Showing posts with label Wales. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wales. Show all posts

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Cattle Shed Striptease


Prince Charles, patron of the Welsh Black Cattle Society, not available for comment


The Welsh Black Cattle Society found itself at the centre of controversy after reports of a striptease in a cattle shed. A woman got on a table and stripped naked in front of 150 people.

Witnesses said the woman was hosed down during the performance with water normally used to wash and feed the cattle.

One witness, who did not want to be named, said security guards rushed to the scene late on Tuesday, but had difficulty grabbing the woman because the water had made her skin slippery.

Another said the woman's thong, discarded during the act, was returned to her on the end of a pitchfork used to muck out the cattle lines.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Jonesin for a Jones-In




A Welsh town wants to break the record for the largest gathering of people with the same names.

Blaenau Ffestiniog is planning a get-together for hundreds who have the surname Jones.

The record is currently held by Sweden for a gathering of 583 Norbergs, said The Times.

*wonders if our Prunella Jones from the 'celebs and stuff' blog will attend*