Of Garden Photos Events and Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

Hasn't it all been just too, too much?

Garden photos and green shorts combo.

The Garden Photos Event AND The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition were held simultaneously this year!

Thank you to Mr. DeVice who has taken over the annual Garden Photos Event with such fun and flair.

And thank you to Mistress Maddie for hosting the most recent Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition.

The Gincuzzi is open exclusively and privately for Mr. DeVice and Mistress Maddie. The rest of you Bitches may join them when they've had time to rest, relax and recuperate.

The Return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

It's the return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

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This time, the competition is being held by Mistress Maddie (above). That's the fabulous Mistress Maddie, to you. Click here to participate. YOU could be the next winner!

Mistress Maddie Wins The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Congratulations, Mistress Maddie! 

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See Miss Scarlet's post about our glorious winner, here.

The Freakin' Green Boxer Briefs

Due to the popularity of the Freakin' Green Posing Pouches (sold out!) we have created another line of men's underwear: the Freakin' Green Boxer Briefs, as seen below, modeled by Mistress Maddie...

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Get them while they're hot!

More (or Less) of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

Whilst browsing the comments on Mr. DeVice's post about The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, I saw that Mistress Maddie asked, "I myself wonder why there isn't a Freakin' Green Elf Jock Strap?" We here at Infomaniac have tried to remedy the situation with The Freakin' Green Elf Posing Pouch...

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Celebrate the New Year with The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

Ring in the New Year by entering The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition!

Discoballs and green shorts. A new year and a new chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.

Miss Scarlet is hosting The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition. Click here to read all about it.

You have until Saturday 15th January 2022.

TFGES: The Journey Continues

Before we start in on the garden photos, be sure to visit Rimpy Rimpington's Continuing History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts. 

Rimpy picks up where my Definitive History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts left off but he also does a bang-up job of recapping all the previous entries.

Rimpy Rimpington

Mr. Rimpington is now in charge of documenting the further adventures of our beloved item of green apparel. 

A round of applause for Rimpy! Long live The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts! 

And another round of applause for Mr. DeVice. When you visit Rimpy's blog, you'll see the map Mr. DeVice created at the top of the page to follow the trail of filth as The Shorts circle the globe. 

So CLICK HERE now for The Continuing History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

The Latest Winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

The winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competiton is AlpoJones in the state of Washington, USA. Click here. I've also posted the photo, here...

Congratulations, AJ! AJ's entry, as you can see, is on a Tumblr site. AJ has wasted no time posting her photo, and getting the next FGES competition up and running. She's ready for your captions.

If you want to win The Shorts (of course you do!) check out Rimpy Rimpington's post here for details on how to enter.

Rimpy shows us that we don't have to be a member of Tumblr to enter AJ's Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition. 

Deadline: 10/31/2018 at 11:59:59 PM PDT

A round of applause for Rimpy Rimpington who did a most excellent job of getting the competition up and running again.

The Big Freakin' Reveal

The big reveal for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts will be taking place soon...

The Mistress has a wave of house guests from now until the end of the month and will be too busy to participate in the joy of discovering the name of the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts. 

In my absence, visit Rimpy Rimpington who is hosting the contest. 

Rimpy says, "I hope to have the announcement of a winner posted by Sunday (Aug. 19) evening."

Ciao for now, Bitches. And good luck!

Time Is Running Out!

You want to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts?

Time is running out! 

The deadline is 11:59:59 PM PDT on Wednesday, August 15, 2018.

Go here to enter.

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts - Rule to Remember

If you win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (enter here), do NOT make alterations to them.

 

Put On Your Big Boy Shorts

It's time to retire your old green shorts...


And wear The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Rimpy Rimington is hosting a new competition. Submit your caption here to win.

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition RIDES AGAIN!!!

You've waited over FIVE LONG YEARS for the return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition but it seems that our last winner, Princess must still be doing alterations to them...

Enter RIMPY RIMPINGTON to revive the contest with his Return of the Revenge of the Son of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Click here to read all about it and see Rimpy himself in the new STAIN-FREE SHORTS!

Bravo, Rimpy!

The NEW and Improved Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

"I've dedicated my life to winning the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts," says Infomaniac Bitch, Rimpy Rimpington.

The last Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition was won by Princess of Australia in May, 2013. There hasn't been a contest since then and the Shorts have not travelled in more than FIVE YEARS.

Despite Rimpy's continued efforts to contact Princess to get the competition ball rolling, there has been no word as to when Prinny might rise to the occasion. 

So Rimpy took matters into his own hands. He contacted Andrea Knapp, the creator of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and explained the situation. Andrea sent Rimpy a brand new pair of Shorts!

And so Rimpy is happy at last, having achieved his life's goal to acquire the Shorts. 

No stains!

Rimpy plans to hold The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition as soon as possible so stay tuned, Bitches, and visit his blog, here.

The Wearing of the Green

To celebrate Irish-American Heritage Month, we here at Infomaniac present Men in Green ...


Green SHORTS, that is...




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This will have to do until Princess posts the next Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition, whenever that may be.

Whither The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts?

The year? 2013. The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts journeyed to Australia. They have not been seen since.

A question to ponder...

Where are The Shorts?

Are they still in the possession of Princess, our most recent winner? Or have they met with foul play?...


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There have been inquiries and fans of TFGES want to know their whereabouts. They want answers!

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts have graced the backsides of several Infomaniac Bitches including:

EROSWINGS...



MR. DeVICE...



MISS SCARLET...



and THE MISTRESS, herself...



Perhaps Prinny is seated at her sewing machine, making some last minute adjustments to The Shorts...



If you're reading this, Prinny, please let us know when we can expect the next Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.



Note: For the uninitiated, please refer to The Definitive History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, a tradition since 2004.

Princess of Oz

Not to be confused with The Lost Princess of Oz, our Princess is the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!



You've probably read all about Princess's win over at Mr. DeVice's place.

Did you know that this will be the FIRST TIME that The Shorts have journeyed to Australia? Or, as some refer to the great continent...Oz, Down Under or Aussieland.

Princess has posted about her victory here so pop 'round to visit her, won't you?

One can only imagine what Princess will do once she gets her hands on The Shorts!

NOTE: A big THANK YOU to Mr. DeVice in England for hosting the last Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and doing a brilliant job of it.

UPDATE: When you're finished here and at Princess's Palais, visit Mr. DeVice to see a new magazine!

Winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

CLICK HERE to find out who won the coveted Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Hint: The Shorts will be going to Australia for the first time ever!

Hands Up!

Hands up if you've already entered The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition...





Don't get behind...



Deadline: SUNDAY, midday Greenwich Mean Time.

CLICK HERE to enter.

Filthy Friday - TFGES Edition

The Gates of Paradise aka Mr. DeVice's gaping front bottom, await you...


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CLICK HERE to visit Mr. DeVice for your chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (TFGES).

Deadline: Midday Greenwich Mean Time on Sunday, 19th May.