Happy Birthday, Tony!

Tony hails from Hebden Bridge: Lesbian Capital of Britian.

On your special day, Tony, we’re sending you all our knitted goods.

See posting above.

My Back-Up Bitch

Thanks to all you wannabe bitches who volunteered following yesterday’s request to become my back-up slave when Slave Numero Uno (SID) is unavailable.



THE WINNER!

My New Back-Up Bitch:





Old Knudsen

Tarty yet tantalizing. Crusty yet comely. Knudsen’s likely to be disobedient but Mistress MJ enjoys a challenge.



RUNNER-UP:

Should Old Knudsen be unable to fulfill his duties, the first runner-up, Tony, will take his place.

Caveat: Tony is required to provide Spotted Dick and Polish Sausage when summoned.

HONOURABLE MENTION:

The tag team/husband/wife team of Geo and Maidy. But with Geo on the road so often and Maidy a hormone-fueled psycho bitch, it just isn’t worth the headache.




THE LOSER:




Stevey

Carly is welcome to this, the dregs of Dorset society. Just knowing that she has him down on all fours scrubbing the kitchen floor as we speak (in her pinny) is comeuppance enough for me.