Showing posts with label Coven. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coven. Show all posts

Saturday, October 09, 2010

Mistress MJ Awarded Coveted Coven Position

Mistress MJ has been awarded a most coveted position in Inexplicable DeVice’s (IVD’s) new Coven.


Infomaniac Bitches are advised that if you displease me, I might cast a spell on you.

Despite almost failing the Star Trek portion of the examination, I was elected to the New Coven primarily on the basis of my ability to travel through time and space in a Tardis.

And then there were five…


The Coven now consists of five members: original members IVD and Tim with the addition of Mistress MJ, CyberPete and Beast.

With a lineup like that, expect sparks to fly and endless bickering.

Working so closely with CyberPete and Beast as I’ll be expected to do, obviously you could say that Mistress MJ is the rose between two thorns.

I expect to be upgraded to an electric broom; specifically the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000…

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I would also like to take this opportunity introduce the Coven Mobile…


As you can see, Beast will be my chauffeur.

And riding alongside me, my familiars…a cat and a bat.

My demands are few.

I await further instructions from IVD.

Wish me luck in my new position, bitches.

I’ll need it.

Note: Congratulations to IVD who is celebrating his 5th blogiversary. Long may your warty wand wave over us. Oh, and I promise to read a Star Trek book before year’s end as long as there aren’t many pages and it has lots of pictures.