Sunday, February 22, 2009

Nervine

Don’t do anything today to get on Mistress MJ’s nerves until she’s had her “calmative” …




47 comments:

  1. We should all follow the example of Mrs. Love of Wigger Street.

    And throw in what comes a way ...

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  2. MAGO: Just because you won The Penis Book doesn’t mean you have to lord it over everyone else.

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  3. Apparently, having a face with bilateral symmetry isn't a requirement for appearing in Dr Miles' ads.

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  4. I'm not afraid of you, tonic or no tonic.

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  5. I hear that the Nervine in the vaginal applicator is selling like hotcakes!

    Is it just me or does Mrs. Cora Love look like Dick Cheney's Mom?

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  6. 9 bottles of each?! At one time? That broad had some issues. The only thing I can down in qualities of 9 are beers. That tends to settle me down too.

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  7. XL: Apparently, having a face with bilateral symmetry isn't a requirement for appearing in Dr Miles' ads.

    You try keeping a straight face under pressure!

    MAXI: I'm not afraid of you, tonic or no tonic.

    But you’re afraid of Yer Ma, aren’t you?

    Yer lime green coat is getting on my last good nerve, by the way.

    DONN: I hear that the Nervine in the vaginal applicator is selling like hotcakes!

    You’re not a doctor. You just play one in the Blogosphere.

    What would Professor Wizenheimer have to say about this?

    HOODCHICK: 9 bottles of each?! At one time? That broad had some issues. The only thing I can down in qualities of 9 are beers. That tends to settle me down too.

    I’m only on my second glass of wine and I’m already settling down…a little.

    *adds another drop of Nervine*

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  8. MJ, add some effervescent tablets to your wine and make it some bubbly!

    If you use the stuff with the vaginal applicator and then have sex, does your man settle down too?

    Inquiring minds want to know...

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  9. One unusual side effect of ingesting copious amounts of Nervine is that women acquire a freakishly extended clitoris or nanophallus.

    Medical Practioners commonly refer to this condition as Hyena'd.

    The origin of this term is in dispute, some believe it is in reference to the fact female Hyenas have a nanophallus while others believe it was named after the first known patient, Cora Love's sister Enid.

    The only know cure for being Hyena'd is to ride a unicycle for several thousand miles.

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  10. @Donn: How extended is 'freakish'? We all come in different shapes and sizes, just like you guys do.

    :D

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  11. PONITA: MJ, add some effervescent tablets to your wine and make it some bubbly!

    What fun!

    DONN: One unusual side effect of ingesting copious amounts of Nervine is that women acquire a freakishly extended clitoris or nanophallus.

    Medical Practioners commonly refer to this condition as Hyena'd.


    Do you hear me laughing like a hyena?

    No. You do NOT.

    By the way, Ponita is a nurse in real life.

    The only know cure for being Hyena'd is to ride a unicycle for several thousand miles.

    Lastly, please refrain from sniffing the seat of my unicycle.

    PONITA: @Donn: How extended is 'freakish'? We all come in different shapes and sizes, just like you guys do.

    Do you have a photo you’d like to share with us, Ponita?

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  12. Nope. No photos. My wee willie is just that... wee and not freakish at all.

    Although I am sure there are a few out there in cyberland....

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  13. My wee willy is freakish. One day he dug up all me flowers I had to inject nervine into me arm.

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  14. i need some of THAT shit! got any extra mj? seems everyone is getting on my last nerve, and JUMPING!

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  15. Nervine was first tested in the trenches in WW1. It was a cure for shell shock. Then they found out about the side effects and decided it was only suitable for housewives.

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  16. Oh shut up the lot of you , your all getting on my Nervine :-)

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  17. Oh What I'd Give To Feel The Way I Did in 1914...............

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  18. I've got some New Formula Nervine at home. It's also called...well, never mind.

    @ tony: oh, me too.

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  19. the world loves a passive woman.

    9 bottles?? peeing like a horse too, i imagine.

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  20. PONITA: Nope. No photos. My wee willie is just that... wee and not freakish at all.

    You have a wee willie?

    There is surgery these days that can put you right.

    Does the name Christine Jorgensen mean anything to you?

    KNUDSEN: My wee willy is freakish. One day he dug up all me flowers I had to inject nervine into me arm.

    Nobody said life as a gurlyboy was going to be easy.

    DAISY: i need some of THAT shit! got any extra mj? seems everyone is getting on my last nerve, and JUMPING!

    You just need to get your nerve-laden arse over to Ireland and get yourself a big Mick.

    GEOFF: Nervine was first tested in the trenches in WW1. It was a cure for shell shock. Then they found out about the side effects and decided it was only suitable for housewives.

    Just like housework was deemed only suitable for housewives?

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  21. BEAST: Oh shut up the lot of you, your all getting on my Nervine :-)

    Somebody didn’t have his banana for brekkie.

    TONY: Oh What I'd Give To Feel The Way I Did in 1914...............

    Would you settle for a feel of someone who was born in 1914?

    LEAH: I've got some New Formula Nervine at home. It's also called...well, never mind.

    We do not need to hear about your marital aids.

    CARNALIS: the world loves a passive woman.

    Suddenly I feel so unloved.

    9 bottles?? peeing like a horse too, i imagine.

    One beer is all it takes for me to be in and out of the ladies all night.

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  22. Stop stomping that dainty feet please, it will take me hours to get it all right again ... ach

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  23. Stop stomping that dainty feet
    Dainty!!!
    PAH !
    If it wasnt for the lack of an adams apple , I would suspect a lady boy

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  24. Will Nervine be available at the next Infomaniac Staff Soirée?

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  25. MAGO: Stop stomping that dainty feet please, it will take me hours to get it all right again ... ach

    All part of my cunning plan, Mago.

    BEAST: If it wasnt for the lack of an adams apple , I would suspect a lady boy

    That is just jealousy on your part as, since taking Nervine, my lady bits have become larger than your lady bits.

    MAGO: Hmm, now as you mention ...

    Mistress MJ does not like the way this conversation is turning.

    I shall withhold your Penis Book if this behaviour continues.

    XL: Will Nervine be available at the next Infomaniac Staff Soirée?

    Nervine will be piped through the ventilation system.

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  26. I prefer horse tranquilliser.

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  27. do they make the nervine in a suppository?

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  28. personally, i think i need a penis! not for myself, of course...ok, yes! but not on me, ok? in me! wait, that's not coming out right...maybe i should just go back to . . .


    damndamndamn...



    xoxox

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  29. As long as it goes in right who cares. Right Savannah?

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  30. gin does the same thing eh....

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  31. Savannah, I second that motion.

    It's okay, girl.... we know what you meant.

    CyberPete understands too.

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  32. I most certainly do Ponita.

    Bless

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  33. Book snatching in earlier days was seen as crimen lasae majestatis ...

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  34. I'll take my chances.

    Hand over the book Mago!

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  35. Last?????????????????????????????


    (sad, I know)

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  36. It is still in the beautiful hands of the Mistress. She saied she would send it to Franconia.
    I trust the Mistress.

    (No way Pete!)

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  37. That MJ is so cheeky!

    I want the book, she probably has a poo book she can send you Mago

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  38. If you two are going to fight over that book, it has to be a nekkid wrestling match.

    Who wants front row tickets?!?!?

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  39. I would settle for some penis, Ponita. Due to the lack of that the penis book is the next best thing

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  40. I'd like some penis too, CP... not yours, though. ;-)

    (No offense intended, but I am pretty sure you don't want to give me yours anyway.)

    I do not want the book, however, so you still have to duke it out with Mago.

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  41. Poo book?
    As in "Book of Shit"? You fell down yer Valentinos and hit your head?

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  42. BITCHES: You’re ALL getting on my nerves!

    *injects Nervine between toes*

    The Penis Book is going to Mago whether the rest of you like it or not.

    Now shut up for five minutes so I can prepare the next post.

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  43. ... I'm quiet ... tremblin' ...

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  44. Or behind the ears, between fingers, any place.
    Ende.
    Bed.

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