at least no more than once every two or three years."

We here at Infomaniac wonder if after several wearings your lederhosen would get a bit "whiffy" but each to his own. I suppose you could always Febreze liberally.

Have any of you Bitches tried on a pair of lederhosen? Did it change your life?

Hands Up!

Hands up if you've already entered The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition...





Don't get behind...



Deadline: SUNDAY, midday Greenwich Mean Time.

CLICK HERE to enter.

Real Men Wear Green Shorts

One of the world’s largest steins. Made in Germany. Capacity—90 12 oz. bottles of beer or 8-1/2 gallons. Weight 75 lbs. The inscription on the stein reads as follows: “Whoever can empty this tankard shall be called a real man.”

Or as we here at Infomaniac like to say: "Whoever wears The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts shall be called a real man."


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Green shorts, green lederhosen...isn't it all the same thing?

CLICK HERE for your chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Prost!

Meanwhile, Somewhere in Germany…

As you may know, Mr. Lax (LX) has been vacationing in Germany for the past few months but has just returned home to Texas.

Infomaniac has obtained photographic proof of what actually went on when he visited fellow Infomaniac Bitch, Herr Mago, at an undisclosed location, somewhere in Germany…


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LX Does Berlin

Some of you may be wondering, "Where is LX?" aka "Mr. LAX."

He's gone to Berlin for a few weeks but we hope he'll be posting travelogues from abroad and/or popping by to comment from time to time.

Unless, of course, he's too busy...



AND rumour has it that he'll be meeting up with Herr Mago in Franconia!

Yodelling Yobbo

A yodelling folk dancer has been arrested for thigh-slapping his way across nine cars - causing £30,000 worth of damage.

Fifteen-stone Walter Hilterskogogl's drunken routine only stopped when he slipped and fell head-first from the roof of a VW Beetle in Tyrol, Austria.

Still dressed in lederhosen, he told police he had wanted to prove how agile he was despite his weight. He added: "Dancing on the cars seemed like a good idea at the time."

Source: The Daily Record

Windup Hopping Lederhosen

Who doesn’t love hopping lederhosen? Wind up these Bavarian breeches and watch them hop about.

Available from my favourite retailer and cross-border shopping experience; Archie McPhee.

Try explaining a bag full of hopping lederhosen at the border.