Monday, February 16, 2009

Teen Angst Competition

Guess the identity of this teenaged Infomaniac bitch and win a prize!...

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Granted, the photo above was taken a long time ago but astute Infomaniac readers will recognize him as one of our own Infomaniac regulars.

Obviously his hairdo was a cry for help but I’ll hold my tongue from further critique and turn it over to you bitches.

In the event of more than one correct answer, Infomaniac will hold a tie-breaker contest on Tuesday.

We here at Infomaniac would like to hold more Teen Angst Competitions in future.

Were you a troubled teen?

Were you moody? Petulant? A dork? A nerd? Did your hair and fashion sense (like our bitch above) require an intervention?

Do you have the photographic evidence to prove it?

Then email your photo and you could be the next Teen Angst mystery blogger. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)

Note: Contest closes at 8:00 pm Pacific Standard Time (PST) on Monday, February 16. For you UK readers, that’s 4:00 am on Tuesday, February 17. The rest of you can use this handy World Clock to figure it out for yourselves.


  1. my only angst is being FIRST!!!!!!

  2. *does the wave*

    Is the picture Donn?

  3. 4th..ok, i can deal with 4th can happen...and oh yeah, the pic is that know...what's his name... that one, yeah, that's him! i know it! :D

  4. I am Fifth of HoweverMany, and my guess is CyberPete!

  5. I say it's DONN!

    I win because Boxer phrased it in the form of a question. This is Informaniac, not Jeopardy (although Canadians are involved with both)!

  6. It's IVD.
    Netter Bursche ...

    Teen Angst? Hair? Fashion? Can't remember, was too drunk. Cotton lumberjack shirts, you know?

  7. No idea, but whatever he was drinking gave him a nice little buzz.

  8. Definitely British. Pale complexion. Lousy curtains.

  9. Hooray, someone with worse teenage hair than me.

    And worse curtains.

  10. Hit it!

    Hit it with something really hard!

    Beat the fucker to oblivion - it's our only hope!

    I know who it is.

    I wish I didn't.

  11. Oh my lord.

    How did you get that photo of IDV and his ringlets.


  12. despite being 76 .I am Still a troubled It Me?

  13. Definitely a Brit. It could be Tazzy, but it's definitely not that wee ginge Jock Piggy.

  14. Whoever it is, they have got luscious lips.

    Has to be a Brit. That's classic horrible 1980's British decor, but still not as bad as what was in my parents' house.

  15. Well, I don't know, but the eyes do match IVD's avatar eyes. So I'll say IVD too.

    I think I'm better with the enormous penis contests. Will there be another one of those soon?

  16. *reclines on day bed as houseboys give Mistress MJ a manicure*

    *watches and waits for more responses*

    *and laffs again at troubled teen's hair horror*

  17. where's my cd, bitch? ;) xoxoxo

  18. SAVANNAH: I'm using it as a coaster for my cocktail.

  19. Apart from a lot of zits I was thin and pretty attractive. I was a psychobilly with a big quiff, then a moody mod, and frequently slammed the door and told my mom to f off. I need to dig out the pics of me with frosted white lipstick on.

  20. EMMA: Don't give your secret away. Some of these bitches have not taken drugs and still have memories that work.

    BITCHES: Some of us have actual jobs to go to.

    Mistress MJ will return this evening to tally up the results and either award the prize or plan a tiebreaker for Tuesday.

  21. I am frightened by the carpet . I have no idea who it is

  22. I never understood the meaning of teen angst because I had such a perfect time during my younger years.

    Seeing that photo I might understand the reasons that make someone suffer from that infliction namely being raised in that hideous house.

    Miss MJ sending you a picture of myself in my teenage years would be compromising since it will reveal my true age...

  23. No clue who that be, and you aren't getting a picture of young ME !!

  24. Can't remember his name but he was in a long running telly soap based in an East London square - I thought he'd killed himself, but great that he didn't

  25. I think he had a dog - ask him how the dog is

  26. Okay, it's 4:27. Who won???

    Oh, sorry... you meant 4:00 YOUR time.... Fine. I'll be back at 6:00 p.m. MY time....

  27. BITCHES: (especially Ponita): Contest closes at 8:00 pm Pacific Standard Time (PST) on Monday, February 16.


    Use the World Clock link I provided to figure out what time that is in your part of the world.

    As you can see by the time I left this comment, it's only 2:35 in the afternoon here now.

  28. Ugh, that's horrific. The hair … all that beige. If that's what life was like in the 1950s I'm glad I wasn't brought up then like this unfortunate tramp.

  29. Not 1950s, late 1970s or early 80s.

  30. not that age he would have had to sit for an oil painting.....ha! and knudsen's no oil painting.....

  31. Crap. Obviously I can't read. So now I have to wait until TEN p.m. my time.....

    *thrums fingers impatiently on desk top, looking at clock and seeing it is only 6:06...*

  32. I fry my brain at work all day, then come home to relax and you want me to figure this damn clock thing out??

    Taste that cherry chapstick!

  33. I wonder if the unfortunate ugly ducking turned into a swan when it grew up?

    Oh wait. I've just remembered who it is.

    No, he didn't.

    The poor sod must wonder what the point of waking up in the mornings is.

  34. Isn't it time yet?

    *checks world clock*

    **stomps off to find some chocolate**

  35. BITCHES: This contest is now closed.

    See Tuesday’s post for the results.

    Thanks for playing!